I'm div 0

NOT CLICKBAIT, WE ARE DIV 6

it's so fucked up that days are only 24h and aren't made to only progress if you go to bed. i want infinity hours at to mess around at night and still get enough sleep afterwards

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Last night, Mafia Studio WON matcha bracket of Teacup #26 with the power of love and friendship! 🥇🍵 @rysali.bsky.social: LOVES splattershot pro @fireyocean92.bsky.social: LOVES inkbrush @tspinreverie.bsky.social: LOVES heavy @hasirats.bsky.social: LOVES dynamo @bugalet.bsky.social: HATES 96 gal

happy valentines day this one goes out to oomf @cheebins.bsky.social

It's done enjoy :) youtu.be/-SQKYh0o9rg

I think shortly after I post this video on friday I'm gonna drop off from social media for a good long while, no more doomscrolling or just mindless scrolling in general I wanna be productive and treat my mind better if I can help it

In light of recent revelations, suddenly almost everything that I had felt in my gut regarding nerd/anime/gaming culture makes sense now. While I'm aware that it had started much earlier than 2022, the sudden alt-right shift that I have observed in these communities had left me as equally baffled

MY GOATS RAAAAAHHHHH

Me when I was supposed to play ftiu with a pickup tonight but instead got sent to the ER for being clumsy ass

I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon

Okay yeah I guess I should hurry this up now lmao sorry life has been beating my ass since I made this post, script's already done just need to finish voiceovers and editing which I can have done within the next couple of weeks so I'm thinking ~ Feb 11th is when I'll have this out

We're happy to officially announce that Splatoon 3 will be back at @momocon.bsky.social this May 21 - 24th! 🍑 Experience a Splatoon LAN surrounded by one of America's largest conventions for gaming, comics, anime, and more!

Hype moments and aura are canon now 🦑✨🔥 #Splatoon

"I'm aura farming" will now be a real callout in Splatoon 3 LOL

YALL YOUR BOY GOT BANNED FROM 7 SEAS TODAY LESGOOOOOO Ty @mafiastudio.bsky.social for lettin me sub and help get yall the win! Rlly well deserved for yall!

I have hardly gone from "It's so over" to "we're so back" at such staggering velocity in my life until now, thank you so much to Twilight for helping my team get through the last couple of sets after my power transformer decided to go kaboom mid-tourney you are actually goated 🙏🎩

Splatoon Toronto presents: TORONTOROKA! youtu.be/tSg9pC_tg5M 📅 Saturday, January 31, 2026 🗺️ Invictus Game Station, 558 Yonge Street 📝 Register: start.gg/torontoroka 👥 More info/find a team: discord.gg/squidsocial

HI!!!! It's (or was, i was busy!) my birthday!!!!! so please look!!!!

We're still doing this in the big 2026 🥀

Yeah gonna go on record and warn in advance if I ever see any igns like this in my lobby the scrim's over, I know we enjoy being edgy and all but it seriously gets to a point y'all please have better respect than this both for your opponents and yourself

Today was something!

Mafia Studio WON Paralarvae Parfait: January 2026! 🥇🍨 @rysali.bsky.social: friend :) @fireyocean92.bsky.social: friend :) @tspinreverie.bsky.social: friend :) @hasirats.bsky.social: friend :) @bugalet.bsky.social: solo… friend :)

This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky

Mafia Studio got 2nd in Mug Cup #32! 🥈 @rysali.bsky.social: “we choked like the blue jays” @fireyocean92.bsky.social: robo romen jumpscare expert @tspinreverie.bsky.social: food got cold :( @hasirats.bsky.social: “hot chocolate mug… cup…” @bugalet.bsky.social: CLUTCH shot and dinner enjoyer

We placed 3rd in FTIU! RAAAAAAH! 🥉💪 @roseofbattle.com: Starting 2026 as a wine mom @emmy.dollz.one: sparkle on! @procyonspl.bsky.social: holding W @alwayssherbert.bsky.social: HOT TRI IN YOUR AREA @jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: #1 backup @gaymerci.bsky.social: #1 cheerleader #compSplatoon

happy new year my beans

Happy new year! I am going to embrace my inner magical girl in 2026 🦑🩵💫 #Splatoon

Honestly can't be bothered to write anything extensive for new years eve, what I will say is 2025 has genuinely been one of the most mentally challenging years of my life thus far and it definitely showed where I needed to improve on myself going forward

It's time for the passing year! ✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨ Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026! Keep it up!

In THE COLLABORATION OF A LIFETIME, Malibu Rising and @mafiastudio.bsky.social teamed up to take on the seven seas, finishing at the top of the Anchor Bracket with only 1 match lost! Many thanks to them for inviting Rose and Protag to play in @bubbleburstorgspl.bsky.social's 7 Seas! #compSplatoon

Bracket won, great way to end the year :)

mafia,,,, RISIIIING !! Not only do I get to end the year off with a BIG. PHAT. PHUCKING. W ! But I get to share this win with some of the greatest people I've ever had the pleasure of playing with !! Chat I love this team I need ya'll to know this <3

Very proud of how everyone played today and was awesome seeing the team compete alongside Malibu 🫡 ton of respect for you all and love playing together

Mafia Rising, a pickup with us and @maliburising.bsky.social, WON anchor bracket in 7 Seas #2! @jaytheprotagonist.bsky.social: urchin truther @roseofbattle.com: slider queen @fireyocean92.bsky.social: BOAT (brush of all time) @hasirats.bsky.social: in jail @tspinreverie.bsky.social: heavy wanter

Gonna be away on vacation until next Monday, shutting off all socials except discord until then because I wanna take this opportunity to disconnect from all the chaos on the internet even for just a moment. I'll post photos when I'm back, until then I hope everyone have happy holidays 🫶🏾

"I've Got You" #MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #buttonblossom

My TLs the past week have just been full of people being mad and rioting over award shows that I can't really be arsed to care about🗿 (Peak losing to what I hear was an AI game is absolute bullshit if true though)

This is gonna be Jax tomorrow.

Happy boithday to local mysterious dungeon expert and long-time friend @hasirats.bsky.social! (we're out of reviver seeds) (i used them all) #PokemonMysteryDungeon #PMD

Today’s my birthday! My eepy tire continues to age with me 🐀🎂🎊 #Splatoon

Some sword clips that I can't remember if I had posted before or not (i have not consistently played sword in almost a year 🫠)

Funny how despite these negative affirmations being proven wrong a good 80% percent of the time I still continue to fall into this sort of mental spiral whenever I send something that my brain deems to be risky and I don't hear back from the recipient for an extended period of time

Comm for @hasirats.bsky.social & @nigeldeco.bsky.social !! 🌸🩷 #splatoonart #splatoon #splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン #スプラトゥーン3

Out of curiosity how do handheld players play at lans if at all?

Gonna finish working on this once I'm done with exams this week sorry these past 6 months have been complete and total ass for me and things kept getting delayed due to that, early January is my new deadline now ✌🏾😮‍💨

Can't be bothered much with social media these days which is somewhat saddening to me because I miss interacting with folks outside of my immediate circle and it was also how I found said circle to begin with but idk seems like its all about negativity and ragebaiting for internet points now