🏹 Day 3 having a Wukong and I forgot his password

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🏹 One sec, I gotta annoy wife

Yeah and both are world class jerks, unfortunately.

Ollie does realize he's part of the problem and he's got that going on for a good few decades now. So, there's that.

And that's what happens when the billionaires are holding the nature hostage.

Bart, you're so eco-conscious. It's great.

Any sensible person would've peeled them open first.

Totally shading those eggs.

What the fuck is that abomination.

🏹 That's my boy. I don't know how to make that pinned sound less homosexual and I've been itching to write him for a long time. I don't know who might be interested but there he is.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤMy ancient kingdom came crashing down without 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ㅤㅤ

🏹 Fine, I'll make Wukong.

🏹 Questions not even Han Sooyoung can answer:

Here comes Homotronling.

Now you're ragebaiting me.

Sure, sure, sure.

Moots doesn't even sound that good.

Writing that down for a new ragebait strat.

Oomf feels a little parasocial.

What the fuck is moots.

I'M IN BLUD BUSTING MY ASS TO COVER FOR HIS ABSENCE AND HE CALLS ME OOMF.

[ Still patting his back. Slow and rhythmic like how he used to pat Lian's back to sleep. ] You got my number, right? You need anything, just call.

🏹 Forcing wife to go to BED.

I don't know. I was in love with you though.

Get in here, man. [ Roy understood and pulled the speedster in for a hug with extra pats on his back. ]

She really said,

Don't even . . . Any more than that and people would start freaking out.

It's fiiine. Better to let it out than to let it fester.

I think my limit is at 2.

Bart, I'm not your dad, but I'm proud of you.

Your brother.

Whoa. Sit down, Mr. Severe Daddy Issue #2.

Nina . . . was it? That's your name, right? Kids have horrific questions in general, I think. I had no idea how I handled my daughter's. I'm sorry you went through that.

Going by a somewhat educated guess, I'd assume it's higher for you? You know, with all your power and the amount of headache it costs you.

Ouch . . . In your defense, you were five.

Well, they have ibuprofen in Bludhaven, don't they?

Now I wanna know his answer to the first one.

I still don't get it. That's Minecraft with Ditto.

TOP TEN QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DAD: 1. The difference between ibuprofen and paracetamol. 2. "Do you miss mom?" [NEW]

I like that kid.

There's only a look of relief in his face. That counts as good news. "Stubborn one, isn't he? At least my dad knows when to take vacation."

Lemme go get my gear.

Recycling.

Whoa. Okay, papa bear.

Dick. Dick, that's cheap ragebait. Stop seething.

That's not nice for the environment. How about recycling the paper?

These days she's all like . . . "𝘋𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘥, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦. 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦." Then she left me to play Pokopia.

Oh. She'll pull through, won't she?