Rob Zombie slays assembly line Facebook grumps on behalf of new pals BABY METAL (2016)

'It's time we remind people who we are. We are Venom, the Lethal Protector!'

"Hey."

"Hi."

'We will protect spiders!'

Venom looks horrified and actually sad. 'I...am sorry. I can't make right what happened, but I can help things here. We're Avengers.'

'What are we like where you're from?'

'Eddie! We are getting better at talking to people!' "Yeah, I'm happy for you, pal."

"Didn't think this through, did you, pal?" 'I did not.'

'We are Venom!'

'We haven't had the chance to speak, I'm afraid. Allow us to make up for that!'

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'Eddie. Another Spider. They're multiplying!'

'It's pretentious!'

'Blonde Blazer. What kind of name is that?'

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'Anything we can help with?"

'We are just doing our thing.'

'We're the Lethal Protectors!'

'Look who's talking!'

"Nope."

"Oh, I'm aware."

"He is a one of a kind." 'Also, Eddie doesn't have many friends.'

'We're glad!'

'Oh, what is our life?'

'Are we gonna puke?' "I really, really don't want to."

'Come the fuck on!'

"Hoo, boy."

"I got some bad stuff involving my parents that I don't want to go into."

"Starting to think we got our shit together, pal. If it helps, we can move on from this topic."

'I take back everything negative I said about you. To myself and Eddie. In private.' "He's joking. Mostly."

'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!' "Oh, there ain't nothing holy about that."

'Did he-' "Drop. It."

'Eat us!' "Vee, think about that for a bit."

"Agreed."

"It's just weird. I mean, Venom just said he liked s'mores!"

"Appreciate it, man. I gotta know, though. Why did you and your pals just show up and start on Venom and I? Like, why us? Why now?"

"Weird. But as long as they can put it behind them, I don't care."

'Interesting.'

'Yes! The Klyntar have a hive mind.'

"It's chocolate or he eats my organs and I die." 'It's just how my species is."

'Protecting others lethally. Or chickens.'

'...Yeah?'

"I agree, but Vee isn't always the forgiving type."

"Ah, it's okay. Died once already. Venom brought me back."

'We couldn't be harmed by such an unimportant creature.'

'We are fine. I'm angry, but fine.'

'I have chocolate to eat.'

"No. We are not fighting. We have no desire to fight." 'Speak for yourself.' "No, Venom! We're done."