To paraphrase Gary Linker, football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 90 mins and in the end, Celtic win.

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Devil's coach horse beetle

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I have to say that, in an incredible season, huge credit has to go to Joel and Craig at Hearts Standard. They’ve done a brilliant job covering the club. Frankly, if you’re Hearts and you’re not subscribed - what the fuck are you doing? www.heartsstandard.co.uk/subscribe/

Saturday's result isn't the reason our title challenge is on a precipice. Killie draw at home, Livingston draw away.

Just watched a video where ex Ref Dermot Gallagher says the Kyziridis incident was not a penalty. A penalty would have been "soft". Perhaps he could highlight the IFAB section which covers "soft". Law 12 says if the player is impeded, then it's a free kick, therefore it's a penalty.

Book 10 of the year: The Names by Florence Knapp. Well written if a little heartbreaking. The premise and execution don't quite match but I liked it nonetheless.

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I was walking down the streets When I tripped up on a discarded banana skin And on my way down, I caught the side of my head on a protruding brick chip It was the government's fault It was the fault of the government I was very let down from the budget #fallfriday youtu.be/56op4fd7ezY?...

“Unfortunately, this being East Germany The patriot volunteered to be sent on a labour beautification course In the countryside north-west of Dresden And was never seen again” #FallFriday youtu.be/Mi4MsnRqfRc?...

#FallFriday "A prickly line of sweat covers enthusiast's forehead as the realisation hits him that the same government him and his now dead neighbour voted for and backed and talked of on cream porches have tricked him into their war against the people..."

The Fall - Wolf Kidult Man Every moment of truth is here to stay, Somewhere up in your ear You're babbling, frantic. Wolf kidult man, Wolf kidult son... youtu.be/uVzFg-te_b4?... #FallFriday

#FallFriday Toothache and no sleep. Also, no drugs to alleviate same. No sleep, just pain "You are a piece of slop Can't say it any better You took a TV and nailed it to the bench of a jeweller Your mum's moustache needs fixing Dad's washing up for one Ketamine Sun..." youtu.be/9VKPdmkb5SQ?...

No rabbit hutch about it I bought it off the Baptist I get the bills And I get miffed At the damn polyester fills The interior is a prison unconscious My new House Keep away from my new house #FallFriday

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Had a nice afternoon netting my Gooseberries. That's not a euphemism.

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The handbags at the end of the Raith v County match was tremendous. What a great way to end the Championship season.

Take your medicine Ross County.

2 goals conceded in 4 minutes. The Kettlewell effect.

8.2% of pleasure

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Foreigners and Experts go in And through my place Turn my home into a museum Like the murder squad They scan the room For the well of inspiration They don't tolerate ordinary folk... But I'll give them this at least: They pay for what they eat #fallfriday youtu.be/RxBPSr8ijJ8?...

The Fall - Bremen Nacht By tonsillitis size train station Hof Could only in one way fail to impress, This on drinks door I did lay, I had been one day possessed On Bremen nacht... youtu.be/g7P9MPx2nME?... #FallFriday

Fascist confessions bring detractors Keeping schtum Brings dough and attractions Costello, ideas trenchant borrows New song benefactor Is the past tomorrow Sing, sing a song I'm singing the song cause I copped it baby #FallFriday

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Is this STV leaders debate supposed to encourage people to vote for this shower of shite?

Book 9 of the year: Sandwich by Catherine Newman A tale of week in Cape Cod exploring themes of family, sexuality, menopause and ageing. Relatable characters and a thought provoking read.

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I'm glad baldy Boyle's last derby was shite

Thank christ

Zander Clark's loan move has worked out well.....

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Sometimes life is like a new bar Plastic seats, beer below par Food with no taste, music grates I'm living too late Once talking was my favourite while But now I know a conversation's end before it's done Trying to wash crow's feet off my face but it's ingrained #fallfriday youtu.be/LNS-CFEopLE?...

Off to Stansted shortly, so... Anyway, Diane with the cooperation of Dr Dave opened a bureau which Not only tattoed your return number To Heathrow on your arm But also squeaks if you are Carrying more euros into Heathrow #FallFriday youtu.be/BnpOA_QcFkU?...

🎶Well Ive never had a car Never been near a lorry Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose My codenames happy harry Im into cb Ive had loads of jobs For very minute lolly Creation schemes So I suppose I was lucky And the money it took To buy a cb set🎶 #Fallfriday youtu.be/xhboOPnmTik?...

To take an older lover Get ready for old stories Of teenage sex From the early sixties Under cover Behind office desks Old divorces Children's faces #FallFriday

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