I dislike when people ask me to say something sexy in French because French is not a sexy language to me. French is the language I got reprimanded in

Yes!!!

Although I'm always tickled that when I say I don't, the assumption is that I -can't- but I can I just don't like to

Why would I roll when there is always a nigga who would for me??

Unless you're like 5'-5'3, 36-24-36 is itty bitty

Hilarious that the measurements for a brick house are so slender lol

2026 update

I wish I made some biscuits or cornbread

7.5 can masquerade as big if it has heft to it.

Every man think their dick big. Put your shit next to a tape measurer right now. If it don’t hit at minimum 8, babe you are average at best. Average is good. Average ain’t big tho.

I think I wanna add something to my leg exercises, but I'm not sure what

Wym I gotta salt my own driveway tomorrow

Do you know I'm just finding out at my big age that Donk has a music video?

This is going to be 2 parts on why you need to be concerned with what happens when they (ICE) take off their mask and live in your communities. Part 1

Cheers to making new gym friends

Happy 71st Birthday to J.K. Simmons 🎂

A really proper sound system had a front door

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The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

The economy so fucked up rn you’ll be sitting there thinking you’re financially irresponsible when all you did was buy some takeout

Fuckin tired

open.spotify.com/track/0Ht8c6... I love this song and it's chaotic ass beat

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

It is 1° outside what the fuck do you mean there's a fire warning

My tea of the day is blueberry mint and it's perfect

I just want sushi and soup delivered to my door

I miss romance. Does anyone do that anymore?

All of us really should be putting whatever energy we can muster into delight and care for, of, and with one another. Think about what that looks, sounds, feels, smells, and tastes like. Think about what happens when you’re treated as such. What does your body and mind do? Water puts out fire.

JESUS CHRIST

Staying true to my brand (Low angles and a heap o' titties)

Gullah-Geechee descendants on Sapelo Island may be facing a massive property tax increase that could open the doors for developers to turn the island into a vacation spot for the rich A meeting for property owners to give feedback is scheduled for today

Another morning, another person on a machine I would like to use scrolling on their phone instead

How committed am I to not being forced back into corporate? I'm finna get a neck tattoo.

open.spotify.com/track/1DSJNB... They played the fuck out of that cowbell on this song

Centering

Healing is knowing that some endings flare bright before they go. What leaves is clearing room for that which can finally take root. #HealingKnotes 🌱 🌻

Nobody: Every Lisa Frank folder in my Trapper Keeper in '85:

Gang gang!

One of my favorite things about wearing glasses is that I really didn't see folks I would've walked through if I had anyway

Today's gym track is a nsync vs backstreet boys playlist and it's so funny because I know their producers especially for their earliest albums really were in the LAB

Do I need to have watched any other predator movie to watch predator Badlands?

Raising kids is HARD he climbed the wall to save his baby.

No, I wasn't even allowed to date.

Kryptonite is green. Why did Victoria Monet ask them if their favorite color is blue?

Remembering Michael K. Williams on his birthday (November 22, 1966 – September 6, 2021) 🕊💙

Are Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson related? Because Leo is really aging into Jack.

Somebody send me soup

Now how did Jacob Elordistein get all this hair so fast? Also very crazy how much of a problem wolves used to be fr