Put in terms GoFundMericans can understand, that’s 35,000 rounds of chemo treatment

We all enjoy fiddle music now and then, it’s just getting awfully smoky

We’re quickly approaching the Singularity between the Senate and House of Representatives.

It's crazy that the political venn diagram of some of my fellow citizens and me only includes a sliver that says "Fuck The Penny" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The electorate the voted for him is evenly split between the Need a Ballroom voters and the Need a Big Boat voters

The NY Times Connection game and I have deeply differing views on films

Why is my feed overrun with resistance slop? I’m as left as they come but I hate this shit.

watching the constant gop weaponization of govt and reconciling it with how democrats said they can't do good stuff because the unelected senate parliamentarian said no

Welcome to the Resistance Tucker Carlson. Tuckanda Forever!

If a character on Euphoria was cast on the show Euphoria, I think they’d quit because they found it too degrading.

Last week, a gentleman returned this rather dilapidated copy of this famous book to us after 50 years. He had found it in his attic! Presumably this means there is a pristine copy somewhere in our libraries....

He’s a high level negotiator in that he’s negotiating at a high level. Just because all of the hostages in his negotiations always get killed, and he has a financial interest in the company insuring the bank against robberies, doesn’t mean he’s not a negotiator.

I’m a sucker for mid-20th century Disney nature documentaries. They speak with such certainty and anthropomorphize so shamelessly it makes you want to drink 3 gimlets and imagine a future with flying cars.

Render unto Caesar a 2% +/- margin of error.

I haven’t checked the new for a day. Are we now in a Nicholas Cage movie?

How do looksmaxxers explain jolie laide? I’m genuinely curious.

The McDonald’s KPop Demon Hunter tie in is an Adult Happy Meal. Is this a thing now? My child was very disappointed (and could care less about a Mario tie in toy). She also hates McDonalds so it’s basically an overpriced blind box with French Fries.

Throwin it up

would travel across the city to go to a Socialist themed supermarket in the style of Trader Joe’s. Red rose cookies. Giant mural of Rosa Luxemburg. Little bell by checkout that plays the first few notes of the Internationale. Frozen meals labeled “Bella Chow”!

Pope Lenny wouldn’t stand for any of this bullshit

It’s crazy that after Godzilla attacks America in this film, the US goes on to bomb a Middle Eastern country for some inexplicable reason

The more I learn about AI the dumber I find it. One measure lf a models speed is Tokens per second, i.e. hit fast outputs text. For some tasks this is valuable. But when using it for writing and other tasks it’s being used for, absolutely meaningless.

All the kids from Stranger Things grew up and voted for Vecna despite him trying to kill them all, because he had experience with world domination and wasn’t beholden to secret government elites.

Lots of voters held their noses and voted the Cthulhu because they did not like what they were seeing in Red Hook

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Everyone you meet has an obscure and inconsequential hill they are willing to die on and without the internet you’d never get a glimpse of this landscape. It’s a horrific place and you should be kind to yourself and put down your phone.

Why is an insectoid demon supervising Trump giving last rights to Jeffrey Epstein?

The US just announced a blockade on The Pearly Gates. St. Peter has been informed by the US military that any angels guiding people to ascension will be fired upon until the Pope officially announces War if Good.

They’re now planning to construct a multi-million gold plated bus lane next to the new East Wing specifically for JD Vance to lie down in when commanded.

The difference between a con man and a cult leader, is a cult leader can employee groupthink and rationalization to neutralize cognitive dissonance on his followers and con men just skip town. His followers will always stay true, his marks are angry.

This machine kills fascists

The difference between a con man and a cult leader, is a cult leader can employee groupthink and rationalization to neutralize cognitive dissonance on his followers and con men just skip town. His followers will always stay true, his marks are angry.

Gee, my life’s a funny thing

Was Twin Peaks the containment lab of the Woke Mind Virus? RFK, JR is sending the Wuhan team to investigate.

“If I have seen further, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants” Sir Isaac Mooston

breaks my heart when people eat nonfat greek yogurt. like reading a Simple English translation of a nabokov novel

There is only one True Mario. And his name is Lou Albano. Behold the 1989 classic from the golden age of television.

I unapologetically love NASA. It is the best the US has to offer. It is one of the few things that makes me feel patriotic.

Does anyone know the resolution of this photo? I’m wondering how many “Enhance”s we get before it gets blurry.

On the way to school my daughter told me The early Bird gets the worm and I told her The early worm gets eaten.

To be great at writing it also helps to be great at Reading

I know the president is a profoundly dumb and unserious person. I just didn’t realize the market was as well. Like did the honestly think he would become smart and walk out saying he solved the idiotic mess he himself made?

The internet has really gone down hill. Gold like this just doesn’t get mined anymore. Bluesky will never been this unhinged or fun

Is there a Dunning-Kruger equivalent for Shame?

Happy International People Who Are Not Funny Who Work In Tech and Marketing Day!

Further cementing my Never Going to Florida stance.

Doves are back and have a new nest

It's really weird that there's one hole in the body that needs a separate insurance coverage. How did they decide that? Was it the guardians of that hole, who have to go to a special hole school, while the other hole specialist go to normal medical school, that demanded special hole insurance?

As the temperature drops into the weekend, never has this felt more on point.