Shout out to Women

whatever. go my houmous

Make sure to like, comment and repost if you want to see me skeet more often!

my entire right hand is in so much pain fuck me man i didnt even do anything :(

my ability to become obsessed with literally anything should be studied

i dont think ive ever broken my nose or anything but theres this sharp piece of bone that sticks out on one side of the bridge its strange

stuck in a vicious cycle of being lightheaded because i need to eat but not being able to eat because every time i get up to get food i get lightheaded and need to lay down again 😭

regularly think about how my late stage alzheimers grandad who can not form word let alone sentences suddenly locked in one day and asked me if i was a boy

fighting for my life and losing

submitting all my courseworks even tho im 70% sure i did them wrong but i give up 😍🙏

fuck my stupid yaoi life

had someone in my twitter dms call me a maam sir what does this mean for my gender

not even kidding i went to the Dr for this when i was a kid😭😭😭

all my oomfs have stolen all the good mouse christmas puns

this is me

merry christmouse. season's squeakings. etc.

never beating the cheese loving white person allegations

i love listening to the same song on loop for days on end current one is "Rules" by The Hoosiers (peak)

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

didn't mysteriously gain another 100 followers this week i think i'm falling off

i'm starting to feel like most people don't realise i'm literally just a little mouse

Mutual aid is at $231/1400 Pls repost , quote post and pleaseeeee donate !!

can my nose stop spontaneusly bleeding when im just trying to live my life im literally just a rat

they should.make some kind of medicine... that helps with anxiety.... and give it to me... for free....

boost #mutualaid

I need $1400 for deposit and rent, pls Retweet, Quote Tweet+share this mutual aid that’s due on 12/30/24 bc my shitty landlords want to charge me to stay the night of New Year’s Eve, so I’m forced to move 12/31/24. Donate any amount you can, even $5 or $10 truly helps me! Thank you comrades ✊🏼❤️🙏🏼💯

vibes based pronouns

aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"

they hate me cause i got my tiddies out

Trying to paint this guy as an incel killer because he's literally just disabled feels gross ngl

wait a fucking second i know this guy

Our assassins are even Italian guys named Luigi, it really is the late 19th century again

sometimes its meowwowmeowmoewow and sometimes its squeeesqueeksqueeesqueek and sometimes its 01010001001010101

they should have a discord wrappd that tells you how much of a stupid faggot yoh are

turns out im really bad at thinking on 4 hours of sleep this is going terribly

im so fucking tired but i have GOT to fucking lock in on this coursework

they should bring back the sun i feel

:3

[ #psychostar ]

Merry Fujoshimas

oh my god im yaoi...

they dont tell you this but when youre in a homosexual relationship people will think youre gay

gonna stop hiding my transness from my parents. they already know but im just gonna put it in their face until theyre forced to accept it this will surely work

we need to kill this kind of person

guess who couldnt sleep last night cause they got really upset about the fact they cant be a computer

literally me gaying it up

existing is comically expensive can they not just pay me for being funny or smth