ADVENTURES OF LOLO 3 HAL LABORATORY 1990 NES

maybe the real awards ceremony was the donair we ordered before logging out halfway through

your body may be a temple but mine is the floor after the pink room scene in fire walk with me

has anyone put nyquil in their ninja creami asking for myself

ok vibe shift time

rip bozo

everyone's election signs are gonna be picked up before the votes are even counted

olympiacos more like olympiNAHcos idk im sorry im trying to delete it

dont know that ive ever got a chick tract in the mailbox before today i guess the neighbourhood is truly gone to shit

good luck to everyone in alberta trying to book seasonal vaccines today, i gave it an hour and got one slot for covid shots at christmas so we've capitulated and booked at shoppers 🙃

[B-52’s Fred Schneider voice]

im back from the south side and i can confirm that its a place that exists

a guy yelled "nice" passing me going the opposite direction in the bike lane this morning so i said "good nice or bad nice?" and he replied "bad nice shit for brains" i love edmonton.

hell fucken yeah sean east ii

probably why ive been extra charming and hilarious of late

colleague arguing that they're an ally cos their wake up alarm is the queer eye theme 👍

all weed is named marvin

some knucklehead is wearing their antifa shirt in my kitchen!!!!!! (its me)

are we supposed to be thankful today or tomorrow i can never remember

inside you there are two wolves - one needs a bougie enameled cast iron pot and the other one needs an inflatable garfield costume

not to brag too much, but my phone made another collage of me looking like a goblin throughout the years and this one's called "october vibes"

its the friday before a long weekend you can't just send me secure encrypted documents fuck you

the good thing about h*ckey season: sometimes the pool or costco is less busy on game nights the bad things: literally everything else

here to accept my nobel prize for being very cool

i voted for everyone who offered me five dollars

posting some twin peaks gifs in my doctor's moodle

On the eve of one of the largest demonstrations of labour power in Alberta's history, sights like 20,000 supporters rallying in front of the Legislature for teachers and their students is inspiring. Solidarity! #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli

its saturday and im going to go get a tattoo instead of figuring out why everyone is mad today

you cant fool me im not playing this game im not getting excited anymore

Kiss your fucking legs goodbye haters

ahahahaha wow the people who design the professional pogs i receive from time to time need to step up their game

the assistant deputy minister may be a redditor but he is not part of the borg

sure hope im coughing due to wildfire smoke and not some flavour of contagion

getting in on the nostalgia posting

love a cool, damp autumn day. everyone looking insane in their vessis.

taking my cat to the FEAR concert

effective in 7 to 9 business days i am retiring from my long-standing tenure as president of big stupid glasses club

🚨🚨 this is an emergency alert for the west edmonton IHOP. dream weaver is playing on the restaurant speakers. please shelter in place while authorities work to resolve the situation. 🚨🚨

hope everyone had a nice weekend at the riyadh comedy fest 😊

It's not the icy bike chain rain of Portland, Oregon

you: ew i would never let my cat on the counters me: here is my son harry standing on the counter organizing his tomato harvest

i did everything i had set aside the next 4 days to do in 90 mins this morning so there might be more posts forthcoming. also going to roast a ham i guess.

didn't realize there was a place called golden days, alberta but that name sounds extra racist

i came to this app to read funny sentences not to find out more reasons why mark carney sucks

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

guess who had to get their blood draw via an infant-size needle in their hand today 😏

its the damnedest thing, the Ephemerol, you give it to a pregnant lady it makes the baby a scanner. they can't stop scanning. but the scanners get headaches, not so nice. Darryl Revok - tremendous guy, powerful guy, blew a guy's head up if you can believe it - he's, we're gonna be taking down ConSec