Dead Bugs.

'Someone needs to humble Homelander.'

'What if your legs didn't know they were legs?'

'Only bad guys. Or anyone who threatens you.'

'More food, then.'

'Love is love!'

'The spiders are our pals!'

'No! We are vigilantes.'

'I only eat the brains of criminals.'

'I have to eat something.'

'Let me eat his brain!' "Relax! Be better than this, pal."

And Venom is BARELY being held back by Eddie. "He hates the P word. He's not that. He's part of me and we're pals."

"Oh, shouldn't have said that." 'I AM NOT A PARASITE! I AM A SYMBIOTE!'

'We are Venom! The Lethal Protector!' "I'm Eddie Brock. This is Venom. He's an alien symbiote that is bound to me."

'Just what I do.'

'I meant no offense.'

'No one controls Venom!' "This is what he means, man."

'I am sorry.' "Venom doesn't speak for me, man. I think you're pretty cool." 'Humans are too touchy!'

'That's new.'

'You are to us.'

'Hello, puny humans!'

//Burne from the 80s TMNT cartoon?! Let's go!

'Eddie! Space dog!'

youtu.be/0nlJuwO0GDs?... 'Our bestie in all her squeaky-voiced greatness!'

It's barely a first year essay without and format - really it's more of a script than anything. I hope you read it with all the humor, indignation, and humanity I can muster.

"All those people and Venom bonded with me." 'Haha!'

"Hey, you're not my favorite person, but I'll try to keep you safe. Lethal Protector and all."

'Eddie just needs time.'

'Eddie is going to be Eddie.'

'See?'

"Rather be your friend than your enemy." 'You're getting it, Eddie.'

'Proved my point. But you're also a very good friend.'

'See?'

'They're an absolute psychological tire fire.'

//IS BLUESKY BEING RUN BY AMALEE?! IS THAT WHY THERE'S SO MUCH SCUFF?!

'Scream isn't as nice as I am.'

'Someone needs to fix her attitude.'

'Symbiotes would never choose the feline. We took a group vote.'

First camera test for 'The Batman 2' 🦇 The film will take place during Winter ❄️

circe. ‎⠀⠀ ‎⠀Tempted to write Starscream again. The last time I did, he threw a temper tantrum because Trashmouth’s Ben Tennyson made him mad.

'Bunger.'

'We don't know exactly what Bunger is, but we think it's quite cute!'

'Ryan Gosling is overrated. And his last name is the name of a baby goose!'

'Not for much longer.'

'Eddie. We need to get up.' "Why don't you get that started, buddy? Tired." '8 billion people on this planet and I ended up with you.'

//If you follow ME, don't follow any taboo accounts. I don't want those inferior creature anywhere near me. I have no desire to have these disgusting things possibly follow me or anyone I write with.

'Ha! The spider embarrassed himself!'

'The feline is not aware of how we work.'

'Eddie. The football player was a host. I feel the hive in his mind.'