Chris Martin
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Talk shit about boomers while you can, because it's the millennial generation who will be remembered by history as retiring at the onset of the oil crisis
about 4 hours ago
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I sort of fell into the trap of thinking that eta reduction was absolutely no big deal, it really hit me hard to notice again that in JS, a.f is not the same function as (x) => a.f(x)
about 6 hours ago
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man, "claude can fix this feature" as a distraction from seeing "we should not have this feature at all" is a serious hazard
about 8 hours ago
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It's AI services being expensive, rather than AI services adding to productivity, that seems to me a much more likely real path toward these systems replacing employees.
about 10 hours ago
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RE:
https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116359360109706719
no containers! no yaml!
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about 12 hours ago
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If you're mad that shit in the browser is always moving around while you're trying to read or click on stuff, just remember you have Netscape to thank. Web pages used to load, render, and stop. Shit moving around is a 1990s innovation built for an internet in which partially rendering a page was [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116359503739283204
about 13 hours ago
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I have learned that a chicken run should be designed to avoid any situation where birds can see each other through wire fencing without a *very* obvious way around it. We currently have one spot from which birds can see their coop but would have to go back around a building to get to it, and [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116359476459536154
about 13 hours ago
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It's wild seeing the two sets of people talk past each other on "ai keeps making the same dumb mistakes our best engineers don't make" and "our mid-level engineers keep making the same dumb mistakes that ai doesn't make"
about 15 hours ago
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Tonight we watched CODE RUSH (2000), a documentary about Netscape's launch of Mozilla. It felt... pathetic
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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The project is called ctrl+shifted, and we're going to try to get out a few short posts a week, of various sorts.
https://ctrlshifted.substack.com/p/vignette-web-page-designer-1998
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Vignette: Web Page Designer, 1998
Itβs 1998, and I am going to be a web developer.
https://ctrlshifted.substack.com/p/vignette-web-page-designer-1998
2 days ago
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the greatest trick Yahoo! ever pulled was convincing the world it was just silly
2 days ago
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Tonight we have been reading and recollecting to figure out what ruined the internet, and I think I have arrived at a theory. The impact of javascript was really very minimal for a long time. The pivot occurs around 2005 with Gmail, a legitimately good service that fills a real need. The side [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116345185100364625
3 days ago
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In Silicon Valley, is the Jack Barker character supposed to be Jim Barksdale, CEO of Netscape?
3 days ago
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If there was any doubt about whether I was ever going to collect on social security, I think my reaching 65 coinciding with the end of oil just about seals it.
3 days ago
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Most transmission protocols can switch to post-quantum crypto and be fine, and people holding cryptocurrencies can migrate to different signing schemes if blockchains add support, but there is gonna be a hella funny debate about what to do with the lost Satoshi BTC
3 days ago
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I don't understand why, when we look for explanations of gambling addition, we feel like we have to reach back through an evopsych lens to some paleolithic man's stochastic reward experience of an elk hunt. Your entire life, in the large and in the small, consists of trying things that don't [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116342572787175868
4 days ago
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Got an iphone from work and it's the first time I've used an apple device made within the past ten years. It's weird. There's a bunch of ways in which the thing is kinda slick, but it seems like it's all for the device's own vanity. I don't know why I would pay for this, I don't understand how [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116339181676136356
4 days ago
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some 15 years ago I saw toy quadcopters and immediately said this is going to transform warfare, I kinda don't get how it took this long for armies to cotton onto the idea
4 days ago
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What is the merit of user avatar graphics?
4 days ago
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Yeah why spend eighty bucks on a pager, when you could spend three hundred bucks on a phone and install the PagerDuty app on it
4 days ago
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reposted by
Chris Martin
abadidea
5 days ago
IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
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RE:
https://social.treehouse.systems/@bodil/116328578684084741
This is what technology is. For any invention, there are some applications for which is it very suitable. Those benefits are often dwarfed by misapplications and side effects.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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I met a boy today who excitedly wanted to tell me about a gacha game on his phone. He explained that it is like gambling, but without money. He said there are seven tiers of items to pull, including epic and legendary. I'm afraid for the future.
5 days ago
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When search engines showed up on the scene, it was also difficult for people to develop the skill to use them when they worked well, without falling into the trap of wasting a bunch of time on bad results.
