I was curious if you could use the trick of dropping the fuck word into your search to get around it and no dice.

You ever just inform your pet of their species in case they don't know? Like say what you want about how poorly behaved my dogs are, at least I've told them they're dogs at least twice a day since I adopted them.

would the collecting noun for a group of LLCs be an Obfuscation of LLCs?

My toxic work trait is yelling "YOU CAUGHT ME WITH MY DOGS OUT" every time someone finds me with my shoes off Also I always take my shoes off.

Great news, bitchachos, the peas are blossoming

@stephenblackmoore.com heya Oracle, could you sling an Aries horoscope my way for old time's sake? Feeling nostalgic today for the less bad days

"The real jesus was the friends we made along the way"-Trex at the VMFA

That's also what I call my body

I'm not dating currently because nobody is courting me in a garden full of flowers tbh

Welcome to April 30th. Because tomorrow...

Hey, reviewers! Hit me up if you’d like an early look for a potential review. #wavesofburden

That gusset pocket in women's underwear is for darts, pass it on 🚬

I identify as a dump truck

These Spider trampolines are getting out of hand

Bad good news, the cholla survived another North Carolina winter and has begun growing again because I make stupid decisions in plant cultivation that I now must live with

Meds day! That glorious day when I get to gasp at the bill, then revel in the joy of getting to stay alive another three months!

The sigh my dog makes when she's forced to surrender half of my bed so I can lay down, as she flops to lay her head on a clean pillow case, settling into the direct air of the fan... It's unacceptable

Guys guys guys guys guys guys Check it out... M&M holder

Buy my new book about central europe's band of war hippopotamuses, Hungry Hungary Hippos

"Mary had neither genius nor taste" wow savage, Jane Austen

Sometimes I'm like "yeah I could do it, I could be a proper, fancy, high-class lady!" And then I find more tree stuff in my hair and look down at what I call my "forest shoes" and know I can fix your lawnmower and i just don't think jimmy choos and Michelin stars are in my future

Rude of my neighbors to get a bounce castle for my birthday and not even invite me over to jump

The only thing I like about winter is that the spider who lives in my garbage can handle disappears for a few months but now the weather is warm and guess who just fisted a spider web

I'm grateful for the language barrier between my neighbors and me because it makes me feel less responsible for explaining to them that no matter how many eggshells they feed their two chickens, they won't be getting any eggs, because they're both roosters.

Every time I revisit East of Eden I become a little more convinced Adam Trask is a whiney little bitch

As if the broken glass everywhere and little foil packets weren't evidence enough the people who rented this house were doing lots of drugs, I've now found a very fancy neti pot, that black glass skull, and a broken pipe while weeding the flower beds

Great news friends and lovers-- flowering dogwood

My toxic trait is that I tried to show my dog pictures of her breed in a book at the vet office

Dear Abby-Do I have to disclose the army of crows I've befriended when I sell my house?

This is what all the dog has brought into bed over the last 15 minutes.

I’m launching my new book - Daredevil: Enemy of My Enemy - on Tuesday, 3/24 with my beloved local indie, @kewandwillow.bsky.social! I'll be in convo with @charlessoule.bsky.social! If you buy a ticket you get a signed book. 🙂 Please share and RSVP at the link: events.humanitix.com/book-launch-...

I hate winter, but adore watching the forest come back to life in the spring. As miserable as the coldcold makes me, I'll pay that price for the beauty that follows

My toxic work trait is slowly conditioning my coworkers to add "h"s to words heavy with s-sounds so we all start to sound like bad Sean Connery impersonators Every time someone asks me to get b"shnacksh for the shootsh" My heart gets bigger I don't think our audio guy Sham appreciates me though

This is what women want: secret trunks stuffed with our unpublished works so we can be mysterious geniuses post-mortem

For the night crowd! POP! Hits shelves this summer!

I think if computers ruined anything, it was the chance to have a relative find your hidden stash of unpublished novels in your attic bedroom after you die and get them published to rocket you to postmortem fame

We're thrilled to share the cover for @angelluiscolon.com's POP!, an organized crime thriller for every assistant who's ever wished they could take out their incompetent boss. Coming 08.18.26! Be the first to pre-order & receive a title magnet: 👑 links.ruadanbooks.com/POP #BookSky #ThrillerSky

This is the smartest I have ever sounded in an interview. Or anything, really. Thank you Cold Caller for having me! open.substack.com/pub/coldcall...

do you want to join my club for people who don't give a single fuck which way the toilet paper unrolls

Timeline shep break!

In more important news, I solved this case.

You may see an old tweet of mine pop up in a video about "woke gatekeepers " from someone who goes around under a fake name trying to ruin other people's publishing deals I choose to release the following press statement: Lol cry about it, I forget you exist most the time, enjoy that old tweet 😂

"Intersectionality of the wildest kink novels ever and catholicism- an MFA thesis by Gov Jalapeno"

There's a giant "ICE Out of Long Beach" banner being flown on the top floor of Long Beach City Hall today. It's attached to the balcony just outside the mayor's office. We've asked the mayor's staff and a city spokesperson about it and will let you know what we learn.

Our clients are Harvard Medical School doctors whose work was scrubbed for containing the words "LGBTQ" and "transgender." Our settlement means their critical research on suicide risk and endometriosis cannot be removed again.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

1. DHS surges 3,000 officers to Minneapolis without doing anywhere near enough prep first. 2. Hundreds of habeas cases overwhelm local courts. 3. Dozens of DOJ lawyers quit in disgust/anger. 4. The DOJ brings in JAGs to cover. 5. A JAG was just held in contempt and fined $500/day for ICE's failures.

My deepest secret is that I don't know my dogs' right from left when talking to the vet (is it my right while facing them? My right while facing the direction they're facing?) so instead I catalogue everything as their driver or passenger side. Which paw is sore? Front passenger. Rear driver. Etc

Between Letterkenny and Heated Rivalry, I'm in love with the musical tastes of Jacob Tierney and whoever he works with to choose music

Good morning