"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

this is *insane*

I’m cheap, but two things I pay for are a subscription to 404 and Eve smart plugs. Eve products are more expensive, but everything is local and works with my Homepods via Threads/Matter. This is a fun story, but 404 is covering much more important stuff, e.g., Ring’s partnership with Flock.

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

From war-ravaged Portland

Here we go baby

We need some joy