💌 @the-speedster.bsky.social Happy birthday, Walls. Sorry I can't be there. I bought these a few days after Christmas. Stupid, I know. They ran out of the nerdy good stuff. Okay. Birthday letter. You are . . . the voice of reasons to my chaos. Sometimes an enabler, but -- bear with me,

Fuck, the trail's gone cold.

What's this notification.

That's kinda close to settling down, hon. How is she?

Heard you're staying in Metropolis. What's up with that? Finally settling down?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

OH.

🏹 Honey, give me time.

🏹 I owe my life to Windex. Thank you, Windex.

Stomach cramps.

Ollie, you only use it for one thing and you said cross stitching is hard. Take pride in it?

You said it like /that/ and it made me think that you were embarrassed ordering a pair of glasses.

Glasses, really? You still good at aiming or are you switching to hand to hand these days?

WHAT'S going on?

Calling @bluedhaven.bsky.social . . .

Sometimes when the wind goes 'whoosh' I wish it was Wally.

Suit yourself, old man. Don't blame me if you hear things you don't wanna hear. . . . That's kinda cute but I may have to put you in a retirement home soon.

Doubtful . . . You do this for entertainment. What is it you do for fun lately anyway? Not billiard, I know that much.

That's what a nosy old man would say.

🏹 Bowman doing an actual storyline in 2026? Who would've guessed.

Oh, hey, pops.

Look, I'm tired as all hell and I haven't slept for who knows how many hours. 𝘐𝘧 somehow I'm forced to travel across the country with this case unfinished, I'm turning rogue.

Never calling, but you're invited to our, uh, I dunno. Housewarming.

Smh . . .

Sounds a smidge homophobic to me. Smh.

Now why are we eavesdropping on two men discussing business.

When this is all done, I'm putting that hat Wally gave me and go fishing.

I said drain on purpose.

[ Heavily bleeped out ]

Love ya, cutie. 😘

I'll be home . . . Soon as I'm done with this soul draining case.

Gm.

Gm.

Gm.

I GOT IT.

You gotta! If you want to survive both at the same time.

Wally, if you can survive this, you can survive me.

Dunno what you're talking about, I'm just catching up with my boyfriend.

Trust me, Walls. Teamwork makes the dream work. When you can dream it, you can make it.

Aww. Don't worry, tag teaming works. He can't fight the both of us.

Fight back, baby. Do the puppy eyes.

Enjoying date night while I'm gone?

Hey, cutie.

👀

🏹 Every time I'm busy, Dee just has to "mom I frew up" at me

Oh, Garth.