I would hire these people purely based on this, and I don't even know what they fix.

The Shining. Scared the hell out of 12 year old me. My grandmother was an odd lady.

Crab legs were on sale, so of course we're going to catch up on Deadliest Catch...

So yeah. Check where your produce is from (if you can) and don't eat Taco Bell (which goes without saying, but here we are).

If you ever need to go to the bank to get a cahsier's check for an amount over $10,000, block off the better part of the afternoon.

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Trent Reznor does a Tiny Desk performance on NPR Nine Inch Trails

That's quite a hop!

Colbert could indeed attempt One Funny Thing. But I think he's too psychologically well-adjusted to be a senator.

Brown mustard, chopped onion, sauerkraut.

I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. And his hair was perfect.

I'm not watching the World Cup, but I'm enjoying all the posts here about it which have no context. Not being sarcastic!

"You come at the king, you best not miss."

I'm not sure you could pay me enough to attend this.

I think we're also going to have to digitally retouch that scene in Forrest Gump at some point.

For whatever reason "Comfort Eagle" by Cake is stuck in my head, and I'm pretty much OK with that.

I wager 8 Internet Bucks that the chud on the right has a Guy Fawkes mask in that basement.

Share a TV show you love from the 1960s. 📺 My Choice:

Some heroes wear capes.

Baby hippo!

Had to bust out an old trick today. Screws to a cabinet door hinge fell out since the holes in the wood frame got enlarged (use & age, probably). Cracked off two wood toothpicks in each hole, re-attached hinge with the old screws. Door works as intended now!

OK, that's hilarious.

Got an Amazon delivery to my address with someone else's name on it. In a process of discovery that took far longer than I thought it would, Amazon says to keep it or donate it. So anyway, there you have it. Free $50 fridge water filter.

Meet Enoki!

Just late in day re-upping my new piece in @atrupar.com Public Notice explaining the triple damage citizen-consumers suffered thanks to Trump’s insanely ignorant tariff policy. Read, and if you like it, plz share. Thx all! www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-tari...

Uncooked hot dogs? Grill issue.

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

Baby goat!

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Rome The Wire Jeopardy! Sopranos Twilight Zone Breaking Bad The Expanse Murderbot Dexter Game of Thrones Six Feet Under Band of Brothers Andor Deadwood Battlestar Galactica

I feel this is probably quite important information. You wouldn't want to get it wrong.

Now go do that pudu that you do so well!

Paul Bettany or Denzel Washington. Just read me a book until I pass on...

90 minutes until they're back, if you want to watch #ArtemisII 🧪🔭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhD...

A former coworker couldn't comprehend why I didn't use an e-reader. "You can fit like 100 books on there!" I recently re-read a book I bought in 1991. So, yeah.

Add food to a movie title: The Life and Times of Judge Roy's Beans

“We are a way for the universe to know itself.”

You will not read a more comprehensive or informative blog on Space Toilets today. That's the Defector promise. defector.com/artemis-bold...

Listening to ground control troubleshoot toilet problems with an astronaut is absolutely sending me. It's, like, the best thing that's been on TV since forever.

Watching it live!

Name your fav line from a film.

OK, so this is kinda thick and nerdy, but the takeaway is that this app is Very Bad. Like, "you're using the White House app for news & info, but it also tracks you, and at some point a bad actor might be able to deceive you into thinking you're getting official WH content" bad.

it’s tiny trunk chewsday 🐘 Now that she’s over 1,000 pounds, Tula-Tu is snacking on more and more foods! From sweet potatoes to bamboo, she uses her tiny trunk to eat tasty treats. Chomp!

My zeppelin? Dread.

10/10. No notes.

This is great. I actually LOL'ed.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Gas at the station near me is $4.15/gallon (Phoenix, AZ area). The last time I got gas I paid $2.79/gallon. I don't see how this gets any better any time soon. Even if we stop attacking, the (pissed off) Iranians still have a coastline...

I think the otters want a carrot, too.

Everything is awful right now, so here's a timeline cleanse of an otter having a snack & doing tricks.