“Get your dick trimmed and we’ll throw in a free autism with every purchase”

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

I am very upset at the current state of gaming. It’s not dead or anything there’s just so much good stuff I want to play and I straight up have trouble making time for all these video games man. They gotta stop making video games for a year so I can catch up

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Furi "live action" trailer

[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️] Smol schedule. Just a little one. Wed: Tetrio Practice! 🟦 Fri: Jackbox @ Veni's! 📦️ Sat: SATISFACTORY! 🏭️ See you there! #VtubersUprising #EnVTubers

Time for a game of “are my lymph nodes swelling or is my shrimp posture hurting my neck?” Note: I don’t have lymph swelling

USPS Launches Informed Delivery Mobile App, A new option to preview mail and package deliveries. IOS https://ow.ly/1ewx50X5NLx Google Play. https://ow.ly/3I0N50X5NLu

My girl Parakon has a character sheet! With both formal and ship pilot forms! aaaaaaa (🖼️: @rinnytanart.bsky.social ) #originalcharacter #robotgirl

TIME FOR HADES 2 LIVE NOW twitch.tv/seppy_the_seal twitch.tv/seppy_the_seal twitch.tv/seppy_the_seal

Melinoë I love Hades 2!! Super proud of this so sharing around would be appreciated 🥹 #art #melinoe #hades #hades2 #fanart

government shut down

Wild that a brand that is almost synonymous with Twitch culture is just gone with so little fanfare for one tied to a service most people probably haven’t even heard of

PROJECT MIX Meta Quest 3 demo coming out in 30 minutes! If you're in our Discord, join our Quest 3 demo launch party! #indiegame #gamedev

I really need to redesign my character at some point.

Cow Hex Maniac

Samus

I bought an OTA antenna and I gotta say, broadcast television is funnier than TikTok. Our boomer grandparents are watching peak comedy and they don’t even know it

I’m out here living

Slay the Princess is just a month away from turning TWO YEARS OLD. It's time. To. CELEBRATE. 🎨 ALL OF OCTOBER: Fan art event 📖 October 20th: Digital art book release 📺 October 21st: Second Anniversary Livestream! 🍂 October 23rd: A Special Announcement for Scarlet Hollow

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every time an RFK Jr clip plays I think my audio drivers are corrupted

more people should be using metroid and kid icarus’s linked origins as an excuse to think of samus x palutena yuri but yet few are seeing this vision aside from myself….. sad!

this month im gonna work on materials- i have no idea what im doing lol #day 31

RIP macOS Mickey Mouse Pointer 🪦

In 2022, the US banned high-end NVIDIA GPU exports to China, wanting to slow down AI development in China. So China invested in homegrown AI chip production, and caught up in 3 years. Now they are banning buying NVIDIA AI chips. The kind of secondary effect a ban can have:

People say a lot of things about Slay the Princess. "Jonathan Sims is in it" "97% positive on Steam" "There is a very big woman in it" "90 on metacritic" "Bug Princess" "There are birds maybe" Are any of these true? Are all of them? The game is 25% off so find out for yourself!

Chozodia - Leaving a Mark --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

Damn it I might need to grab this

old soleil doodle repost

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

Biker Samus ~ 👀👁‍🗨

Just to be blunt, if you want Wired and 404 and The Verge to employ reporters who understand the memes on bullet casings and can connect them to gaming culture while having the legal and support resources to deal with waves of harassment when we do it… you have to subscribe and pay for the work

Metroid Zero Mission (2024 redraw)

Time to break out the chart

Danganronpa 2 is the Persona 4 of Danganronpa games

actually put my hand over my mouth

Casual Samus bike footage was not what I expected. Also fuck yeah December

I’m also gonna say my opinion of “adds in boss fights are a crutch for bad bosses” has been reaffirmed by Silksong

I regret to inform you that Silksong has a Blight town

@pasokongal.moe has encouraged me to get green as it is the most NB coded iPhone

Happy 26 years Dreamcast! 🌀 🎂 🎈 Share some of your most memorable moments with us—we'd love to hear your stories!

Jill takin' the night off to just feel the breeze for a minute~ 🚬🏙