r*st in p*ss Charles Entertainment Kirk

“staff writer at the free press” i would sooner confess to shooting stray dogs for fun than admit to this

constantly making an assonance of myself

mad lib for today: replace 'chicken' with 'Elon Musk' and 'hypnosis' with 'ketamine': youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM

too many breads are an Au Bon Pain in the Ass to bake at home

the crack is the cleavage of the ass, if you will

time is a Flat Fuck Friday you 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓼

understand that Firefox is a fire ecosystem: you must only ever open private tabs, which are periodically wiped by battery death and app cache dumps

If you read one article today, read this one. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/i...

venture capitalists will literally Zuck you dry

she bob on my ross til I make a happy accident

Lurkers of the world, unite!!

hear me out: Oxo Good Rips

women only want one thing

Without googling, how many total lifetime miles of shit do y'all think we emit on average?

beam me up, thotty

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" reskeet to receive his blessing

they call me PM2.5 the way I am Pissing and Moaning 2+5=7 days aweek

what if cars could shit out of their tail pipes?