Monoid Mary
@argumatronic.bsky.social
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just a solarpunk hillbilly living in the gasoline crack of history i get my glory in the desert rain
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for those of you who know me from elsewhere, i haven't been doing social media a lot, but i have been trying to write more on substack. i wrote this on mother's day, and ... it's kinda still where i'm at. trying to figure out how to enter a new phase of my life.
thestore.substack.com/p/mothers
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Mothers
she knows the shape you're in
https://thestore.substack.com/p/mothers
over 1 year ago
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Chris Martin
12 days ago
Yardwork is one of the places where the tradeoffs of mechanization are most visible to me. There are powered machine that make fairly quick and complete work of laborious chores, but they do so by turning a pleasant day of a family working together into one intense noisy activity dad does by […]
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very offensive to me that the bots have been allowed to say things that humans say for performative casualness reasons ("hang tight," "no worries") bots have no reason to speak this way! there is no casualness to perform here!
27 days ago
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difficult to know where to hide money now that literally every adult has lost their entire goddamn minds
about 1 month ago
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we must keep and protect weirdos who do stuff like this
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about 1 month ago
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as we're waiting in the queue to go up and receive communion, everyone who is on their way back to their seat is touching friends on the shoulder or arm in greeting, shaking hands, smiling at each other. i think i don't care if anyone believes in god, more people need this in their lives.
about 1 month ago
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Chris Martin
about 1 month ago
We will be remembered as the era that talked about the end of scarcity while enjoying the last of the abundance
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thinking about designing a utopia, hmu if you want in
about 1 month ago
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sgazzetti
about 2 months ago
If you would like to make your five-year-old daughter scream, location is in the alt text.
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unfortunately (or fortunately?) i managed, in homeschool, to convey to my kids very intuitive understandings of a lot of science and math concepts and not a lot of "answer 10 multiple choice math questions in 5 minutes" kind of skill. i'm not super convinced the latter is useful outside school.
about 2 months ago
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this is really neat! saving this to use with my grandkids lol
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about 2 months ago
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the strange thing is, i'm starting to feel this way about almost all online writing, not just LLM-generated writing. almost no one has anything new to say! no one is ever off the computer so everything they have to say is just recycled stuff people say on the computer!
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about 2 months ago
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chris has this memory for exact quotes, particularly when he heard them rather than read them but even from reading he seems to remember exact details, while i never remember exact quotes or details because my mind seems to always be "gisting" everything
about 2 months ago
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one of my least popular opinions, surely, is that science fiction is pretty awful as a genre, but neal stephenson is an exception
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about 2 months ago
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i read a whole article about trying to recapture platinum from roadside dust just because they kept using the phrase "the complexity of the dust matrix"
about 2 months ago
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good thread, and interesting to me that reid and chris landed in such a similar place on this topic
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about 2 months ago
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i said my husband talks about Claude a lot, and this is the upshot: it's about as helpful in his job as IntelliJ was 16 years ago, maybe a little more just because LLMs, with a deep history of machine translation, help with the translation tasks between the various languages a programmer has to know
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about 2 months ago
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me: why am i so tired chris: because you have been working ceaselessly for 20 years
about 2 months ago
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i'm never going to recover from the incident in which i was re-telling James Marriott's "Post-Literate Society" to a table full of people younger than me and one bright young zoomer said, "oh yeah i think i saw a video about that"
about 2 months ago
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i'm not quite at this stage, but, look, if your husband works with Claude, he is going to talk about Claude a lot and you, well, you're still going to be in the desert of the real
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about 2 months ago
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it's crazy to have lived through this cycle where shipping wasn't usually fast, through the onset of modern Amazon-driven logistics, to now it's so "over-optimized" that it's become unreliable again so now if i actually need something i have to go to a store, no matter how far away it is
about 2 months ago
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we're going to democratize app-making what that means for you, the consumer, is that soon you'll be pestered by your neighborhood lemonade stand kids and church youth pastors to install their apps
2 months ago
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part of my techno-askesis involves never flying and so i did not know that it's become a thing to not include a carryon bag in the regular ticket pricing and seriously how are people still putting up with this
2 months ago
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apparently my husband's newest coworker just asked him why he has a shoutout in the preface to haskellbook L M A O
2 months ago
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@karim.bsky.social
maaaaan i been meaning to text you, i'm so sorry i haven't.
