I walk away for five minutes and now I'm just confused

oh . kids . i am not . the person to ask about that.

~ 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 ~ ————————————————— • Independent Portrayal • Adult Themes • MDNI / Lewd DNI • Friendly Writer —————————————————

‟ my name is Clint. I really don’t want to fight! 〞 ➵ mdni, sfw/nsfw ➵ ➵ crossovers accepted, open DM’s ➵ ➵ non-selective ➵ ➵ portrayal inspired by Avengers: Earths Mightiest Heroes + the Fraction run ➵

|| Have you ever seen a woman that's just so???? marvel really fumbled by not keeping this design in gonna be so for real. — art by Jim Cheung.

|| What's wild is despite Kate's arrest in civil war, I don't think she made her identity public until the Matt Fraction run, because in Dark Reign, she went so far as to have the Vision pretend to be her while Kate was at a gala, vision going so far as to have 'Hawkeye' flirt with Kate.

“ Acetaminophen or Ibuprofen would do the same job . ” lips tugged gently noticing the duck themed mug , it was childish — yeah. In a world that otherwise demanded her to have some level of maturity , the little things mattered a lot . She wouldn't ›

“ Great name , I'd have probably used it — but an x-baby beat me to the punch. It'd be a whole thing. ”

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍’𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. #𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙇𝙍𝙋 𝙓 #𝙈𝙑𝙍𝙋

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 『 ♡ ✗ ↻ 』

average day in new york city .

“ look — there's no way I respond without sounding like a pretentious try hard , so ; just giving a warning before I respond there. ”

“ Pft. You know what I meant . Careful though , Mazda might get litigious with the whole ' zoom zoom ' thing . ”

huffing somewhat, ensuring it took an unserious tone , the teen found herself a seat at the kitchen island of Barton's messy apartment . “ now , now I'm sure I need to make sure you follow up with that doctor . Frozen peas aren't an actual answer , Old ›

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙇𝙏𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝓘𝓫𝓾𝓴𝓲 𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓸𝓪 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓷𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼 77-𝓑 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓼 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓐𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓶𝔂 ❤ + 🔄? More info is below!

𝑩𝑨𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑵 Independent vintage portrayal. Literate & descriptive. Mature themes. #DCRP #MVRP #SkyRP

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 ────────────

|| for my pals who like DC, I have — another bird themed legacy character! gonna be updating the layout just a bit but she's great!!

//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.

“ ran out ? ” the debutante clicked the roof of her mouth , amused but not surprised . “ there's a drug store down the street , I can buy for you . have a particular brand you prefer , or ? ”

“ — I appreciate it. the pep talk. Given how many other spider-people there are , you're kinda the expert on the whole ordeal, so I'll keep the advice in mind . ”

She snorts , nudging the blonde if only slightly . “ and it's appreciated, but you do ( not ) sound chill. Lack of coffee or ? ”

“ these specifically ? No way . they're custom , had to call in a request and all . . . and his whole bit can easily be replicated by anyone good with a bow . Bullseye even copied it . ”

|| believe it or not, I checked and the only time Clint wears sunglasses before Kate is in the ultimate universe. So the purple sunglasses he wears from around 2010 onwards due to The Avengers film popularity actually traces back to the ultimates and her.

“ Dude . Chill . It's fine . Some times I just vent to vent , yeah ? I'll figure it out . ”

“ define trick arrows . incendiary , sure . boxing glove arrow ? that's a little too goofy for me . and hey, the purple sunglasses are my brand . if barton starts aping them , that's not on me . ”

“ sure , if you're not the one being called it in the New York Times. ” Kate shrugs .

“ that feels like the easy way out , you know ? If I was in some way inspired by him , I'd get it . There'd be that tribute aspect of it but I'm not. everything I've done I've done for myself. ”

blue eyes narrow behind the purple tinted sunglasses . “ Barton , you're giggling like a schoolgirl. ”

────────────────⋆⋅❌⋅⋆──── 𝕋𝐡𝐞 𝕀𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞... ══════════⊹⊱✖️⊰⊹═════════ 匚𝕪𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕡𝕤 ───⋆⋅❌⋅⋆───────────────── 𝕋𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕏-𝕄𝕖𝕟...

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I need to seriously workshop an alias before too long . tired of the papers calling me kid-hawkeye or hawkette or hawkingbird . can't a girl do her own thing ?

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❝ 𝐀𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭, 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 ❞ ♡ + ⇄

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【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】

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