Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed.

where is the Belgian football mussel mascot? I want to see it punch a fursuit eagle with its foot tongue

Ugh, I was gonna get the Mexican baguette today smdh

I listened to the Madonna album but not because of the quarter-long Grindr brand activation!!!!

I try not to think about the number of technical docs I’ve written to an exacting but audience-focussed level of detail only for the reader to get a generative AI to summarise it anyway

The "having an conscience" bit is like the chef's kiss!

Cute - I couldn’t deploy my website the other week because GitHub Actions stopped working for an hour 😌

@alanbeattie.bsky.social nails a bugbear of mine: we northerners all view each other with *deep* suspicion. There is no unified "north", it's just bollocks. We can't even agree where it is. All hail the King of the North! But which north? - as.ft.com/r/72b902cb-a...

I’m kinda going a bit mad that CEX hasn’t lobbied every MP to make this illegal tbqh

I cannot wait for this country to be very normal about this

Hydration break

The people in this article cannot coherently answer the question because the question itself is idiotic. Just coming across like a bunch of morons...

*Begging* you to not just read the headline and comment - you cannot just ‘air con’ your way out of infrastructure collapse. The trains have not been able to run today because their rails are expanding with the heat. That is her point.

ENOUGH

We should read Chris Mason's copy for what it is: a broadcast journalist cosplaying as a writer

I’m still baffled how she insists on doubling down on this when her *entire* fanbase are LGBTQ. God, the streaming numbers must be dire.

Christ more of you should get into broadcast tech - they all look hench like this because AV equipment is heavy...

My earnest take is that I legit could not tell you what policy wins Starmer's Government had; the first real legislation on benefit reform flat out failed so hard and nothing else really happened.

Okay but that wasn't as cunty of Theresa May having a full on breakdown at the end

blasting ode to joy because your only political view is rejoining the european union is a bit cringe not gonna lie

imagine if Starmer comes out and just announces he's bi

Yeah, he's going, right?

BBC News are talking about the hot podium guy!!!

Other people have already answered this and OP is now aware this is a ClickFix style attack to trick the unwitting into installing malware, but it’s sad to see that people attacked her for not being aware of that before. Tech knowledge isn’t magic, there was a time when we all had to learn.

If you ask young people "Would you like to get a degree for free while also being paid to work part-time?", they will say Oh Fuck Yes by the thousand. If you ask employers to take responsibility for guiding someone through several years of work/study, they will say Oh Fuck No by the thousand.

If someone sends me a long DM of a AI response to a question, there will be headlines...

normalise saying ‘you know, it’s just not for me’

LMAOOO

STOP MAKING THE INTERNET FUN!!!

Diva!

The BBC is commissioning content for a YouTube production for young people: www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/... So uhh... what's next then?

Ironically the most online response to the mildest of critique.

> There will also be restrictions for older teenagers up to the age of 18 that prevent “scrolling” late at night. okay okay okay, but like... how?

Well, that’s one way of doing it.

he’s in his diva era

Always been against demanding the performative X post but since this guy has kept insisting it's a key pillar of his Government's comms, it's strange there's *nothing* here.

Let's have a check in the head of the EHRC's defence of its Code of Practice:

She's so good at this.

They cannot help themselves but use this phrasing even when it’s editorially and logically incorrect - you cannot be ‘here illegally’ if you are not here to begin with.

Being a software engineer is fun, people think you can do magic with the computer when that magic is just sellotaping code together and praying it works

Yep. Looks like this is going to be a car crash. This government has really lost their minds.

This technology does not exist.

Me and my friends would’ve killed that robot in a clown wig with hammers I can tell you that much

Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

If I was forced to do my entire education surrounded by just boys, I would’ve have killed myself (not even remotely joking)

Credit where it's due, I'm very happy my MP @rebeccalongbailey.com has supported this EDM

woof, the replies and quotes to this are brutal

My MO