The Wise Saltine
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I make garbage videos on my computer
This only makes me imagine Speilberg watching some "Analogue Horror EXPLAINED" film theory video, and that is very funny to me.
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9 days ago
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Raven Lyn Clemens
24 days ago
him and the hat probably fucked
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23 days ago
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27 days ago
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Keith Stack
30 days ago
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Lady Emily ☄️
about 1 month ago
With the announcement of the Doctor Who Christmas special being cancelled, that’s it. I’m calling it. It’s time for emergency procedures. Now’s the time to bring back Doctor In Distress
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you know a movie's fucked financially when it gets a promotional menu at denny's
about 1 month ago
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Very interesting how most of the stuff I've seen the America 250 logo slapped on are stuff for making burgers and burger paraphernalia. Truly a land of burger.
about 1 month ago
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Triple-Q
about 1 month ago
It's Summer Game Fest season, so get ready to see the "Focus M" video referenced and reposted a lot
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They don't want you to know this, but if you have enough time you can imagine movies that don't exist in your brain. Some of them are pretty good.
about 2 months ago
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WumpaGem
about 2 months ago
The best part about watching movies for the first time is recognising lines you've heard spliced into YouTube Poops
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It's Hunter (I'm Hunter)
about 2 months ago
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Shaaloani Roadhead
2 months ago
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
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First I lol'd. Then I serious'd
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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Doomsday looking great, guys!
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3 months ago
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On This Day in Simpsons History
3 months ago
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons
episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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RainDing 🌧
3 months ago
Sneakers O'Krool
#VideoEdits
#DonkeyKong
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Sometimes I'll wake up from a dream and think "Wow, the set design was really good in that one. I'm glad they didn't just green screen everything"
3 months ago
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Starfleet Academy had some aspects that worked, a couple of nice episodes, but from even the pilot the writing was on the wall. Star Trek in general is in this weird place right now where everyone knows what it is, but anything released after 2009 has been entirely ignored by the general public.
4 months ago
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Keith Stack
4 months ago
I know they got armatures inside of them and all, but I really wanna see what Wallace and gromit would look like if you smashed their little clay bodies with a mallet, like what would that look like
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This has the visual style of a fan film and more plot threads than Spider-Man 3 (complimentary)
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4 months ago
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Timothy Chalamet seems like kind of an annoying guy, but every post I see about this stupid-ass, manufactured opera/ballet controversy gives me the same vibe as this image
4 months ago
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I forgot to change my banner from Christmas....its almost fucking March. Tony Soprano has two months of overtime
5 months ago
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AK
5 months ago
This is the future Nintendo wants
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Forky will outlive us all and I'm ok with that
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Frankie's Husband Craig!
5 months ago
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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You can't open another box of cereal until you finish the one you've already opened, Sony.
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5 months ago
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Having lunch at 3pm. My life is falling apart
6 months ago
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I wanna host a late night show so I can introduce celebrities with their most obscure and/or embarrassing screen credit. Everyone welcome, from Jack and Jill (2011), it's Al Pacino!
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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SimpsonsQOTD
6 months ago
"Ooh, January 1. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
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Haha. Year.
6 months ago
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Not every service needs an end of the year "spotify wrapped". Why was my mom just talking about her BJ's Wholesale Club 2025 Wrapped?
6 months ago
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Me 24 hours ago vs me today
over 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas. I Pooped
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(YTP Collab Entry) The Feebles' Festivus Fiasco
YouTube video by The Cracker Factory YTP
https://youtu.be/VN0-9tbRDIc?si=8b_s18AdkNU-mtNn
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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I'm always surprised by just how many covers of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer there are by, like, actual, professional singers. It's like doing of cover of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
7 months ago
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The issue with all other covers of Santa Baby is that I can only really buy that Eartha Kitt could actually succeed at doing that. When everyone else sings it, I feel like deep down they know they can't fuck Santa. Eartha Kitt KNOWS she's fucking him later.
7 months ago
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I wish I had the confidence of people who eat their groceries before they buy them.
7 months ago
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Its Christmas now. I dont make the rules
#NewProfilePic
8 months ago
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It's the cranberry log day
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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We're reaching a level of high visual fidelity where these movies stop looking good.
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8 months ago
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forgot to change my profile after halloween. this is the problem with not knowing what day it is
8 months ago
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Underrated plot point in A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge promises to be a better person going forward, and then immediately employs child labor so he can get a turkey.
8 months ago
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"High as a kite" is a funny phrase, because since it was coined we've developed things that can go considerably higher than kites. So now the baseline level of "absurd highness" for something to acheive is not even that high all things considered
9 months ago
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I love headlines that kill any semblance of my interest in the last sentance
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9 months ago
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