biting everybody and turning them into alligators

youtu.be/vknoYJ_BRzk so fucking goooooood

why do i keep losing subscriber

so far i am rating my car accident experience as a solid 0/10, would not do again

Some very ornate script I encountered a few months ago - an example of some of the most unique penmanship I've encountered in official records. Christian County, IL, 1899

i understand that i didn't necessarily NEED some 2 foot long aluminum gator bookends however, counterpoint:

Smug gator headshot for @attigator.bsky.social 🐊

i'm really glad the planet is dying and computer parts are exorbitantly expensive just so corporations can make a profit and this type of shit can come up when i make a google search

contagious

look i'm not trying to doompost or anything but a group of masked federal goons disarmed and then executed a man in the street in broad fucking daylight, and i'm absolutely livid that our country isn't more pissed about it

Gator mating call

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

HalfBody [C] for FourH3R0 on Twitter!

From Hustler Magazine, 2003.

Someone called him cute

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Today is the last day that you can repost this image

so you're telling me that this whole siberian orchestra is trans

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

Caution! Gators practicing saxophone solos have been spotted in the local suburbs! Stay alert!

INDIANA REJECTED REDISTRICTING LET'S GOOOOOOO

fuck this bullshit administration, and frankly fuck you if you voted for this bullshit administration.

absolutely in love with this desk mat i got from @bleucan.fish

Raffle Prizes for @attigator.bsky.social @zkprxoxo.bsky.social @bigmanyormu.bsky.social @the-bromodo.bsky.social

i do a little bit of getting freaky on main and for that i do a little bit of apologizing

Was going to wait a while for this, but after some consideration, I decided to do it now so I could do other things earlier. Am opening a raffle! The winners will get a colored sketch of their character inflated Make sure to share a reference of the character you want inflated in the comments~

i feel like not enough people know that my sona's name is titus, but in hindsight it's my own fault because the only place it's outwardly mentioned is barq and like maybe like one other place lol

oh yeaj (i wish it looked half this cool to the naked eye)

scored the perfect shot glass at an antique store

some decent news in spite of the democrats giving up the shutdown when they were winning lmao

This

Belly-Press YCH for @attigator.bsky.social 💥🐊 #fatfur

Gonechoo for November 1:

titus as a cow still goes so hard

ITS OUT TRASH CATS CAUGHT ON TAPE IS AVAILABLE NOW VIA BANDCAMP deadposssociety.bandcamp.com/album/trash-...

finally finished this, it da gator in da wplace

finally finished this, it da gator in da wplace

It's Summer! Post a swimwear or beach pic. bro is just chillin

yeah

MY DEBUT ALBUM "TRASH CATS CAUGHT ON TAPE" RELEASES NEXT FRIDAY VIA @digitalghostsmedia.com LISTENING PARTY THIS FRIDAY AT NOON ON MY DISCORD: discord.gg/W3RaPanxWk

it him the friend

it him the friend

"every single grifter from conspiracy theorist to ceo to politician to president to king [is] riding atop the wheel that is crushing us and they prey on that pressure that all of us can feel and they offer to sell us salvation while they are sitting on our chests." youtu.be/-gxg7l_Hxa0?...

my sona could NOT squeeze his ass into this spot

epic fail at recording myself driving this was going east over the florence bridge, a vertical lift drawbridge on illinois state road 100/106. the 1929 bridge is over the illinois river, which forms the boundary between pike county and scott county

when the gift is worth $1,000

when the gift is worth $1,000

how about you consider eating my entire dick and balls, department of education