What did I miss?

So I’m gonna need these Ariana grande tickets

I accidentally pressed “right now” on Grindr and I don’t know how to turn it off 😭😭😭

Chat is this a thing?

My obsession over my crush is getting so out of control I might buy a spell from an Etsy witch

my favorite thing to do is look at a hot guy like it’s the first time i’ve ever seen one

Me after hitting p*ppers (Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)

Me introducing my friend group from Omaha, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, and Indianapolis this weekend to k’d out strangers 😭

Market days recap (the sfw version)

UNLOCK THAT PHOTO!!!!! Taylor Swift don’t play with me tonight

You’re in his DM’s while I’m stalking his Venmo transactions…

I hate gay music video night wdym we’re listening to run on by Oprah Winfrey 😭

Met oomfie last night @col3manx.bsky.social (too drunk for pics last night but I swore it happened)

FIGHTERS HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY THE BRITNEY ARMY

MARKET DAYS HERE I COME

this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears

I’m sorry but Christina’s debut album is miles better than …baby one more time Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???

Being called ugly and antisocial because I havent been in a relationship being at the age of 24…

Can’t spell shit without IT (information technology)

Forget the whole “we don’t have a song of the summer” bs bc we still haven’t received the lady marmalade or bang bang of this decade yet and that’s more frightening

I HATE that I can’t dance bc expressing myself by singing is SO embarrassing

Ykw I just might subscribe to my first onlyfans…

Me when the sun is up: Me when the sun is down:

I DM’d a guy on here that I was “a big fan of his philanthropy (giving me a boner)” and I got ghosted 😭

Ig mutual posted this on his story and I’ve found it to be so funny that’s it’s been my reaction picture to everything

Ozzy Osborne dying and reincarnating into Trisha Paytas’s newborn child Aquaman on Selena Gomez’s 33rd birthday is a sentence I did not foresee today

See you tonight miss Ke$ha 😍

Market Days Airbnb consists of a lamb, a lil monster, a hottie, a beyhive, & whatever a Zara Larson Stan is called… it’s gonna be a blood bath choosing music videos for the pregame

I would fuck up a cheerwine right now

Big back lil crack

Hey bro can you send me that sick firework video you took last night

Currently driving 3 hours away to go to a hookup

Me after eating the cake that makes me magically gay

Kinda need a museum gallery for all of @thepugfather.bsky.social shitpost tweets he’s deleted

It’s the dog days of summer and this bitch is in heat 🥵

What’s the fastest way to get a dishonorable discharge idgaf

I’m gonna be real sick if getting drafted in WWIII gets in the way of seeing Gaga and Addison this summer

Madonna and Mariah both releasing today

TYPE: DANGEROUS lyrics analysis: see thread below ⬇️

Okay wait I’m OBSESSED with Next Gen NYC why is no one talking about it

trump at the next state of the union

Me choosing to listen to either Mariah, Sabrina, Addison, or Marina first on Friday

A reminder for EVERYONE to stream Type: Dangerous this Friday #MC16

Sabrina is out hitchhiking and Mariah is teasing her new album driving a car. The lead single is totally going to be a collab between the two 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

The gym played two village people songs that weren’t YMCA 🌈🦄

Kylie Minogue is playing at gay bars again the world is healing

“I know what you are”

My grandfather told me he’s in his “four score and seven years” era

It’s almost June and I still don’t have any pride/summer plans scheduled 😭

How are you going to ghost me and then stalk my grindr? Blocked!