give yourself d&d stats STR 14 DEX 11 CON 8 INT 8 WIS 13 CHA 9 I would be a terrible adventurer, like non of my stats have any synergy.

If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Hey I only added the werewolf penis mod to my Skyrim games for realism

I hope we see Caduceus’s polite verbal smack down of Trent Ikirhon get animated

You know I was hoping that Sera would give Lucifer the ability to control the sinners by the end of season 2 and we were going to end with a duck version a broadway musical and with various sinners in the audience

Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.

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I was gone for a day, why is everyone talking about trump sucking off Bill Clinton

When the world stops trusting your money, the fall comes fast. • Massive debt & reckless spending are shaking investor confidence • Foreign banks are quietly moving away from the dollar • Countries are trading in other currencies—dedollarization is real The US dollar’s dominance isn’t guaranteed.

Refuse Fascism is on the ground in DC and Sunday at the Hollywood Farmers Market they're doing a tamale fundraiser support antifascists in DC. They're $15 for a half dozen and $25 for a dozen. You can choose from pork, chicken, or rajas con queso (cheese & jalapeño). I would go if I could!

Wow my back hurts, almost wish I didn’t have a spine like THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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I don’t really like buffets, I get self conscious about my weight and I only get one plate

What’s gayer? Homosexuality or whatever the hell was happening In Hazbin Hotel S2E4?

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Damn this one sentence would prevented the whole “Home Alone” franchise

I need a nap

One the night of All Hallows Eve Trekkie fans come together to watch the episode where Dr Crusher has sex with the scottish ghost.

2 monocles?! he's making a spectacle of himself 😂

This could but you won’t put on the mouse costume

Let them est cake?

what if mizrak and olrox danced in their fights too lol #castlevanianocturne

Wow what luck, I haven’t had to spend a dime when using the public transport Oh it free transit day

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

Once you realize the NYT is trying to help him you can’t stop seeing it

Imagine the worlds reaction if hamas had returned remains of israeli hostages with missing fingers and toes, in shackles, with bullets in head and chest and multiple signs of torture

Just so we're clear, they're proposing a tax on speech. www.goerie.com/story/news/p...

“We have no money so we need to shut down” “Anyway let start plans on that ballroom”

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents. I did it because the government isn’t. This is what I found.

I like to think that the Hazbin Hotel sell albums of the in universe songs that they sing

#htpspoilers If a Stolen Moons are depicted with their human hands and presumably human feet in the Parentingverse Does that mean Footbro could be a Stolen Moons in Lupus form.

this is christine flowers shes an immigration lawyer here in philly and she has something to say about first nation people here in the US Lets make her famous

go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black). be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends. life is for the living. do it scared. 🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍🌈

a witch’s potency is not determined by the size of their breasts, but instead the amount of yearning they inspire.

"Arkansas is trying to save one of the most extreme book censorship laws in recent memory, one that would allow jailing librarians and booksellers for keeping materials on their shelves that fall under the statute’s broad definition of “harmful to minors.”

I want pancakes

Ariki really getting weird with the stands in this chapter

The Discord age-verification hack is much worse than was originally reported. 70,000 users were affected, with images of IDs, selfies, user names, IP addresses and, in some cases, financial details. Hackers are posting screenshots from over 1.5 terabytes of stolen data.

Evil erodes

My tram broke down and I’m still making it to work on time… Yay

📸 #HazbinHotel #Alastor #HazbinHotelAlastor #RadioStatic

My throat is sore from allergies, maybe deepthroating a popsicles will help

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🎩 We’re officially living in a police state!

Conservatives will see a loving family like this and call it unnatural