Saying there are “too many non-working holidays” on Juneteenth is so on brand for a man who is actively trying to erase Black history. This from the same man who’s wasted over $26 million in taxpayer dollars and spent more than 30 days golfing since January 20, 2025? Please.

Sayed Naser served as a U.S. military interpreter in Afghanistan. Now he’s being deported. The Taliban assassinated his brother and kidnapped his father. All because he helped us. Why are the feds trying to deport him, even though his asylum case is still pending? Not justice, it’s a betrayal.

True story bro.

Exposition Impossible

Yeah, I would say the people we really want to mother children are the ones that want to do it so they get a "medal". Oy.

The Wrong Stuff

As they always say, "Cut twice, measure after."

That last line. People, please.

Yup

THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK. Whoever passed this bill should be immediately impeached.

It was the ART OF THE DEAL! Great Leader made it possible.

This looks about right. We're gonna need bigger sage....

Arno watching FLOW. He loved it. #FrenchiesWatchTVwithyou

To be clear, I believe that the US should be thanking Zelenskyy and Ukraine for standing up and defending freedom. They’re the ones bearing this burden in lives and disruption. It’s only the small and insecure who think they should be thanking us.

How about for the next week every movie theater just shows a Gene Hackman festival? Now that's a great festival.

Hey All-- I see that after getting plenty of interaction, none of my posts have any. Please give me a react if you are even SEEING this. Thank you in advance! As you were!

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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

Thank you for this.

I love this idea.

Pathetic.

#LAFires

Your attention is currency. It's the keys to the kingdom. In love, in money, in well-being, in success in all things. The world will do anything to get it. This year, you get to own what you do with it. Spend it in ways that improve the quality of your time, your relationships, your work, your life.

Suit up, Boys. The moment for this fetching outfit has arrived!

FOMO

Face, say goodbye to nose.

Thanks, @theonion.com!

Ooh ooh I'll drink anything by CG Roxane!

Brilliant

Re: Black Doves. I am so happy that I'm not a contract killer. It just looks exhausting. And every party gets interrupted.

If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

This is the dawning of the Age of Amygdala....

Thinking is gorgeous.

www.instagram.com/reel/C_anXzX... Girls. No one's gonna keep 'em down.

I asked @joshseybert.bsky.social to put Caillou into the movie Gravity, and I gotta say I don't know when I have ever felt so heard.....

Any narrator will tell you he's just measuring the distance between his mouth and the mic

Today, I'm gonna practice Radical Gratitude. Being thankful for all of it-- even the worst of it. Not saying I'm gonna be good at it. Just practicing.

My husband just went on an errand to Best Buy to replace our toaster oven and he has already called me 6 times.

He has perfectly distilled my feelings. "It bothers me that people can't read him." If this were a movie, the whole audience would know instantly who was the bad guy. We would all agree. Why is it different in life?

When I watched GET BACK and realized my entire fashion sense is based on the 1960s Beatles. And then I realized I basically have Ringo's shirt. So then I had to.

I really would not have guessed that I would be a person who posts about dogs but, apparently, I would have been wrong. Skies, I do not know you, but this made me laugh. So thanks. Well done.

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

@exlarson.bsky.social so glad you're here.

Watching cabinet appointments...

bsky.app/profile/mark... Fantastic idea

@jerilryan.bsky.social hello darling girl!! Thinking of you!!!