"Lee Cronin's The Mummy has NOTHING on The Ugly Stepsister!" - @zavalas-toes.bsky.social

Friday story - I once was v zooted at work from a gummy I'd taken the previous night. This song came on and I spent 3 hours listening to only this and locking into my work (and I had perfect quality that day!). That is to say - this song fucking rules, but it is elevated with edibles.

Some Friday encouragement

Thank you @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social for providing me with a new fact of the day on one of my faves

I need to get @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social, @jeniusmcgee.bsky.social, @heatherjochens.bsky.social and some other pals into a room to watch Lisztomania and see whose brain breaks first.

I know Iggy Pop is a complicated human, but the Idiot and Lust for Life are two of the greatest albums ever.

Probably not healthy to inhale too much of it, but I really love the smell of sawdust from a fresh cut

I never thought I'd have a Pitbull track on my Liked Songs list, but when he's collabing with Dolly and remixing "9 to 5", well... I follow my queen!

Thus far, yes

Have a dark feeling that my supervisor is going to get onto me for working from home whilst sick. I'd rather be working from home than not working at all, but go off, I guess 😑

How is it that I'm incredibly sick but crave ice cream? Do I have a fuckin death wish?

I had next to zero interest for this - until I saw Lee Pace was in it. Fuuuuuuck.

Good fucking God just invest in public transportation already. I would love nothing more than to worry less about something happening to my car.

I swear, any time I'm sick, I end up watching a film where consumption plays a role, and then I'm always wondering if I have it 😅

This hippo is HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY. Watch the official trailer for hippo horror movie HUNGRY, which promises a swamp tour from hell. Coming for you June 23.

Panic Fest dispatches! A thread. First up: Damian McCarthy's HOKUM, which has some flaws but makes me happy to remain team "Let Damian McCarthy keep doing whatever he wants"

Working from home because the sinus infection boomeranged and got worse. Because it was a bacterial infection all along, and now the doc listened to me.

None of this is normal.

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It's neat how the power of "AI" has allowed the loudest and most annoying of self-proclaimed Christians to routinely engage in heresies so blasphemous that even the most dedicated of atheists and Satanists would never have dared.

Commala-come-fo’! I can lay ya low! The things I’ve do to such as you You never wanna know.

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Glad the weather is supposed to calm down before the Friday Night Fright this evening. I was gonna be so pissed if I had to miss Santa Sangre because of fucking tornadoes.

In better news, happy birthday to one of the bestest boys in existence, Pompompurin!

“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers,’ but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” — Pope Leo XIV today in Cameroon

Woke up to a sinus infection and, as I was leaving for work, realized I've lost my voice and sound like Babe the Pig 😭

It does not make me feel good when I find out an acquaintance of mine is, in fact, a terrible garbage human

The switch from Lingua Ignota's "The Solitary Brethren of Ephrata" to Blondie's "Rapture" on my playlist was almost a Mulholland Dr level jump scare for me

Three hours into my work day and I feel like I've worked a whole fuckin week

Keep an eye and ear out for Better Luck Than Chuck, THE horror game show that will educate and entertain!!!

I will be obsessed with this movie for the rest of my life. #PanicFest2026

I desperately NEED a physical media release of Buffet Infinity.

See her tap her foot to nothin' but your heavy breathing, she's the greatest show on earth and I ain't never leaving

My brain is a goddamn dick to me.

Play this at my funeral.

@heatherjochens.bsky.social is my SAVIOR. Thank you so much for today 😭😭😭

An absolute highlight of my day tbh

I am begging Harry Potter fans with trans friends to find a better book series that doesn’t actively harm the people you claim to care about. Pick a series. ANY series. There is more than one book about wizards. You’re trading the lives of real people for comfort, nostalgia, and shitty writing.

God I hope than any US dates won't drop tickets for a while. I will cry if I can't go see Sparks.

I'm starting to believe that whatever cosmic creator we have does NOT want me to go to Panic Fest

How do I get in direct contact with the Cadbury Creme Egg gods to bless me with an abundance of Creme Eggs?

I'm so obsessed with this cultural artifact of a song/video. I have... so many questions. But its also insanely catchy like wtf

The song keeping me awake this afternoon (and you should 100% watch the vid which is SO fun!)

I look hot af today. If you see me out in the wild, you are now obligated to tell me I'm hot

This is exciting! I'm gonna try to get some walk-up tickets, but otherwise, I'll be loitering around.

I got 7 hours of sleep and @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social put out a Bedknobs and Broomsticks episode?! April is off to a fantastic start!

youtu.be/rUpH0muyR-I?... Sing it Sturg