5 days ago
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I think the end of Witness is really amazing, and understated - I didn't get it when I was younger. The movie culminates in this big action sequence. Book doesn't win the fight. The boy finally does what he knew all along he was supposed to do, which is ring the bell. A dozen dudes from [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116332818820706843
5 days ago
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I think mathematicians tend to want to claim parts of human activity that don't really belong to them. People will say some shit like "Knitting is math!" as if they're magnanimously pretending they respect the low class. Maybe some of your math is knitting! Maybe the thing you're talking about [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116332500371930122
5 days ago
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I talked to a Guy today and dude I gotta tell you the common man is angry about big data center builds
5 days ago
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Is there a way to start a business organized in such a way that it in some meaningful sense *cannot* be sold? As a software user I would like to prefer services that aren't eventually going to do the sort of major rug-pull change of management that happens when a startup sells out, and as the [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116332042070747301
5 days ago
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Wondering how often github services have to be down before we call it an existential risk to the business
6 days ago
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it's crop-dusting day, motherfuckers
6 days ago
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Traditional software, dogshit: > docker run (docker build -q .) validate /config/default.yaml Error: accepts 0 arg(s), received 1 Claude, uses words to explain things: > β― why isn't this fish command working docker run (docker build -q .) validate /config/default.yaml > The collector expects [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116330498224511333
6 days ago
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Chris Martin
Prof. Sam Lawler
6 days ago
"Using a global bovine density dataset, previously published satellite casualty probability code, and a complete lack of funding to do this calculation carefully enough for submission to a peer-reviewed journal, we calculate a β 0.3β1% chance of a cow-sualty in NZ from reentering Starlink Gen2 [β¦]
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Original post on mastodon.social
https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116327656123118342
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I don't understand how browsers have gotten so much worse. I thought we were making progress when the pop-up blocker was invented, but now popups are back with a force, and plus websites can automatically start playing videos
6 days ago
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Now that I've disabled every single feature in the vivaldi url bar and turned it into a plain text input field, I've realized that I actually flinch when I start interacting with it, because I'm anticipating surprising things happening
6 days ago
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I forgot about Modest Mouse for a long time but been listening to The Golden Casket (2021) lately and still like them a lot
6 days ago
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my screen is covered in just three terminals running claude code and I feel like absolute jackass
6 days ago
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It would be neat if programming languages were languages, not complete tech stacks that each requires its own copy of all of software that's ever been written
6 days ago
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I wish people would stop using "memory leak" to refer to algorithms with poor space complexity. That's not a leak, a leak implies permanent loss, allocations that are never freed.
7 days ago
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Coming up on my laptop's tenth birthday. They last a lot longer than they used to now that there's no moving parts
7 days ago
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you'll all be happy to know the US jet fuel consumption and groping system is back to 100% operational status
7 days ago
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I believe it is possible to run an entire engineering department that consists solely of repeatedly triaging confused bug reports for low-incidence known issues that have been decided aren't worth fixing
7 days ago
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So the complaint is... mostly an aesthetic one?
7 days ago
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The software industry on the whole never really learned how to write code comments fluently; usually explanations of parameters in particular are either absent or, when an effort is made, it's things like (flibbertygibbet: boolean) /* Whether or not to flibbertygibbet. */ which are both [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116320692318530369
7 days ago
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"AI can complete a task with clear acceptance criteria" would threaten my job if I ever received a task with clear acceptance criteria.
7 days ago
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Yet another incredibly stupid reason Claude Code adds to the development experience is that it's very good about actually killing any processes it starts. Most shells and command line tools are pathetically bad about this.
8 days ago
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Culturally, music piracy of the late 90s opened the door for unauthorized incorporation of text into LLMs. We put a lot of work into making the case that you do *not* have a natural rights over intellectual property; at best you may have profit rights over commercial activity, if lost sales can [β¦]
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Original post on functional.cafe
https://functional.cafe/@chris__martin/116319624911426011
8 days ago
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I don't think it's simply obvious whether "immediate access to all information" enhances the general rate of innovation by providing resources, or stifles it by acting as a force toward conformity that squanders the exploratory potential of a large and diverse global population.
8 days ago
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julie and I have finally started writing our manifesto
8 days ago
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I don't understand why there's a meta tag that you have to put on every html page that means "don't make this tiny as fuck on mobile browsers"
8 days ago
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