Hollywood people make a great sacrifice knowing they can never again go to a party and eat what the kids eat.

If your religious beliefs are threatened by a corporate marketing campaign, then I don't think you understand the meaning of 'religion' or 'belief'.

My dumbass kitten can't differentiate a legit threat from his own tail. Is he American?

Tree before and after Terror Kitten.

Khepri failed on his second attempt to summit the Xmas tree. Can't train him to succeed, can't train him to walk away. #worstcatever

I blame the Dewey Decimal System for my OCD.

Discussing the #LouvreHeist with my teenager and trying to figure out how one fences Napoleonic Crown Jewels. She suggested EBay; we laughed. Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck". 'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣

My feed has become too American. How you doing, rest of the world?

More 1837 whaling ship references in football commentary, please. 👏

@alancross.bsky.social is a National Treasure. www.ajournalofmusicalthings.com/the-ongoing-...

#FIFA #FAFO www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Cool drought, yo. Loving the floods.

#CMNT Great read, this. www.cbc.ca/sports/longf...

Publicly funded hot tubs and saunas for all.

I don't bill for the time I spend shaving my legs, pulling on hose and making myself look respectable in a suit. But I do expect to be heard.

Is it fun to be kept on your toes by a vendor who capriciously changes their SKUs at random? 🤯

If you're in need of a good lawyer, I just found out our kitten passed the Bar Exam and he's accepting new clients.

If your upbringing wasn't shaped by Richard Condie's #NFB cartoons are you even Canadian?

Some #HamOnt summer weather.

Stop shaking your eyes!

MAGA loves free speech so much they want to keep it all for themselves.

Starting a social club where we eat cucumber sandwiches and weed brownies and gossip all afternoon. It's called High Tea. Who's in?

No notes.

Dear England/UK: the far right co-opted our flag 🇨🇦 a few years ago too. All it took was threats of annexation by the Orange Menace 🇺🇸 for the rest of us to reclaim it. So, um, best of luck? 🤗

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Remember when Joey and Chandler argued about soap being self-cleaning but also "think about the thing you wash first and the thing I wash last"? I still can't stop thinking about that. #showerthoughts #friends

Sound on. 🤣

Someone, anyone, please show me how to disable (and burn) #Copilot?

Reverse Shark Tank

#letthemdocake Marks and Spensers sammies got me through the summer of '96. So what if it's cake now?

News you can use:

A glob is a perfectly cromulent unit of measurement.

I need a 1950s-style secretary to bring me coffee and remind me what I'm supposed to be doing today. #perimenopause

Practice camping. #staycation 🇨🇦

#Cavalry and #York brawling post-match is hilarious to me as a #ForgeFC supporter. Just chilling over here with a cocktail garnished with schadenfreude.

This is Khepri, my new unpaid intern and overlord for life. He's also a widdle baby rescue who is so, so very good. #cats

Drizzling cayenne hot honey on my vanilla ice cream BECAUSE I WANT TO. What, you got a problem with that?

Can’t breathe

Shoutout to all my followers who aren't Nigerian romance scammers. 👋 Hello to both of you.

Hear me out: a #bouldering gym but with #slides.

"Blackstenius!" The dark wizard commanded with a wave of his wand, then disappeared into the mist. #WEURO

dress for the job you want

Our lettuce looks like a #FraggleRock muppet.

This #MFA required an MFA which required a third MFA and now I'm suddenly in favour of retinal scans.

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.