The funnest part about being significantly younger than my siblings is that I'm a Millennial aunt to Gen Z niblings with Gen X parents, so I can accurately call one a weeaboo and they're astounded that I know such a term because their parents would never

Stopped to take a drink of my juice. A man in the park asked me if I'd anything to drink for the dogs. I said, "I do!" and showed him the water and collapsible dog bowl, and that somehow made him mad

Hate how much our phones are spying on us. The algorithm has clicked that I've been emailing companies like PetPlan & YuMove, but not the subject of said emails, so now all my YouTube ads are things I can buy for my dog. "Worried about your pet's health?", how I wish I was still worried about her 💔

Getting in early with this one 📢 IT'S THE HUMIDITY! 📢 #SpeirGhornlm

I asked my dad why his friend's nickname was Hovis. He said it's because he once took his sandwiches to school in a Hovis wrapper. These men are almost 90. I guess Irish nicknames have always worked like that, huh. #SpéirGhorm

The weather is so stupid at the minute. I'm after putting on fleece-lined tights to heat out, but there's going to be a heatwave in three days #speirghorm

Would love to know who decided Subway sandwiches should be made as wet as possible, and then wrapped in paper

A friend commented that my bag matched the colours on my t-shirt. Then she had an epiphany

My baby is going to cross Rainbow Bridge tomorrow and while I'm grateful for this last 24 hours together, I just do not know what to do with myself. She changed the trajectory of my life in the best possible way. After 13 years, it's time to say goodbye and I don't know how 💔

What is with that weather today?! #speirghorm youtube.com/watch?v=4hWM...

Something wonderful about the fact that the main thing that came out of that copaganda show was Stephen Nolan being told to fk off. G'wan Jacqueline! Voice of the people

I know I live in a bubble because while I'm not at all surprised that Reform did well, an alarming number of people seem to think Nigel Farage will be PM by this evening and *that* part has shocked me

Put up some bunting today and forgot to close the blinds. Whoops! Sorry neighbour

The bus to Clones on Sunday is more expensive than a ticket to the match 🥲 #SpeirGhorm

Wait for it #SpeirGhorm

Now take that money and give it to David Jenkins to make S3 of Our Flag Means Death! 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️

Irish Former Tweeters! Does anyone know of the thread of hot Irish revolutionaries still exists and if so, where can I get my hands on it? Has it been recreated over here? I feel like @darach.bsky.social might be the man to know #speirghorm

Russell Brand, this is your agent speaking. Keep up with these interviews, they're sure to get you more gigs booked!

Every time I see a video from Coachella, it makes me a little bit sad. I know it's very Boomer to be all, "Not a cellphone in sight, just living in the moment" but honestly, the videos of the crowd watching Madonna with Sabrina Carpenter feel dystopian

You have to question the quality of meat being served in Tayto Park when the vegetarian option is more expensive #SpeirGhorm

The OO march past my house just vibrated my ChromeCast out of the TV! 😲 I've been living here 13 years and it's never done that before. Wild

Guys, I’m starting to think talks aren’t going great. [Iran posted this AI Video]

Fundraiser for Palestine in Rostrevor, Co Down first Saturday in May www.tickettailor.com/events/pales...

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection. So forgive me if I smell a rat.

Trying to zone out at the dentist earlier, when I heard Jeremy Vine on the radio

Currently in a hospital, visiting my partner, who's on a trolley in a corridor. They've been here for 12hrs,(after 14hrs waiting for a bed) They'll prob be here for another 24... Where's the 'more empathy' there young FF bucko's? Or is it only reserved for diesel rage?

Middle of April and I'm wearing fleece lined tights and starting a course of Vitamin D

Wild garlic starting to sprout, my soups are about to be lit! #speirghorm

C'mon Armagh! #speirghorm

Sign the petition! #speirghorm eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/

Took an online autism test for fun and scores higher than my diagnosed autistic friend. Huh

Just bumped into a guy in town. He's booked himself flights to Cambodia in May, stop off in Abu Dhabi. It was £1400 at Christmas and this time it's £540. Mate there's a REASON 😭

Relaxing my way into the weekend. Happy Friday everyone from me and the dogs 🐾🍷

The optimal moment to be alive on this planet was the brief window between The Thong Song and 9/11

My friend is fundraising for Gaza. Please share and donate where you can www.idonate.ie/fundraiser/N...

Jurer of the week goes to Oisin

For the day that's in it 🫡 Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh 💜☘️

Had a dream that Hannah Warrington touched my boob. It's only as I'm lying here and the dog put her paw on my chest that I'm realising that was just a dream

That's us!!!

The vet's having an existential crisis

The vet's having an existential crisis

What's your sign?

This has to be a fetish

My painter mate got his still wet painting stuck to him, so we had to separate the art from the artist.

Happy anniversary of accidentally legalised drugs in Ireland day to all who celebrate.

"You never react to my memes" I don't think they're funny, dude, please don't make me say that out loud

I am currently suffering with an excruciating toothache because I'm paying for my dog to have surgery rather than paying for my own dental care. Ans there's cunts out there abandoning their dogs in Dubai. I'll never understand people who treat pets as accessories and not members of the family

Someday I will learn the lesson that if I listen to Lyric FM from early morning, at some point, the music is going to cause my anxiety to spike

Trying to be sympathetic to friends who have family working in the Middle East while screaming internally THEY SHOULDN'T BE THERE!!!

If Good Omens can get a movie and Ghosts can get a movie, Our Flag Means Death can get a movie 🕯️ manifesting 🕯️