Bought Sex Education pajamas, then the final season sucked Bought Stranger Things pajamas, then the final season sucked What show should I ruin next?

Morning moon over Slieve Gullion #SpeirGhorm

Was laughing smuggly at the "white woman bird decor" trend on TikTok until I remembered penguins are birds 🤦‍♀️ Yep, you clocked me

Washing everything together at 40°C. Forgive me, Ann, there is simply too much Christmas washing

Packing to go back home and somehow leaving with more alcohol than I arrived with. Winning!

"Are they all just going to stand there looking at that crashed car?" - My mam, standing at the window looking at the crashed car

I have woken up in a Home Alone style situation. Either everyone has gone to mass, or I'm about to spend the next few days concocting dastardly schemes. Wish me luck! Merry Christmas #SpeirGhorm

Watching Foster & Allen on TG4 with my parents thinking, "This time last week, I was at Kneecap" #SpeirGhorm

The season belongs to her 💜

Washing machines have a mind of their own. I set it for an hour cycle, then set an alarm to remind me. Went in to empty it when my alarm went off and there's 19 mins left. What.

TikTok is so dangerous for a procrastinator like me. I just watched a multi-part series on why Taylor Swift having Lena Dunham at a football match proves she's no longer friends with Sabrina Carpenter before realising I don't care. I don't follow any of these people. I don't know them

There's only one thing for it an evening like that 🥃

I have the radio on in the background and I was only half paying attention when I got very excited to hear them talking about Dawson's Creek in Dublin. What is happening? Are they doing a table read?! It's Dawson Street 🤦‍♀️ A Christmas concert on Dawson Street #SpeirGhorm

Wee black dog running around the park. Lovely wee thing, absolutely no recall. The owners have come to get him no fewer than FIVE times as he keeps running away from them They don't have a lead with them to put him on 🤦‍♀️ WHY would you take your untrained dog to a park without a leash?!

They just called 5 people in a row and no one answered 😭😭😭 Call me, PLEASE!!! I WILL PICK UP

People keep missing their call for Late Late Toy Show tickets from Lyric FM and every time, I truly think I'm going to be the next caller 😭 #SpeirGhorm

Remember folks; they were using Hinge in New York and you're using it in Newry. The results will not be the same

One of the worst partsif adulting is forcing myself to eat the food I defrosted yesterday instead of making the food I want to eat now

Cheers Tesco, I love a good bargain

Finally! Equality for women in sports 🥳

Jigsaws should come pre separated into edges and centre bits. I would do so many more jigsaws if I didn't have to spend hours doing this bit. It's tedious

I was just wondering what restaurants were in the area but okay #SpeirGorm

It's a two horse race, and Fine Gael are currently in third place #SpeirGorm #Áras25

🗳️ #aras25 Count Results live, from as soon as each of the 43 constituencies start to report their results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

The German company that made the ladder involved in the Louvre heist have take out an ad 😂😭

As soon as I became a father I became one of those Dads who asks the polling station workers if it's been busy yet, are they there for the day, will they get a break at all, and has anything mad happened.

I love an Irish General election. You can keep Jake Tapper striding through a VR map like a Colossus. I don't want Wolf Blitzer using a touchscreen to show voter turnout. Give me a frazzled RTE reporter coming live from a playschool in Offaly watching votes being added with a pencil for two weeks.

For the day that's in it. Vot Catherine Connolly #SpeirGorm

Hiya 🐾

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group Maccabis Tel Aviv. You do, under this one specific circumstance, "gotta hand it to them"

Me too, network, you're not special

That is not how Sudoku works

Catherine Connolly, do you condemn Hasan Piker?

I can't believe they actually asked Heather about her toaster. I thought people were just joking on TikTok

There are six dogs here today. Either all six of them farted at once, or one of them ate something reaaallll bad 😷

Great news! I'll drink to that 🥂 news.sky.com/story/lostpr...

Is Drake the first man in history to have legally lost a rap battle?

I said, "Maybe your goat is just washed" out loud in front of someone who has never had social media and the look on his face is indescribable. It may finally be time to Log Off

I have found an actual Millennial/Gen Z divide. Bomb scare in Newry overnight. My younger neighbours were genuinely worried while the older folk were figuring out a different route to the GP. The Troubles may be over but the scars very much remain

ok, so, final thoughts: shut the fuck up

By jove, they've only gone and done it! They've found a debate more boring than pineapple on pizza

I'm overwhelmingly middle-aged because I had to pop out for half an hour there. Saw at least 10 people wearing hoodies and thought, "Why have you no coats on?"

The reason I'm concerned about Maria Steen being on the ballot isn't that she will win (she won't). My worry is that if she is nominated, it will mean a month of national airtime for a hate campaign against vulnerable groups, carried by a media too scared of being sued to call it what it is

My born-again neighbour is extremely offline so I only get the boring bits of Christianity (preaching and condemnation) and not the fun bits (panic about the rapture)

Room for one more?

I wish TikTokers would stop asking me to subscribe to their YouTubes. TikTok is for 3 minute skits. YouTube is for 12 hour video essays analysing Glee

Remember when the Epstein birthday book was published six days ago.

the cool thing about going after leftist media outlets is that there already aren't any

TDs should not be allowed be landlords. This has should never have been a controversial idea, but it's always treated like an outrageous suggestion. My guess is more people are finding it less outrageous by the day.

Completely, like if he was dressing up as James Brown or Samuel L Jackson he could've done it all with wigs and outfits and no blackface.