'The feline is not aware of how we work.'

'Eddie. The football player was a host. I feel the hive in his mind.'

'BAD people! We're the Lethal Protector!'

'God, I don't know what people see in Seinfeld. It's not funny!' "Yeah, I'm with you, pal."

'I can fix physical pain, but that is it. Broken bones, torn limbs, near death injuries, no problem. However, emotional, mental, and spiritual pain are on you.'

'The blonde spider needs to get his life together. It's a cycle: He lives as a face, turns heel, and dies only to come back as a hero.'

'My best friends exist on Earth.'

'You're lucky I'm a nice symbiote. I could be a real jerk.'

//Everyone following my accounts gets ONE warning. You can follow me or follow problematic accounts. Taboo accounts of any kind will be permanently blocked for ALL of my accounts. Take your inferiority to Twitter where you belong. I will report and block you. Your sob stories don't matter.

'Symbiotes are not always evil!'

'The god of symbiotes is still out there, Eddie. Sooner or later, he'll find his way here to conquer. I love Earth and the people on it.'

'Eddie?' "We're gonna have to improvise." 'Ah, fuck it.'

'Eddie?' "We don't have Dan or Annie, buddy. But we're Avengers, Venom. We're not on our own, y'know." Eddie hoped he sounded confident and not absolutely terrified .

'Eddie. The red one is back.' "We handled him before, buddy." 'This is different. We're screwed in so many ways with this one.'

"𝙄'𝙈 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝙎𝙋𝙇𝙄𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙒𝙊!" 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦: 𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘒𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘈𝘨𝘦: 29 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵: 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳/𝘖𝘊 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 ♡ &↺ OR DIE!

@kaydadavis.bsky.social //Once you go Luke Cage, you go to the ER.

'We are good! We only eat the brains of criminals.'

'Too many of your human movies have portrayed aliens as hostile and violent! We are misunderstood and categorized as only being interested in causing pain or reproducing. End this poor stereotyping of aliens!'

'Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I'll put in a pancake. Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make. Bacon pancaaaakes!' "You got a hell of a voice, pal."

youtu.be/gevm2wPbC6Y?... //How did I only NOW find this?!

'Eddie. I'm proud to be your friend.' "Whhhhhaat is this? Why are you nice now?" 'I am just reflecting on our misadventures together and I've come to realize that there's no better host for for me than you.' "Thanks, pal."

'My family is large, Eddie.'

'Eddie and I have an agreement: I only eat the brains of criminals.'

'It has chemicals I need to live. Without a specific one, I would resort to feeding off Eddie's organs. Phenylalanine is the main chemical."

'I need sustenance.' "You have chocolate. Now shush."

'Ha! Fat chance! I'll just eat their brains!' "Vee..."

'Wait. Do you claim me on your taxes?' "Nah. That would be unwise, pal. If people find out about us, well..." 'Fair.'

"People have gone to prison for tax evasion, yeah." 'Wesley Snipes!' "It, uh, it goes to things like roads, schools, and other social stuff."

'That's it! Eddie! We can be comedians! Think about it. Our bickering could be our selling point! People would see me as just an effect!' "I think I see your point, Venom. Yeah. Yeah, you might be onto something, bud."

'Eddie?' "Oh, look at that. Mr. Eighty Million Light Years of Hive Knowledge doesn't understand taxes. It's essentially paying the government. I think." 'You THINK?' "I have had to worry about surviving alien attacks, pal."

youtu.be/aZTrRFHXz5A?... 'Imagine if we put out an album! We wouldn't have to worry about money anymore.' "Ever the entrepreneur." 'ONE of us has to be focused on money.'

"I bet! At least I can hide Venom." 'Hide? Yes. Control? Hell no.'

'Scientifically accurate! Considering.'

[🕷] Jesus, what the fuck...

|| I don't want to be negative and it breaks my heart that someone thought this was an appropriate response to me blocking them...

|| I blocked him on this account based on what I saw here, and then... he raped my Harley account.

'Eddie! That woman with the small robots! We fought her once!' "What?" 'Not US us.'

Rob Zombie slays assembly line Facebook grumps on behalf of new pals BABY METAL (2016)

'It's time we remind people who we are. We are Venom, the Lethal Protector!'

'We will protect spiders!'

Venom looks horrified and actually sad. 'I...am sorry. I can't make right what happened, but I can help things here. We're Avengers.'

'What are we like where you're from?'

"Didn't think this through, did you, pal?" 'I did not.'

'We haven't had the chance to speak, I'm afraid. Allow us to make up for that!'

@kaydadavis.bsky.social 'Ohayo, Spider!'

'Eddie. Another Spider. They're multiplying!'

'It's pretentious!'

'Blonde Blazer. What kind of name is that?'

(who is naviclenek0 .woke.cat) let me know, bc something is going to be done about them.