Yf you are walkinge arounde and you see i) a squirrel or ii) a crowe or iii) a catte, you muste saye "hey buddy" these are the rules

as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural... THEORY THURSDAY! (please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)

🧵 i have often in times past both here and back at the bad place asserted that the rainbow bridge we cats cross when our time comes is the bifrost into valhalla, where we run at the side of the goddess freja, frolicking in the fields of asgard forevermore. (1/3)

my harpy biphdayt cake!

it's my harpy biphdayt, everyone has to be nice to me

it's "curtains" for you!

there have been rumors that as #catsky's premier anarchist that i could not possibly also be the cutest kitty in the whole world. to those doubters, i would ask them to look at this!

yesterday, jonathan was informed i had brought a dead mouse to the back door. it was the first mouse i've caught in this house... that i've told them about!😼

if you saw this picture it is fake and not my cow lick. i do not get cow licks ever.

you try to make a boardgame more dynamic by batting around the pieces, and suddenly you're the badge, and it's all, "no kitty, these are not kitty toys!" boring ass game anyway...

so a few weeks ago the humans went on a trip to jonathan's parents' house in the far off canyon. they were house sitting which meant caring for the angry cat (who long time followers may remember). this means it's time for an angry cat update!

hi everyone! we have been away a few weeks because we were all so sleepy tired we just didn't have energy to post. but we're tentatively back, and missed you all a lot! hope ya'll are ready for shenanigans! We'll update about what we've been up to soon.

guys, they're playing a custom made ttrpg right now! and still looking for donations to our favorite cat shelter!

my human will be playing Blades in the Dark with these fine folks tomorrow at 7:30 MST! Don't miss it!

they say "furthermoore, you cannot steal the alfredo sauce from our pasta," but i just think maybe i should be allowed to steal some alfredo sauce from the pasta...

capnip bboys

an inside chair has turned into an outside chair, and i am most perplexed

if you watch this video with sound, listen very closely, and hear me doing little snores, no you didn't!

dogs past the fence. watch out!

yeah i know about books. i know how to read books. i'm a book boy.

These boys are growing into adult cats. They are all charming, silly, full of personality, and all of them are great with other cats!! Where are their humans at? Please share to help them find homes, without adoptions of last year’s kittens we can’t help this year’s kittens.

every cat an anarchist

hello everyone, as #catsky's resident #anarchist i need to rain on everyone's parade of star wars day a little. earlier this week we celebrated may day. today marks the anniversary of the event may day commemorates: the 1886 haymarket bombing and subsequent executions.

Whew I was super busy today but I’m spending my birthday evening enjoying all the awesome May Day content. Sí se puede, solidarity forever and happy my birthday to all the workers out fighting for the better world that’s possible!!

happy late may day cuddles to all!

hey ya'll, check my sick nasty garden. pretty great, huh?

Guys Sydney needs help to pay fore poor Ernies surgery. She is a tru frend of ca'ats who has helped manny manny streetcats, and haz recently lost her job

can you believe these neighborhood kids?!

they done did label my ass!

i have become a sea urchin

entering my dapper phase, if anyone cares

i still love my box, if you were wondering

love me a good bowl of soup.

new way to enjoy box just dropped.

i regularly get called "fart'n'snore". i hardly ever fart!

i have a story to tell about my new box (a thread). the box arrived full of goodies for jonathan. it was also full of lovely soft pink paper and was the perfect size for me.

hammer, don't mind if I doodily do!

i love to play straw wars with the humans

Comb on Jasber we cates, an we gone haff gud tiems, we gone be pierits an we gone walk on de cownters an we gone STIK IDT TO DE MANN!!!

things are crazy in the world these days. i just want to give everyone a little break to watch me make some biscuits on the stuffies. i also want to remind everyone that we will overcome. the future is bright, and we will build a better world in the ashes of the old!

electric lights orchestra

THURB! @sargestan.bsky.social ! hi thurb! hi thurb! hi thurb!

Hi friends, I’ve added another update as I just got my last paycheck from the bar & I’m looking at being about $350 short on rent (thanks dry January) & I unfortunately still have not had luck finding a day job. www.gofundme.com/f/escaping-a...

absolute cloak pilled and shroud-pilled.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

sarlac pilled

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

absolute shape

why wear pajamas when it's easier to sleep on top of them?