“Oil’ll come down rapidly, The markets will shoot up. The economy, I think, is about to burst open.” And monkeys are gonna start flying out of your ass any moment now.

Cartoon by @slyngstad.bsky.social

Who could possibly imagine a guy with a "good line of crap" getting in there & America being stuck with a moron? Sometimes his unique combination of massive ego with zero self awareness = Comedy Gold! 🤣 #MOTUS

In unrelated news, a group of former PGA golfers come face to face with a leopard in the desert…

Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune

Thank goodness we have smart, competent, and truly good people chasing down the illegal shit that this administration and its cronies are trying to pull off. Get ’em, Mark and team!

The ADL are disingenuous cowards. Elon Musk is a hate group.

One of the Booze Brothers

“Look at the shiny new thing my daddy got me…”

Call me crazy but maybe it’s not a great time for reporters to party hop with the cast of the criminal administration.

I’m looking forward to a future Democratic administration taking these actions against overlooked, illegal naturalizations, such as having been employed while on a visitor visa. Looking at you, Melania and Elon

In case you haven't heard yet ... www.ctinsider.com/news/article...

I would say that Vance is unable to attend for competence reasons, but Kushner and Witkoff are going, so the delegation is still galactically incompetent

This idiot is more of a fuckup than I imagined. That’s a pretty high bar.

Unbelievable corruption right in front of our faces.

Dear Media: Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass. We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

Not all photo IDs are the same. And neither are when and where they are to be provided.

posted without comment* *many thanks to @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

How can a tornado outbreak in Kansas be a surprise? That’s what they fucking voted for!

The existence of billionaires is a terminal symptom of the mortal corruption of society

BREAKING: Fox News Continues to Lie About Popular Democratic Leaders

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

GET THEIR ASSES

😂😂😂

Thanks to the orange dipshit and his sycophantic enablers, America is ON ITS back. Thanks for nothing, assholes!

DOJ released a report claiming the Biden administration “weaponized” it when it prosecuted violations of a law that prohibits violence, threats, intimidation or obstruction used to prevent people from entering reproductive health clinics. That report, debunked here: open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Fuck you, L.L. Bean! Not the Boston Strong that I expect of you. I’ll never spend another dollar with your business!

The corporate media is complicit.

Isn’t that the definition of a cult?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

Can we request that JD Vance visits Putin? I mean, first the pope, now Orban…

Ya think???

Rooting for you, Hungary! Show us in the U.S. how to boot illiberal fascists out of power!

Is he dead yet?

Vance, Witkoff, and Kushner are utter failures. Again.

Progress begins when the GOP ends. Don't forget the Pedophile Protectors: GOP = Guardians of Pedophiles: GOP = Gathering of Pedophiles: GOP = REP = AFP = American Fascist Party Don't forget Midterms are coming.

SLAVERY AND TREASON BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE

This is the way

@aoc.bsky.social spitting truthbombs here. x.com/i/status/204...