🔴📈 • Patrick Dorgu’s last 6 starts in the Premier League 🔥 #MUFC

2 unlikely home goals needed 👀 Heracles and Pescara Who will fuck me over this week? #CuntBingo

I reckon yesterday puts us on 12 wins against city in the last decade, they're on 14 against us Mad, considering how much of a basket case we've been in that time, and how much cheating they've done

He's getting more into rugby than football and I'm scared

If we beat Arsenal next weekend I'll be getting Carrick to sign the contract myself 🤣 Seriously, any sort of good result and performance please. The boy needs to see it

Which cunt back in the day decided Lamb would have one L but Llama would have 2? Actually, now we're on the topic, what a cunt also adding a silent B to the end of Lamb Lots of cuntery going on back in the day it seems

Ok x

I'LL BE NEGATIVE FOR A YEAR AND ALL THE TIME BUT YOU MUST BE POSITIVE IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE YOU'RE A NEGATIVE PERSON

The lack of self awareness from people who've spent a year being negative or moaning, whilst you've been positive, to then complain about you saying something fairly bland a few days later after they got their way 😆

You'd swear we didn't beat city away and Liverpool away (first time in ten years) in the last year under the previous manager given some of today's delerium May I never hate a really good honest hard working ethical football man the way some of you do, tbh. That would be the end of me and football

literally the villain in every movie ever

Rashford started it all, empowered by the Glazers and Ole. I will never adore any youth product who is a little scrote. I get that nobody cares about this but me 🤣 but it's a sad trajectory

Fed up of scrotes. Remember when youth teams used to have respect? I spent 3 or 4 decades idolising our youth. Recently, bin. The attitude, eesh.

Ask yourself: If Donald Trump was intentionally trying to destroy the United States, how could you tell the difference?

The European Union plans to suspend a trade deal with the United States over Trump’s Greenland tariffs, Bloomberg reports.

Amorim the only manager to leave a better squad than he inherited in the post-Fergie era. The cunts-out era will be looked back on fondly a decade from now

I'm calling this 5-0. Fuck the Premier League

💯 correct.

Fuck sake just laughed at a Gerrard joke and now I want to kill myself

Rare combative tone from Keir Starmer on the Trump tariffs tonight, as he stands up for Greenland/Denmark. "Applying tariffs on allies for pursuing the collective security of NATO allies is completely wrong. We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration."

Just bring me Anderson FFS you cunts @manutd

🤣 #YSBs

7 minutes. Fuck off

Had to pop out, but I'm still furious at that "offside", have they shown it yet? I'm genuinely expecting an apology for another error...

Feared the worst, got the best. Well done Mr Carrick 👌 superb start

Honestly, thankfully that won't cost us but have you ever seen such nonsense

That is a fucking disgrace

NO FUCKING WAY THAT WAS OFFSIDE FUCK OFF

What a goal 😯😍😍😍

Amad is a delight. Welcome back young man

Unfortunately we can't judge United off the back of the bigger games these days, but this has been excellent

Anthony Taylor is a fucking cunt, my days

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Get Sesko on please, get a wee third before the end

Blow it up ref

Haaland off. Can now say Martinez absolutely buried him AGAIN Scholes and Butt can fuck off

Desire from both Cunha and Dorgu 👌

Oh that is fucking lovely!!! Get the fuck in

Dorgu... Got given a free kick... 😯

That Mbeumo strike is exactly the kind of counter-attack goal United usually concede. If it wasn’t for Donnarumma, we’d be out of sight.

You've been missed

Welcome back, Bryan

We've been much better this half than the first (for me) Not just been counters, more of the ball, more positive, getting more players involved in attacks Lovely stuff

He is so clinical, what a player

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

That fucking keeper man

We need a 24 year old Casemiro, where can we find one

Oh casemiro 😭

Martinez you wee beauty

This happens a lot, no idea why refs are always assuming he's just falling over even after being wrestled for several seconds