Why does Mitch McConnell sound like Stephen Hawkings?

Autographed book from Howard Cosell

Tom Dundon used the first two lines on the Stanley Cup for his family. I don't recall them on the ice like the Sutters

I've seen that face before! But where? It looks so familiar. But where have I seen it? I think it was recently. Think...think... [coming Fall 2026 from Deaf Crocodile] #deafcrocodile #bluray #czechcinema #czechcomedy #sodapopjoe #lemonadejoe

Scatman rules

Episode 422: #ABreedApart Rutger Hauer plays a PTSD suffering loner whose only friends are the animals and when an eccentric millionaire egg collector hires someone to steal his rare eagle eggs the animal within is unleashed. Hear the call of the wild at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

MTV and Boomerang are ghosts of their former selves.

The least weird thing about #ABreedApart is that Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees did the soundtrack. Find out the weirdest thing tonight at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

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A book that speaks to my life

Will they shoot at the goal?

NAKED ENGLAND (1969)

It's a shame Harvey Birdman is over. He could sue the Gang for mystery solving royalties

𝖢𝖬𝖢 '𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗐 𝖡𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌' 𝖲𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 // #𝟥 𝗈𝖿 #𝟤𝟦 // 𝖭𝖤𝖶! '𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖮𝖿 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝟩 𝖦𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝖵𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌' // 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟦 𝖢𝖬𝖢 𝖮𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗇, 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨 // '𝖱𝖺𝖽𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖶𝗎𝗑𝗂𝖺'

When do they start playing the beautiful game?

Before we wrap up another fantastic week, the team at FFAA wishes to thank our groovy guides to all things Easy Listening - DAN EPSTEIN, RACHEL LICHTMAN and MICHELE MANTYNEN! May the next vinyl hunt at their favorite thrift store be a real mother lode!

@larrythek.bsky.social is this in the collection?

Hydration break has been cancelled

Much needed

How sealed up is Mitch McConnell at the hospital that not a single orderly has leaked his condition?

All the hype and that.....

Even in death, Mitch McConnell drags his feet for the benefit of Trump

Casino compassionate

Riding the bus is cheap. Turning your gold into piss is free. theonion.info

Are these the FIFA members that overturned the red card

Start your week with an IFL triple header 🏈🔥 Catch all three games streaming free on @yahoosports.bsky.social tonight starting at 7:25PM ET!

is Christian Pulisic going to earn his McDonald's Cup with this game?

Congrats, America. We're a real soccer country now!

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In Mexico the hydration break doesn't wait for the ref

Now Neymar is crying....

Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in Norwegian miracles!!!

Wicked whicket

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

FIFA, making up awards and using Monopoly house rules

Hydration break

99.99% of the Titanic hull is perfect, Captain

I saw PETER ASHER: EVERYWHERE MAN w/ a mostly Boomer audience and was swept up in infectious nostalgia. Asher is a charmer, and a parade of icons make working w/ him sound like a gift. It's a fresh look at the British Invasion and '70s aftermath in the person of one of its unsung heroes. #FilmSky

Hey we just had a Red Card suspension paused for the USMNT. Surely nothing weird about it. But get a Koozie to celebrate. 20% off with code WorldCup. thesickoscommittee-shop.fourthwall.com/products/pau...

The Dean of Thespians

The Bicentennial was better.

Remember when this was considered criminal?

Here’s the entire toxic nightmare compressed into one minute. You can see the giant smoke cloud drifting toward the predominantly Black areas of DC and Maryland.

My boyfriend's name is George Glass #svengoolie

Washington DC is a nightmare right now.

there it is

Fiasco 250 continues