JESUS CHRIST

Staying true to my brand (Low angles and a heap o' titties)

Gullah-Geechee descendants on Sapelo Island may be facing a massive property tax increase that could open the doors for developers to turn the island into a vacation spot for the rich A meeting for property owners to give feedback is scheduled for today

Another morning, another person on a machine I would like to use scrolling on their phone instead

How committed am I to not being forced back into corporate? I'm finna get a neck tattoo.

open.spotify.com/track/1DSJNB... They played the fuck out of that cowbell on this song

Centering

Healing is knowing that some endings flare bright before they go. What leaves is clearing room for that which can finally take root. #HealingKnotes 🌱 🌻

Nobody: Every Lisa Frank folder in my Trapper Keeper in '85:

Gang gang!

One of my favorite things about wearing glasses is that I really didn't see folks I would've walked through if I had anyway

Today's gym track is a nsync vs backstreet boys playlist and it's so funny because I know their producers especially for their earliest albums really were in the LAB

Do I need to have watched any other predator movie to watch predator Badlands?

Raising kids is HARD he climbed the wall to save his baby.

No, I wasn't even allowed to date.

"Go find you something safe to do."

Kryptonite is green. Why did Victoria Monet ask them if their favorite color is blue?

Remembering Michael K. Williams on his birthday (November 22, 1966 – September 6, 2021) 🕊💙

Are Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson related? Because Leo is really aging into Jack.

Somebody send me soup

Now how did Jacob Elordistein get all this hair so fast? Also very crazy how much of a problem wolves used to be fr

This shit is so vile. They abuse controllers constantly -overwork them, underpay them, deny them medical care physical and psychological- then VIOLATE CONTRACT BY NOT FUCKING PAYING THEM, and when some controllers stop coming to work bc of that, they call them "unpatriotic". Fucking Republicans.

While I've very happy to be out of a reading slump, I realize I might be doing too much just now when I caught myself both reading a book and listening to one simultaneously

of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most

Please don't offer me a Neapolitan dick.

Yes and no. I have the capacity but not the interest.

Y'all ready to admit that Jackie O looks like she bit folks hard yet or folks still pretending she a baddie?

I love when babies reach the age where they talk like Donny from the Wild Thornberrys

I wish I knew more slang in French lol

Je n'arrive pas à croire qu'il n'y ait vraiment personne sur qui je veuille me blottir ce soir.

I would really love to take a nap in a clear tent while it rains

Je sais juste qu'il m'étirerait jusqu'à ce qu'une grosse larme coule

So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS? OK 😒

*Double & several bourbons.

Yeah there’s SMUT, but it is levels to the intimacy in books. Thats why I say men should read romance (its a spectrum) but it would definitely help them understant intimacy more. Intimacy is not just physical.

It's really drying

I want a lil boo just so I can push up every time I'm fine

Cuz if they picked a active language it would be "my [insert language] is not satanic!" A dead language wont offend anyone.

I love being Black too much to live outside the South

Not at all. I'd sooner have been like Quincy, breaking shawty's ankles to say no 😂

The thing with white people (generally) when it comes to bigotry and racism is that when shit gets real, they look to minimize their own consequences first. Know why that is terrible? Because that, whether they know it or not, is an admission of complicity. Pay what you owe.

I wish I remembered how to do the Ricky Bobby

I thought New Yorkers were bad, but babyyyyy Californians can't drive for shit

Random but I know swing dancing use to have the hoes so hot and bothered. Nigga done tossed you over his shoulder, swung you under his legs, then wrapped you around his waist. Bloomers were soaked at The Calico Cat.

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