If Good Omens can get a movie and Ghosts can get a movie, Our Flag Means Death can get a movie 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️

The concept of David Bowie watching America's Next Top Model

Quetiapine dreams, man. Bumped into a friend in the local petrol station who morphed into Michael Barrymore and I spent the rest of the time on a desperate hunt to find him a Pride badge 😭

James Lowe, the hero you are 💜

“[The FAI] could show a real bit of balls and refuse to play Israel. They should stand up in my view for the Palestinian state, the Palestinian people and the Palestinian football organisation.” - Brian Kerr, former Republic of Ireland manager

Stop! 😭 Mo chroí

Sweet Caroline at the Aviva? Lads, boooooooo!!! #SpeirGhorm

Pirating the rugby so I don't have to watch ITV's in-game adverts. Death to capitalism! #SpeirGhorm

The Guardian hates women cyclists, headlines relevant for over a hundred years

I’ve been thinking about this one, and if I was making a mess I would like to carry on, but if my partner were making a mess, I would like them to stop.

If I had to apologise to Alan Shatter, I'd change my name and disappear from public life

I'm so glad I tucked my jeans in. I'd hate for them to get wet

Behold! My second most shameful piece of memorabilia

New favourite eggcorn "she has that jenna sais quoi"

Claudia, my love! Do my fellow #OFMD fans know about this? Am I late to the party?!

The cliffs notes of every You Be The Judge

👍✨All good!!✨👍

Two of my friends are on holiday in Gran Canaria. They went to the gay bar last night; the drag queen was a guy from Portadown, went to Newry tech 😂 We really do end up everywhere #SpeirGhorm

Really want crypto to crash and burn, but I will miss buying reasonably priced drugs over the internet

Mandelson stepping down from the HoL really just highlights that he's been allowed to keep his peerage this whole time

Oh nooo

Michael Barrymore's munchie runs on TikTok are unreal. £40 on sweeties from Lidl, fair play mate

A concerning number of people seem to sincerely believe my weekend plans include, "Going to see the Melania movie"

Peak mansplaining here

Listening to Lyric FM and they're playing Riverdance and I never realised how patriotic this song makes me before. I'm ready to fight the English #SpeirGhorm

Just leaving a wake where I was introduced to my cousin's new girlfriend as, "The family vegan" #SpeirGhorm

I love these memes that act like right wing centrist pro-capitalism, pro-genocide politicians earned anyone of anything. Sorry but it's people called things like "StalinToeSucker69" who were warning people, including Democrat wasters like her and her advisers.

For at least two years, I have watched people on Twitter slag the Sleaford Mods for their politics. Today, I finally clicked on a Sleaford Mods song to hear what all the fuss was about and do you know what? They should be slagged for more than their politics. Worst shit I've ever heard in my life

I will die on the hill that Trump wants Greenland because he saw it on a map and thinks it's really big, not that the maps are wrong

I'm so glad social media wasn't the same back when True Blood aired because that final episode psychosis that the Stranger Things fans have, I'd 100% have been doing that too

Bought Sex Education pajamas, then the final season sucked Bought Stranger Things pajamas, then the final season sucked What show should I ruin next?

Morning moon over Slieve Gullion #SpeirGhorm

Was laughing smuggly at the "white woman bird decor" trend on TikTok until I remembered penguins are birds 🤦‍♀️ Yep, you clocked me

Washing everything together at 40°C. Forgive me, Ann, there is simply too much Christmas washing

Packing to go back home and somehow leaving with more alcohol than I arrived with. Winning!

"Are they all just going to stand there looking at that crashed car?" - My mam, standing at the window looking at the crashed car

I have woken up in a Home Alone style situation. Either everyone has gone to mass, or I'm about to spend the next few days concocting dastardly schemes. Wish me luck! Merry Christmas #SpeirGhorm

Watching Foster & Allen on TG4 with my parents thinking, "This time last week, I was at Kneecap" #SpeirGhorm

The season belongs to her 💜

Washing machines have a mind of their own. I set it for an hour cycle, then set an alarm to remind me. Went in to empty it when my alarm went off and there's 19 mins left. What.

TikTok is so dangerous for a procrastinator like me. I just watched a multi-part series on why Taylor Swift having Lena Dunham at a football match proves she's no longer friends with Sabrina Carpenter before realising I don't care. I don't follow any of these people. I don't know them

There's only one thing for it an evening like that 🥃

I have the radio on in the background and I was only half paying attention when I got very excited to hear them talking about Dawson's Creek in Dublin. What is happening? Are they doing a table read?! It's Dawson Street 🤦‍♀️ A Christmas concert on Dawson Street #SpeirGhorm

Wee black dog running around the park. Lovely wee thing, absolutely no recall. The owners have come to get him no fewer than FIVE times as he keeps running away from them They don't have a lead with them to put him on 🤦‍♀️ WHY would you take your untrained dog to a park without a leash?!

They just called 5 people in a row and no one answered 😭😭😭 Call me, PLEASE!!! I WILL PICK UP

People keep missing their call for Late Late Toy Show tickets from Lyric FM and every time, I truly think I'm going to be the next caller 😭 #SpeirGhorm

Remember folks; they were using Hinge in New York and you're using it in Newry. The results will not be the same

One of the worst partsif adulting is forcing myself to eat the food I defrosted yesterday instead of making the food I want to eat now