I named my fists Hall and Oates because they're very Big Bam Boom.

Hey @profanity.accountant I'm not sure if I swear much or not...

Everyone stop, this is important

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild Great white shark Blue heron Mountain lion Rattlesnake Gila monster

Happy Chompsgiving!

For context: www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...

OK, I snorted.

So more often I need to pause to reflect about what I'm posting, and think about how it might come across. There's so few characters we get here, I sometimes just blurt stuff out w/o a needed preamble (and if it needs one, maybe not post at all?). I feel bad that he took time to reply.

New #NoKings rally t-shirt just dropped.

This is the single most depressing thing I've read online this year. I've read a lot of things online this year. Thank you for helping us, Mr. Garces. You're a saint.

OK, so I occasionally get a song stuck in my head, like many other people. The current song stuck in there now is La Cucaracha. Like you'd hear coming from one of those car horn things that (badly) plays a short musical tune snippet. It's on a loop. It won't go away and I'm afraid.

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

Holy shit look at this Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon), photographed by Chuck Ayoub on 30 October 2025. The comet made its closest approach to Earth (90 million km) on October 2025. Source: Chuck's Astrophotography (@chucksastropho1 on Twitter), h/t @p-s-v.bsky.social

A film that I’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

Jelly Rabies.

This human muppet hasn't seen or heard anything, ever. It's not like he has a day job. What does he do all day?

So the dog's new trick is to come into the office, stare at me for two minutes, fart loudly, and then walk out. The miasma hits me about 15 seconds later. She gets the high-end food too! No scraps, nothing but the good kibble. But her emissions smelled like boiled roadkill soaked in a swamp.

Wow.

The wife's out of town, so that means my inner 14 year old is coming up with dinner ideas. It's looking like it's going to be calamari rings and a tamale. Naturally, I'll need to watch a submarine movie.

Some puppy ears don't go up, but that's OK!

Not all heroes wear capes.

Oh look, weapons-grade bullshit is now on bsky.

Mind bleach time!

I think I've heard more helicopters heading to the nearby Nat'l Guard base this morning that I have in the last five months put together. Anything big going on in the next day or two?

Name a Remake that is Better than the Original Film.

Women don't like the vehicle.

The Thing (1982) Jaws Alien An American Werewolf in London

Saw that Halloween bulk candy was on sale, so I made my best guess as to how many customers the new house will get in this denser, family neighborhood vs at our old house (which was 1-2 groups). And the little knee-biters better like what I got, because even on sale that shit ain't cheap!

New house came with a Ring, so I set it up. The Neighborhood Alerts keeps turning itself back on with every app update. It's like being strapped down and forced to listen to someone read Nextdoor posts. My phone's been going off every 3 goddamn minutes.

The Ukrainians never cease to amaze me.

Here is a baby otter to end the week

Saguaro.

Buy this book. It's very good! And I guarantee you haven't read a scifi book like it.

I love Portland.

I caused Alpine to segfault. That's a new one.

The inhumanity of this is really, really sad. We, as a people, as generally some of the best in the world. Our country's government, however, is a world pariah.

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

Just recovered all my LinkedIn info after about 10 years of being off it and... what the heck happened to them?

Read this. Tell me it isn't still *exactly* true today. Do ahead, make that argument.

As someone who played WAY too much Lunar Land\er way back when I want lots more astronomical graphics done this way.

This was an interesting thread.

IMDB's 500 error page has links to imdb.com. I don't think those links are going to work if the entire site is broken, my dudes.

The little crunching noises are killing me.

We all need a little bit of Stella in our lives right now.

What's your sign?