Life sorta feeling like parks and rec as of late

KOYANISLOPSQI

when someone says something so dog-phobic and you gotta hit them with the bjork

Echo must be inspired by Twin Peaks because both have a red flag named Leo that I'm somehow attracted to

what says lazy Sunday more like hiking for 5 hours in full suit carrying 4 bags

a spark that refused to be snuffed out (1/4)

HOOLLYYYYYT SHIIIIIIT

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Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

CVS self checkout beat

wetdream

just us two

It's unfortunate that one of the best, nice looking, "professional" photos taken of me is when I was wine drunk, hickie just barely in view, and having spent 1 third of our food budget on fine dining

IRL YTP

Tonight has taught me that I am weak to any mid man who is courageous enough to go around with an exposed belly

Had a good time being the token gay of the straight guy/girly girl group

come catch me in the snow? 📸: @rackstheraccoon.bsky.social

Big dog blunder: the billing address was updated but the shipping address was not!

iWoke

Imagine going to have sex with a protogen and their screen lights up with this

look guys I'm chunter

Cool and Warm Commission I finished featuring @nimbugen.bsky.social and @jai.coffeecolored.dog Thanks!

I made a private telegram channel to post my art (photo, lyrical, music, poetry, doodles, etc) since I felt like I wanted a separate, central, dedicated space to post all that as opposed to here or on a website (for now) Feel free to poke around in it, just starting out t.me/+TsuDZAMzR-x...

I'm thinking about the TDU2 car wash girls again

why does the main theme kinda sound like the vrchat loading music

I better understood the work lunch conversations today about football only because I've been reading out of position

colors

Maybe next year

Accidentally took a very pretty picture for of all things Snapchat streaks

I look back more fondly on the few photography instructors I've had than all of the computer science professors of the past 4 years

Neutral Woke Hotel

It has come to my realization I yearn for a fantasy world to immerse myself in

Chat is my sleep schedule fucked (just now going to bed)

3 am watching a car alarm go off eating a rice ball in the slight, misty drizzle Life is good

"the first love is so sweet the rest is sugar free"

This Christmas, Santa got me really bad spring allergies in the middle of winter

Winter got me feeling biblically inaccurate

Guy at coffeeshop taking my order kept saying boom after every action. I admire his explosiveness

Nooo subtly-queer waiter with rainbow pens and man bun you failed me 🥲

Half getting compliments on my hair when in public and half getting told it's too long and I should cut it from my family is really confusing me

A raccoon playing ROBOTRON: 2084

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One bike ride around the block and I'm exhausted. I really need to get into shape 😅

There's something about billboards with big bold letters reading "ADHERE"

Ate cookies today and now I feel sick can we get dubs for species affirming chocolate intolerance

hot bitches don't get cold

Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌

A fox playing ASTEROIDS

cried a little to the first glass beach album yesterday, I feel accomplished in life

‘sup?