I watched The Odyssey earlier, and it was like a short social media clip compared to this.

Imagine how good these teams could be with Rice or Saka delivering corners instead of *checks notes* Messi or Lamine Yamal.

Maybe they just knew the first half would be boring, so added this bit?

Why is Kemi Badenoch never asked about the hefty funding the Conservative party has taken from the oil industry and its lobby groups whenever she talks about her decision to scrap her commitment to Net Zero?

I was out last night so didn’t get to watch all the action from Miami. So just grabbed some breakfast popcorn to properly enjoy the highlights on Snatch of the Day. 🍿 👮

This is correct

I’ve seen none of this game, but please can someone explain WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD are Rice and Saka not only playing but also STILL PLAYING!!!!

Great thread. Until we get past “he should have been in the squad ahead of “him”” as a nation we won’t build from tournament to tournament.

Ah well, proper football starts again soon.

Not nearly enough Arsenal in the team for me. It’s not rocket science.

Fair play 🦖 you got down to that well.

Hot footed it back from Bradford to see hot tempered football. Decent day though to be honest. #prouddad

Getting in early, before they suss me. #candyfrombaby

An unexpectedly risky, splash out bet for me this evening in terms of the wager. But still #candyfrombaby

It may be electoral madness, but being photographed doing the 👉👌hand signal is surely worse. Wonder who she was looking at?

What’s the 21st Century water-based name for highway robbery?

A rare shot of Posh celebrating at the football

I looked at this game and thought, “needs a bit more Arsenal”. Seems the manager did too.

My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club

Watching with family friends and kids that were screaming how shit England were, until they scored. I have chosen, poorly.

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I scrolled down but couldn’t find the Mikel Merino option.

Told you

A fine effort, but ultimately a two dimensional effort from Egypt.

Has any other politician ever called a by-election on an explicitly anti-transparency, pro-sleaze ticket before?

At this rate it’s Farage vs Count Binface isn’t it?

Jesus, not even the chance of a centre-left alliance in Clacton then. Can’t see any party swinging in behind the Conservatives.

If I’d paid someone £5m to push policies that favour me and they quit, I’d want the money back. But maybe that’s just me. 🤷

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Woke up, checked the scores. Can only presume ICE was waiting at the USMNT’s hotel when they came back.

Bernardo Silva getting a yellow from a PGMOL ref? 👀

for Americans new to the sport, 3-2 in football is roughly equivalent to 817-620 in one of your sports.

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

I’m surprised that they don’t sell solar cells as “Freedom Cells” in the US.

I don’t speak Croatian but I think I get the gist of how this supporter feels about the result.

Just watched the live action Where’s Wally highlights on iPlayer. Easiest game yet.

Love how the same players that thought the press gave them a tough time when they were England players turn into pundits and carelessly call out player after player.

Love that John Terry is trending for all the right reasons.

The answer is always Declan Rice

Shabana Mahmood reluctantly deletes email announcing the deportation of Thomas Tuchel.

I feel that crap keepers having the game of their life against teams I support is my super power.

See also England’s World Cup Challenge.

Le furious.

Why is Robbie Fowler in charge of sharing this information with Burnham? I mean there’s getting the North involved in power but this seems unnecessary.

This happens to every Home Secretary. It’s like they catch cruelty as an affliction. Maybe there’s something wrong with the water at the Home Office?

Bruno G to Little Gabi link up play 👀

Brazilian left back follows Vini Jr like he’s expecting him to drop his phone.