Took Mary on a longer transit trip today to the 3 Lions Pub in Redmond (Washington state). They make amazeballs Fish and Chips AND a proper Shandy!

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic. Results: probably autistic. Wittgenstein would have gotten the same result. german.millermanschool.com

This morning in a collection of bad luck all in one place. Zeb had the Zoomines, and hit the china cabinet hard enough and in *just* the right spot to jolt the locked foot open, and 'Little Miss' off the shelf as her quake gel didn't hold. She hit the floor and shattered into peices.

'How fast does this thing go?'

How many times have I rewatched Muriel's little recap?

Watching Muriel's recap, you DO realize they DID see IT happen though the window???? She calls him 'JIM'!!!

👏TRAI👏LER👏TO👏MO👏RROW👏

My new 'Lottery' dream is I'm going to 'recreate' Whickber Street' in the same vein in which we imagine out lovely angel actually owns most of the properties and charges (laughable) rent. I (of course) am the Bookshop caretaker - stake your claim in the replies!❤️

'MyChart' is both a blessing and a curse. I had an ultra-sound on my lymph node (because I *BITCHED* about the swelling to TWO different Doctors) and the tech recommends a biopsy and more imaging (it doesn't present as *just* an infection.) Be your own advocate and get loud about it.

I am a Agnostic/Humanist, and a MARINERS fan, but I have a MIGHTY NEED for this!!!

They're waiting for him (and his cronies)

TACO!!! Now throw it AWAY!

Republican Jesus fans are doing their nut over the portrayal of Jesus as a little brown lad from the Holy Land...

Convertible weather!

Presuming that this is Jesus, I LOVE the fact that he's a Little Brown Middle Eastern (cutie!) who radiates kindness.

SCREAMS WITH JOY!

Hoping the snake oil (cooling system 'stop leak') will keep Lucy happy for short trips until I replace her hoses and thermostat.

Me and April Fools 'Jokes'

In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.

Too much news about 'That Bitch' on my feed. Here's a sweet anti- them who (from what I understand) is canonically Non Binary* ❤️ *Yes, I know all angels/demons are sexless unless they choose to be but let's give them their moment today.

Why this Trash person will NEVER see so much as a penny -fart from me.

This is a regular sleeping position for Zeb. He's fine. Dopey cat 😸❤️

Today I'm dropping off a *third* bag of cloths to a donation bin. In the process of going through the dresser drawers in the closet, I found an old friend that's not going anywhere!

A CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we clowning yet??

Zeb drank some water, jumped on the arm of my chair... ... and promptly took a massive watery cat barf INTO my shoes. I had to literally rinse them out in the shower. They are currently standing with their insides towards the space heater while his lordship perches on his stump. He's Fine.

Timeline cleanse.

I share this with nothing but love - Daniel Radcliff, former 'Harry Potter' actor, vocal ally to our Trans brothers and sisters and sweety, in a scene from the hysterical 'Miracle Workers' that would be like throwing a bucket of water on "She Who Can Get Bent." www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTJj...

We've seen this look before! "One, single idea?"

Yes yes yes!!!!!

Sometimes (today) I tired of getting punched down for not getting 'facts' right in the masses eyes on an off handed comment. Case in point - apparently I'm an idiot for thinking Robert Plant had the lyrics for 'Stairway' on some paper at 'Live Aid'. "Go to YouTube!" they positively shriek.

I love the Good Omens fandom, *BUT* if you try to drag me into *THAT* subject? (Especially strangers with a chip on their shoulder) I will Sandalphon you like Sodom and Gomorrah.

In honor of Eric coming back for the Grand Finale, I want to share one of my favorite 'Eric' stories from my bookmarks. Eric Hated Inventory by charlottemadison "Eric hated inventory. And by Hell’s calendar, it was always time for inventory." archiveofourown.org/works/45682744

Hi Zeb...

I won a Good Omens sticker pack during the live chat!!! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Excited!! Thank You!!!! @sendarya.bsky.social

"I will take an AX to YOUR FACE and NAIL YOUR SKULL to the HOOD of MY BENTLEY!"

Dear Scum sucking trash bag Lucy-car prowler. Did you NOT see the big yellow metal bar that's locked onto her steering column? Dumb fuck. PS - If you're looking for the Vape that you dropped under her passenger side seat, it's been kicked across the Safeway parking lot. I hope it was expensive.

Nurse Practitioner: "I think your symptoms say this, so I'll order a test for it.." Me: "Um - doubtful because I have been diagnosed with that and the other, and maybe you should check these levels but OK..." *Test results are negative*

Shhhh... It's Ivar's 121st Birthday (Seattle institution for fish and chips) and they had a special 'Birthday menu' - buy one entree at a special price AND get a second for ONLY $1.21. So guess who horsed (prawned?) out on some Jumbo Prawns? (skipped the fries, TYVM) Ivar's Burien ROCKS!

Happy St Gertrude's Day, March 17th - Patron Saint of CATS.

Dave Granlund

*sigh* So not only is my Scooter repair person moving the money goalpost (5$ here, 20$ there) they're also a batshit conspiracy theorist. *sighs* If I can pay off the damned batteries before he tacks on another chunk of change, I'll be relieved.

For those unable to use the ‘ooh-er’ code, it leads here… https://youtu.be/UvBZ0_3KCLI Shush, Crowley — the goat, as you say — is undeniably out of the bag.

One finds all sorts of things looking for useful postal boxes…

Good morning, Seattle...

Ohhhhhh I wish I was able to get to London! 🥹 Sharing for others that might benefit 🫂❤️