2 months ago
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we had a sort of natural Chinese (Russian) Room thing going on in our house when our elder son, who did not speak Russian, memorized a bunch of Russian songs, apparently flawlessly, which fooled some Russian and Ukrainian people into thinking he spoke Russian
2 months ago
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
education standards aim toward skills that are easily evaluated by computers, which steers the content itself toward skills that are redundant to what computers can do
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Benjamin Riley
2 months ago
Ted Chiang memorably and metaphorically described AI as a “blurry JPEG of the web” but in this thread we see it functioning to blot out and sanitize history, quite literally.
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if you have a premise that AI will be smarter than humans, it is always presumed you mean that there will be great improvements in the AI, but the degradation of the latter is another way to make the statement true.
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2 months ago
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
a computer is a rube goldberg machine for copying strings
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OH: "who would have thought kids would be spending so much time on the computer in school that we'd overrun a 32-bit integer"
2 months ago
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me: ok, it's settled, next year will be garden sabbath year. what are we going to do with all our free time? husband: we should write a new operating system
2 months ago
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i know the answer, but if you try to tell people they usually get super mad at you
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2 months ago
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arachnocapitalist
2 months ago
enjoy PROGRAMMING? why not try Haskell Job? we got: - which of these processes ate the whole connection pool - no seriously why did the db just do that - wait it's working now - no the db's still fucked - idk what happened I guess it fixed itself - monad tutorial guy
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
our ancestors wallowing in the mud dreamed only of being able to quickly spin up a proof of concept for an app
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
Of what signal was received and translated, the only sentence perceptible with any certainty was: "Uncrossable distance between planets is essential to livestock management."
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some pretty bad presidents own some pretty great pop culture moments, unfortunately
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2 months ago
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we planted some wild grape vines about five years ago and have been letting them climb all over our tall cedar hedges and YOU GUYS they are going to make grapes for the first time this year!
2 months ago
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
technically all education is PE
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Jon Hegglund
2 months ago
Natasha Bedingfield outlines a politically resonant theory of contingency in her 2004 single, “Unwritten.” In this essay, I will
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last summer my son's gf brought me a bunch of green pine cones and wanted to make mugolio, an ingredient i have never tasted let alone made. been letting it sit and ferment and work for like ten months now and i've decided it's done and it's a such a strange flavor, like eating the forest floor.
2 months ago
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bob
2 months ago
1. pick a niche field that most people aren't paying attention to 2. invent a new name for some technique 3. use that technique to make incremental progress in that field 4. pretend the field didn't exist before and your result was starting from zero 5. assuming you started from zero […]
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every time i complain about how we still have too many homegrown berries in the freezer from last summer, my darling husband says, "you can't grow a significant amount of food on your own"
2 months ago
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trying to decide if having a "fleet of antique thinkpads" makes me sound cool or like an asshole, it's such a fine line if i mention they run nixos and i wrote a book about haskell on one of them, that clearly pushes it well over into "asshole" range
2 months ago
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
When people talk about "AI safety" in terms of tuning prompts to lower the probability that something bad will come out of the LLM, it reminds me of when kids are doing something stupid and you say "be careful" and they just say "okay!" instead of ceasing to do that thing
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if you make wine at home, sometimes you can hear them screaming at each other, "it's not my fault! this is a collective action problem!"
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2 months ago
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
2 months ago
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once again thinking of how certain yeasts put into a vat of sugar water consume all the sugars so rapidly, converting them to alcohol, that they all die
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2 months ago
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> When Kamala Harris speaks, Nicole Holliday hears her multicultural background and distinctly California roots. if you need to maintain
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, you must never talk to linguists
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2 months ago
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Chris Martin
2 months ago
What Guglielmo Marconi built was a fucking terrible radio system based on an entirely wrong guess about what wavelengths would be suitable for long-distance transmission, but it mattered because people just needed to see something at all work to believe that anything could work
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look, i'm not saying i believe that the AI is the Antichrist, but sometimes the AI discourse does remind me of Bird Box
2 months ago
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