Does he know he's insufferable.

FINE, FINE. Christ. What's got you so prickly this morning? I didn't even go that hard.

🏹 Join the divorced club . . .

Oh, really? You get to drag me around at six in the morning for sparring but I can't make you eat breakfast? Bro.

Hey, give me some credits. Come here before I drag your ass out of your room.

? The hell you mean what am I doing in your kitchen? I'm making breakfast for my boyfriend.

I'm literally in your kitchen.

That's so hot.

They're so stupid it's incredible.

Does Uncle Hal know it's legal now.

What kind of name is Thaddeus anyway.

I HEARD THAT, ASSHOLE.

🏹 Okay but Bat era Dick and Red Arrow era is fair game?

🏹 I'm being guilt tripped and gaslit

I have a lot of things to say that would greatly displease you in this state, but yeah. Sure. Why not? That sounds perfect.

No, continue. I wanna know. Your face is what?

That an invitation?

I dunno, sounds like a sweet deal to me.

I mean you're cute when you're grumpy too.

Now THAT'S a grump.

I'll burst hard.

Although I'm not a medical student, I still want to remind you to pay attention to the pillow that you're using. It's better to find one that's balanced for support and comfort; ideally, you should sleep on my chest.

We'll hold hands next time we burst. Promise.

That's a little ball of anger if I've ever seen one.

🏹 I've wanted to use that template for so long.

Although I'm not a medical student, I still want to remind you to pay attention to the muscles in your left shoulder, especially the trapezius area, to avoid tension. It's better not to sleep on your side; ideally, you should sleep next to me.

Oh . . .

I dunno, maybe the forcefully taking someone else's agency part?

I think I'm about to burst. You?

I'm so lucky I have normal siblings.

Back to previous statement . . .

Hey, baby sweetheart ball-of-energy-who-won't-stop-eating sunshine light of my world.

That wasn't an explicit yes.

That's far from little.

Baby, you know I don't mind a little violence. 🥴

"But it definitely happened before." Roy replied, struggling to hold his laughter in. His hand continued to work the tangles out of Garth's dark curls. This might be the most normal interaction they had over the years. He thought it wasn't that bad. ↴

You'd like that, huh? Want me to carry you around?

Gonna lift you up like a sack of potatoes.

Gooooood morning, Team.

📱 @bluedhaven.bsky.social 💬 Dropped the supplies you need @ the warehouse 💬 I know you didn't ask 💬 I just wanted to 💬 And I really really really really REALLY want you to have a little break 💬 For fuck's sake text me back this time

🏹 Anyway, my woife @poisonails.bsky.social

WOOOOOW. How dare you!

Oh, but Dick will be sad. 🙁

No, it was just a little cringe.

I can't believe you just said that.

Oh, I wanted to say that.

Alright, how about we stop talking.

What is that pace.

What.