This is not how any of this is supposed to work 😞

So basically this whole Middle East thing is a known known that it is going to last at least 10 years?

One of these days the drink might be sold separately

This is the guy who said during COVID "It is what it is" Why should we be surprised if he says, "If they rise, they rise"?

He's gonna say so many dumb things at his confirmation hearings, right? Right?

The best people was always going to be the most dumb, incompetent pond sucking scum, right?

This is perfect!

Markwayne Mullin

Is this what Netanyahu told Trump?

Ahem bsky.app/profile/limu...

Our goal and our job are two completely different things.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Can we draft the ICE troops into the war with Iran?

Which people think Iran is in the Midwest USA instead of the Middle East?!?

That escalated quickly

Paging @sarahnemy.bsky.social

If this means Bari Weiss doesn't have a job then I am all for it.

Apparently no one at Netflix wanted to work anymore on this Warner deal.

Paging @irisandmaeve.bsky.social

Pentagon guys are interested in NSFW images?

Florida Man is relieved that this is in Kentucky...

Concepts of a plan

This is still about how to cook rice?

This is how we spend the extra 500B dollars that the military is struggling to spend from the budget?

Back to back skeets What a time to be alive!

Shofar not so good.

Should the folks in Tehran be worried?

Most wholesome thing on Bluesky today! #Olympics

This tweet is as golden as Alysa Liu's gold medal! #Olympics #Milan

We need him to write a book about Trump and then push that though, no?

How are these people so ignorant of the basic economic facts?

Tagging @stephenmcdonell.bsky.social

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. This quote of his in Apocalypse Now is how I will always remember him.

@ej23.bsky.social is only weirdly obsessed with Moms

Tagging @karlbode.com

Well this aged quite well. Especially in El Paso.

Have to spread this to the masses.

He is only seeking a better deal for himself and his family. Not the American people.

Because he took two ivermectin pills in the afternoon?

Gotta go into recession and become communist in order to have 15% growth in the economy just before the mid term elections.

15% growth in what? Tariffs? Unemployment? Tanking the economy to own the libs.

Very good reason I never got a Ring camera.

From Thune's lips to God's ears. Shut it down.

So appropriate. Asking @jessicashortall.bsky.social to send this out to the masses!

Pump this directly into my veins: A top GOP official in Texas says, "It looks like we f***ed ourselves with our gerrymandering. We watered down all the red districts to steal as many blue ones as possible and now the electorate hates us and our turnout is collapsing." May this not be just a fluke.

Troublemaker is my middle name.

I wanna know who the effing fiddle player is!!

We ARE all Looking into it!

This is exactly what @ej23.bsky.social said after he was done with @alderfish.bsky.social you know who...