'Eddie! Another us!' "I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."

@aperfectorganism.sunder.my 'Eddie! It's a bug!'

'Can we eat his brain?' "Venom..." 'Fine.'

They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.

"We both are."

"Yeah."

"He's a symbiotic organism."

"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock." 'I'm bound to Eddie.'

'Venom!' "Eddie Brock."

'He is very charismatic!'

'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'

'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'

//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.

'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'

//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.

Venom is sleeping in.

The symbiote is face down in chocolate. Eddie is just watching.

'We've cleaned up San Francisco. Now let's work on New York.'

'That's how he looks every day.'

"Don't look at me, dude. I'm just a reporter." 'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'

'The what?'

Venom laughs. 'Ticklish!'

'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'

'Really...'

'I wonder what Vi drinks.' "I'm more than a little scared to find out."

'If I had to be bound to anyone on this miserable ball of rock, I'd want it to be you, Eddie. You're the one for me.' "Vee..."

'Oh, yeah. We look so much cooler!'

Slimy symbiote hug.

'I like her.' "Yeah. You're pretty cool, kiddo."

//It bothers me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.

'Aww...'

'On my planet, I am a loser. Like Eddie.'

//If you use AI, DO NOT FOLLOW ME!

'No, he's one of many!' "Squishy. It feels squishy."

"He's Venom. I'm Eddie Brock."

'Busy. But we won't give up.'

'Yes, we do. We also know other heroes. But our family is falling apart. So many are leaving and are just inactive. We can't lose the family we love.'

'Eddie and I are Avengers as well! Earth's Mightiest Symbiote!'

'My species needs the chemical phenethylamine to survive. It's in chocolate and human brains. Eddie lets me eat the brains of bad guys.'

"He eats br--" 'I eat brains!'

'I'm hungry!' "We have chocolate." 'Not good enough!'

'Hello, crunchy flesh beings!'

Avengers HQ might have symbiote goo all over the place. Inside. Venom was redecorating.

'We are losing our family, Eddie. The Avengers are drifting apart. It's fitting. We come together only to fall apart. Earth's Mightiest Heroes. What a joke.'

'The feline is clearly unwell.'

Venom is the secretary of the Avengers. Always answering phones and stuff.

'A question dear to our hearts.'

"You're all so damn bizarre!"

Probably is the reason why.