Shitten energy.

Figgy Friday...

I have an old wooden breadbox on my bookshelf in my bedroom. Every week, I'm tossing a couple 20$ notes or more into what I half jokingly call 'the black hole'. I don't count it, I just pretend it's not there until I book my August 2027 trip to London.

Fig the pig, with a full body dive into her brother's fud.

The shitten has the zoomies...

In the last month I've been rescued from a car engine, had a couple surgeries - one to fix a broken leg and another for my spay (yesterday) and I'm just a baby. My new mum has come to stroke me a few times (I wasn't ready to be cuddled yet) and I've had a few crunchies, a drink and a poo... Phew

Nearly 8 months to the day since I lost my HeraHorridBeast, Figgy the Furious has moved in... She was found in a car engine, with a broken leg (hence all the shaved bits). She is currently obsessed with Zeb's litterbox.

Just remember...

And it's a SWING AND A MISS!!!

IYKYK.

#ARSE #GoodOmens NICKED from the Other App. @mrajcrowley.bsky.social - could we perhaps press you for a comment on this?

Damn it... My 'BUY IT NOW!!!!' finger slipped...

Actual footage of Mitch McConnell multiple phone calls he made today.

T/W - Body Image stuff Yesterday I was using the accessible shower at the pool (It's a High School indoor pool that my Medicare Supplemental covers the fees for). Unfortunately, it's right across from a sink with a massive mirror, perfectly at eye level. The 'curtain' is more hassle than it's worth

Post pool pic! I have fitness/weight loss goals for next August, so I flounder around in the pool every other day.

Belated birthday pressy for a dear friend.

Two baby Sparrow's that live in the eves of my flat. I "peep" at them and they peek out, expecting food!

#ARSE #GoodOmens IF I HAD A POUND for every time I have shared this, I would have a lot of pounds. I DARE YOU NOT TO LIKE THIS! Enjoy the finger clicks especially! Good Omens | RASPUTIN youtu.be/6i_vYVR8EGg?... via @YouTube

Still waiting...

I reached my goal of 3 days, 40 minutes a time at the pool, and treated myself to a bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola. I *refuse* to feel bad about it, either!

"People who become known as skilled Survivors need to be careful not to get into awful situations, simply to show off their gift." - Carrie Fisher

Welcome to SEATTLE!

I finally removed (imperfectly but oh well) the wrong personalization ( it was crazy busy, and I didn't realize it until after I'd left the table). Much better!

Am I getting old or was Toy Story 5 just awful?

FACT CHECK: TRUE

If Amazon had pulled the plug, would it have been a mercy killing? (OK, I'll stop)

*sigh* OK... I know I'm probably going to get blocked by a lot of people - so that's my life now.

This is NOT a Drill!!!! Yes, they are back, deep fried and full of lava, and as yummy as you remember! No comments about how "bad" Macca's is - not like I'm going to eat a dozen at one sitting!

“The shitter’s full!”

TL cleanse 🍑 #GoodOmens

Checking out the company's (mostly positive) G-reviews, and went straight to read the lowest ones first. Without fail, almost all of the single star reviews were due to user failure - one review one starred them because... "the village they visited had too many hills and not enough ramps".

Looking at scooter rental for London for *Next year* because I'm a planner - Do I want to save 100 quid by traveling an hour up to 'Ickenham' to pick it up and drop it off after and before a 10-11 hour flight? is 50 pounds a trip worth my time and sanity?

Okay, let's go. For those who notice something awesome about the Ice Cream Truck - Citreon customization, here's the headlight test. Thanks to Michael Ralph for making this happen.

It takes a special kind of asshole to work as a "debt collector". I wonder if they get kinky thrills from being screamed at.

Who's going to see this Next August (2027)? THIS GAL!! (and two ride or die pals!)

#satire @theonion

Who's a happy girl?

It arrived¡!!!!!!!!!!

Still waiting for FedEx to complete the tri-fuckta. It left from about 10 miles away at 430 am. About 11 off hours ago I fully expect it to be the wrong part anyway at this point.

This day started off so... Well, not like this but here I am...

I have almost INFINATE amounts of patience when it comes to call centre employees. On the THIRD one, I was dropping "FUCKING" with almost every second word. I just needed to shift the ride ONE DAY. First associate LIED about fixing it. The second hung up on me. The third said 'we can't change it'

SCREAMING THIS FROM ALPHA CENTUR-EYE!!

FWIW, I haven't softened my opinion of 'It' in the slightest (if anything the needle's moved a bit further) BUT I can appreciate the nice bits, the creatives and the love. I'll *ALSO* always lift up fellow fans, and artist even though I lean demonic, because that's what being an "OUR SIDE" means.

One of the quickest ways to know whether your doctor is a dipshit is to just listen to what they're saying when they speak

My meta brain last night was thinking about how Crowley *LOVES* being a demon. He's in his element when he's creating mischief, and Aziraphale (not so secretly) loves it.

Not going through this right now (for a change!) but I LOVE Queen Bitch Angel here!