*studio audience hooting for a minute straight*

wallahi the lakers are cooked

2 egg whites Italian sausage patty Giardiniera relish spread On an Asiago bagel Breakfastmaxxing

this thread…

Girl the capitalism

…immediately followed by Triumph of the Will

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Corporate America bending the knee (among other things) to the right wing…it would funny if it wasn’t so completely embarrassing

most unserious show on television

Selling our moral principles for the mythical median moderate that doesn’t actually exist…good luck you feckless dipshits

Will you post one more take and risk getting canceled? Or take home the clout you've already won?

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

most random ‘80s revival since punky brewster

Please tell me why my YouTube Shorts feed is presently 60% food and 40% clips of Bombshell?

Fuck, am I gonna have to get the Roku streaming service no one knows exists?

happy gilmore 2 the most “sure, I guess” movie of the year; what do you want me to say?

I actually think Evers would have probably won a third term given the current GOP slate of prospects, but this I think was ultimately the right decision

never thought i’d see a season of big brother where there’s a cast so chaotic that rachel reilly is considered the normal one but here the fuck we are #bb27

They used to beat people in the street for saying things like this

“Jennifer Aniston and her hypnotist boyfriend”

Glory

Just fell to my knees in a Jimmy John’s

Just put the fries in the bag, dude

Locked from X at the moment so I guess I’m #BB27 posting here…I already apologize

Happy birthday @daresaypj.bsky.social!

Well, you can’t spell antisemitism without AI…

no one: leeza gibbons in robocop:

Big ass Wisconsin W

Paramount? More like Paramount-ing on Trump’s dick

got a very last minute invite to join a Chicago Pride parade tagalong tomorrow

Note to self: after a long day of work, I DO want to see that!

trying to do the stand as one movie is like trying to cook a four course meal with only eggs and bbq sauce in your fridge

birds of a feather grope together

chile…

god bless america indeed

fucking embarrassing

happy Juneteenth to all my people who have to work today

the only solace i find in this is that john fogerty is very litigious

I went to see Materialists, does that count?

post pride fatigue isn’t a real medical condition but it’s definitely what the fuck I’ve got this week damn

you gays are so exhausting (complimentary)

i miss made for tv movies

Clay Aiken’s Invisible is playing in this bar right now and…I am WAY too high for this

they put crack in the patio potato chips from trader joe’s

Shows that were on the air the last time the Pacers made the NBA Finals: 3rd Rock from the Sun Ally McBeal Touched by an Angel Just Shoot Me Moesha NYPD Blue Walker Texas Ranger The Drew Carey Show

Target's bold "Pride" collection this year features a colorless hoodie with the words "Out Loud & Proud" written teeny tiny only the string.

I’ve already gone to the movies more this year than I have any other year I’ve been alive