I didn't know this about me, but I just learned I could watch a baby tapir eating romaine lettuce pretty much all day long.

Tiny heffalump!

Yourself but as a cartoon.

I loved the husband's hostage video.

Curious as to what Noem is going to do with all of her ICE costumes after they shitcan her. Will it be like tech schwag that lingers in the back of the closet until it's time to move? Maybe it'll come out again for Halloween?

Well now, when I was a lad I could listen to Chrissie Hynde all day every day. And then a bit later on, Kim Deal was there for me.

Compuserve.

Why do major appliances break down right when you need them most? I don't need my washing machine to sing for me when it's done or analyze what towels are in there, I just want it to wash my clothes when I need it to.

I think Friday morning is as good a time as any for some mind bleach.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. "No, be quiet! I got this."

If you see this, skeet an archer.

Slightly diminish a game: World of Needlecraft

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble"

Do not repost those pictures of the ICE murderer. They are fake, and could get someone hurt.

NPR is complicit. bsky.app/profile/npr....

I'm not giving NPR any more money.

We no longer have a mortgage or credit card debt.

This is some really cool shit.

I walked out of a store on Melrose Ave in L.A. and bumped into Vincent Schiavelli carrying a rocking chair.

I know we all did that "best 90's album" thing, but it got me thinking and none of them can stand up against ZZ Top's 1979 record Deguello, because it is The Shit (note definite article).

If I go purely by how much I listened to it, this would be my pick for perfect 90's album.

All these assholes need is to show everyone Emmanuel Goldstein on a huge screen, and then let them scream for two minutes.

Here's an interesting thing I didn't know.

I named my fists Hall and Oates because they're very Big Bam Boom.

Hey @profanity.accountant I'm not sure if I swear much or not...

Everyone stop, this is important

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild Great white shark Blue heron Mountain lion Rattlesnake Gila monster

Happy Chompsgiving!

For context: www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...

OK, I snorted.

So more often I need to pause to reflect about what I'm posting, and think about how it might come across. There's so few characters we get here, I sometimes just blurt stuff out w/o a needed preamble (and if it needs one, maybe not post at all?). I feel bad that he took time to reply.

New #NoKings rally t-shirt just dropped.

This is the single most depressing thing I've read online this year. I've read a lot of things online this year. Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.

OK, so I occasionally get a song stuck in my head, like many other people. The current song stuck in there now is La Cucaracha. Like you'd hear coming from one of those car horn things that (badly) plays a short musical tune snippet. It's on a loop. It won't go away and I'm afraid.

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Holy shit look at this Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025. The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025. Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social

A film that I’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

Jelly Rabies.

This human muppet hasn't seen or heard anything, ever. It's not like he has a day job. What does he do all day?

So the dog's new trick is to come into the office, stare at me for two minutes, fart loudly, and then walk out. The miasma hits me about 15 seconds later. She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.

Wow.

The wife's out of town, so that means my inner 14 year old is coming up with dinner ideas. It's looking like it's going to be calamari rings and a tamale. Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.

Some puppy ears don't go up, but that's OK!

Not all heroes wear capes.

Oh look, weapons-grade bullshit is now on bsky.

Mind bleach time!