I wish I knew more slang in French lol

Je n'arrive pas à croire qu'il n'y ait vraiment personne sur qui je veuille me blottir ce soir.

I would really love to take a nap in a clear tent while it rains

Je sais juste qu'il m'étirerait jusqu'à ce qu'une grosse larme coule

So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS? OK 😒

*Double & several bourbons.

Yeah there’s SMUT, but it is levels to the intimacy in books. Thats why I say men should read romance (its a spectrum) but it would definitely help them understant intimacy more. Intimacy is not just physical.

It's really drying

I want a lil boo just so I can push up every time I'm fine

Cuz if they picked a active language it would be "my [insert language] is not satanic!" A dead language wont offend anyone.

I love being Black too much to live outside the South

Not at all. I'd sooner have been like Quincy, breaking shawty's ankles to say no 😂

The thing with white people (generally) when it comes to bigotry and racism is that when shit gets real, they look to minimize their own consequences first. Know why that is terrible? Because that, whether they know it or not, is an admission of complicity. Pay what you owe.

I wish I remembered how to do the Ricky Bobby

I thought New Yorkers were bad, but babyyyyy Californians can't drive for shit

Random but I know swing dancing use to have the hoes so hot and bothered. Nigga done tossed you over his shoulder, swung you under his legs, then wrapped you around his waist. Bloomers were soaked at The Calico Cat.

*my apothecary and skincare company

Signed, A Bitch Literally Saying A Word

absolutely not. IYKYK

I think I wanna do Sunday dinner but I don't know what protein I want

Now that I be blocking niggas, you really have half a time to piss me off before you're out of here bucko

“You muzzled APPA!?”

I wish I still enjoyed performed poetry

Do white men focus and emphasize of balls because of the lack of notable peen

Guten moooorrrrggggeeeennnnnn, friends!

You know I have to say that there is nothing quite like washing your hair thoroughly and also scrubbing a layer off of your skin that feels great right before bed

there's a video? WTF! 💅🏽

I will never care how you feel about my RESPONSE to disrespect. I am going to take it too far. Probably should be glad if i let it stay verbal.

happy October 1st lil ghouls

I'm so happy to be in my bed right now it feels ludicrous that I was considering going out after today's events 🤣

The more tracks I hear the more I'm enjoying Lizzo's current album

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

Zelle

What is it about the pectoral fly that makes men sit and dissociate?

Put it in the Louvre

White women being equally complicit and dangerous.

America: “think about his poor poor wife!” The poor wife:

How very Soviet Union-esqe

Routine is very important so admittedly this is part of why I find it so aggravating. It does not make sense to my brain to go out of pattern.

I dislike when people take very long between machines that there are not multiple of. Please just crank your shit out and MOVE

This really when I'm like damn maybe I should take somebody seriously because then I could call them to come catch and release it 😭

I do not like killing spiders because a) they really be minding their business. I know they have to look at us being scared and get scared themselves. B) I generally tend to associate them with protection. I just would like the safety from distance outside my home

Somebody PLEASE come get this big ass Joro spider OUT of my home😭😭😭😭😭

I really am enamored with myself. I love to look at me.

A student was lynched today at Delta University in Mississippi. Black people, please be safe.

It’s actually an advantage because I won’t look stupid as fuck wearing these dumb ass glasses.