//Murder is good as long as you are murdering bad guys and eating their brains!

"Hey, pal? What, uh, what happens if your species' god dies? Do you die?" 'Let's not go there. Don't center on your anxieties.'

"So why are you here, then?" 'Because I'm also a loser. Happy?' "It'll do."

'An innovator! We are so proud of you!' "Remind me what choices led me down the path to you?" 'You are a lonely son of a bitch and a loser.'

'Oh, what happened to not being able to tell who is innocent or not?' "Oh, yeah. I forgot."

''Have you ever tried a prison? All you can eat!"

'Finally! Someone says what's really going on!'

'She's precious, Eddie.'

'We have lost our edge, Eddie. People do not fear us!' "Pal, that's what we get for becoming Avengers." 'Hmm...'

'We look SHARP!' "Yeah, I don't hate it. What if this was an everyday thing?" 'It will be one day, Eddie. You just need to believe and work toward it.'

1. He didn’t have the authority to change the name of The Dept of Defense, and he doesn’t have the authority to change the name of the Kennedy Center. 2. More importantly, he needs to be removed from office. He’s mentally unfit to be president, and he’s a clear & present danger to this country.

@impulsivemayhem.bsky.social 'We can make you a reserve Avenger!'

She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.

'Eddie! The red one is back!'

"What do you want for Christmas, pal?" 'I have you and the Avengers. What more IS there?'

They're setting up holiday decorations in Avengers HQ.

'Laying eggs is such a weak way of reproduction. Symbiotes create themselves from seeds we expel.'

//I got my girl!

'Yay!' "What's the guy done?"

'He needs his head eaten.'

"What do you want me to do?" 'Feed me, you dick!'

// Alright. Generally, I don't like confrontation or doing anything like this -- But we need to address two writers today who use the writer tags Hades & Destinyawakened. Most probably have seen them as a shipped pair writing Lex Luthor & Lucifer. Earlier this week there was a situation --

'A symbiote has to eat.'

'Eddie! Another us!' "I hope this one is quieter and more well-behaved. That might give me hope for you."

@aperfectorganism.sunder.my 'Eddie! It's a bug!'

'Can we eat his brain?' "Venom..." 'Fine.'

They do so, Venom ready to go if trouble shows itself.

"We both are."

"Yeah."

"He's a symbiotic organism."

"The talking alien goo is Venom. MY name is Eddie Brock." 'I'm bound to Eddie.'

'Venom!' "Eddie Brock."

'He is very charismatic!'

'We believe in Joe Hendry! Joe Hendry is prestigious! Oh, you're cool with us, new clown friend!'

'Eddie and I believe in Joe Hendry!'

//Finally made a necessary adjustment to my handle! Bothered me that I misspelled Klyntar in Venom's @.

'Responsibility. It's for the mediocre.'

//Venom believes it. Eddie believes it. The writer damn sure believes it.

Venom is sleeping in.

The symbiote is face down in chocolate. Eddie is just watching.

'We've cleaned up San Francisco. Now let's work on New York.'

'That's how he looks every day.'

"Don't look at me, dude. I'm just a reporter." 'Hmm. Oh! I am Venom! This is Eddie Brock!'

'The what?'

Venom laughs. 'Ticklish!'

'We make exceptions for certain individuals.'

'Really...'

'I wonder what Vi drinks.' "I'm more than a little scared to find out."