Polygraphs are so funny, my dad got polygraphed in 1970 for a job as a 7/11 clerk, failed the question about marijuana use Then just met with the owner, who had required the polygraph, and lied about not smoking to his face and got the job

interesting how fox is on the scene

genuinely crazy how much more of a fuss the Virginia redistricting vote got compared to Florida ignoring the state constitution or Louisiana literally suspending elections the incentives here are completely FUBAR

Certified “actually rural voters are an untapped well of socialists in waiting who love big progressive policy proposals that would help them, if only mean urban liberal elites would stop leaving them behind” moment

Don’t eat at Slap’s

Okay this is pretty wild. It really is all just content-farming for likes, isn't it? Throwing stuff at the wall until something blows up (surprise! it's the ragebait version that always blows up!)

"Did you know Will Stancil OUTED a SECRET OPERATION" bitch it's not Slow Horses, it's literally some women fucking around on their phone (unbelievably laudatory)

If I didn’t literally know the people who founded it, I would think Sunrise was an op at this point

the rest of us need to step our game up sympathy to everyone thinking of bailing to avoid fox trying to get them shot though

The only way out of the housing crisis is to actually build the fucking housing. There are no other shortcuts.

no tax on tips no tax on teachers no tax on first responders no tax on veterans no tax on law enforcement no tax on dog owners no tax on sports fans no tax on Pepsi drinkers no tax on Geminis no tax on people born on weekends no tax on blondes no tax on anybody with a middle name

For years these guys openly called for war. They said protesters should be shot. Their whole thing was sending you memes that said “We are going to kill you” and “You have six months.” But then some guy likes two dozen of my tweets about how Trump is bad and I’m the terrorist. They’re lying.

Don’t try to shoot anyone over it, which won’t help anything, but it remains absolutely true that Trump is an existential threat to America who should be removed from office as quickly as possible. He’s a sociopathic megalomaniac whose corruption and unfitness is unparalleled in history. Impeach

It’s surreal how much 2010s popular culture sucked up to him in hindsight. It’s like Hitler got a cameo in Iron Man 2.

they're having a block party at the shooter's house rn

is "Trump staged a fake assassination attempt" really that far-fetched compared to "the White House renovation projects are a money laundering operation" or "you can buy a Presidential pardon for a few million in crypto" if you woke up from a coma could you really tell the difference?

Your friends shouldn't be there in the first place. There's no point to it. Your participation is a direct endorsement of the millions killed by the unconstitutional closure of USAID Direct your tears to their proper place, fool

Do we think a single “journalist” at the whcd will have an Alfred Nobel moment seeing the collective response to this an do something useful with their lives for the sake of a legacy or are they all just going to get worse

Its rare to find a room with a guest list that bad this side of the US Virgin Islands

Yes. The pseudoscience never stays in a box, medieval peasant brain is never contained. You can’t let this shit in the tent. We did the ‘well they’re not like *right*, but the people they’re angry at *are* bad, so what’s *really* the harm…” with woo-woo shit and it contributed to HHS Sec. RFK Jr.

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social insane question but i booked a trip to svalbard this winter and then just listened to you on the lemonade stand podcast and was wondering if you had any recommendations

going to the Nuremburg rally with a pocket square to show that i don't approve of hitler. still heiling though

Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

JD Vance gets heckled at TPUSA event: “You’re killing children!”

i had no idea george hw bush was US ambassador to the UN

it turns out that you can shoot and kill an idea

60 minute interviewed Clavicular but killed the story about the US torturing immigrants in El Salvador because it wasn’t sufficiently news worthy

A guy on the pier here appears to have some kind of seagull based HIIT workout (he’s in athletic clothes and looks like he started a workout on his watch) where he attempts to stop them from eating several piles of birdseed (?) that he put out at intervals.

We love our great and very talented Sporus, don’t we folks? I talk to the best generals, and they ask, Donald, why don’t you castrate and marry this beautiful Youth? But they wouldn’t let me get away with that! What do we say, should we do castrate and marry with regards Sporus?

I am going to become the joker

The fact swalwell got his seat by primarying a long time democratic incumbent with attacks about him being an atheist was a sign that he was shitty tbh

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I know immigration courts are fake but what’s actually driving this sharp of a decline Are judges were granting asylum under Biden for some reason following trumpian guidelines? Are there a significant number of judges with genuine 100% rejection rates and the 5% approval is from old judges?

just following onto this — trump picked up the phone from an *msnbc* reporter *in the middle of a war meeting* but sent jd to voicemail twice 😂

why is doordash the synecdoche for the whole delivery app ecosystem when its like the worst of the delivery apps imo

I don't know who on his staff was paid to post this, but he should not be loud to touch this account again. I do not doubt that Senator Raphael Warnock is in total opposition to this insane war, but as a senator, if he cannot act he should at least speak.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Jesus christ man

we have to destroy the Republican Party

the Democrats need to announce that anyone who drops a bomb on Iranian civilian infrastructure will die in prison

I don’t like that I have to keep learning new Weimar Republic era German words

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hegseth's church takes the position that slavery is not just permissible in a christian society, but that permiting it is mandatory.

I can conceptualize a 3x Trump voter, an egotistical general bigot who aspires to rape and money as their only ideals A Trump Biden Trump voter I can only imagine as being so stupid they shouldn’t just be disenfranchised but put in a conservatorship

Luckily Donald Trump informed me the war was as good as over or this could have been dangerous

Yet another reason to curse the name of the branch of my ancestry that have been southerners since the revolution

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.