Happy Slapsgiving to all who celebrate!

Mini-HIMYM Reunion Alert! Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders star in the audiobook of my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. On sale now: www.harpercollins.com/products/tha...

The whole story started at @wesleyanuniversity.bsky.social!

From now through November 29, it’s Buy 2, Get 1 FREE on my book THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED at @target! They make a great stocking stuffer!

Turns out, MAGA *does* love DEI...they're from ALL OVER THE WORLD!

When Trump said he'd be good for farmers, he meant of the bot varietal.

The guy from The Real World doesn’t live in it.

My debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, made the @csmonitor.bsky.social "November's 10 Best List" (Not sure how I'm on a list alongside Salman Rushdie, but here we are!). www.csmonitor.com/layout/set/a...

ATTN Wesleyan University folks! I'm discussing my new novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, @ the Wesleyan RJ Julia Bookstore with my How I Met Your Mother co-creator and fellow Wes alum, Carter Bays! Thursday, 12/11. 6:00 PM. Come say hi! @wesleyanuniversity.bsky.social rjjulia.com/event/2025-1...

Good press! If you think you might want to buy my book sooner or later, can I convince you to do so sooner rather than later? Early sales numbers help boost visibility and convince booksellers that the thing's, ya know, *selling*! Link to buy @ craigthomaswriter.com/novel

Good press! If you think you might want to buy my book sooner or later, can I convince you to do so sooner rather than later? Early sales numbers help boost visibility and convince booksellers that the thing's, ya know, *selling*! Link to buy @ craigthomaswriter.com/novel

Maybe Trump's long-awaited amazing new health-care plan is in The Epstein Files?

NEVER FORGET!!!! 🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Appreciate the kind words about my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, from my alma mater (let's go, @wesleyanuniversity.bsky.social!): "Thomas delivers a sharp, funny, and heartfelt novel that’s as compulsively readable as it is thoughtful." (Link in bio!)

Very cool that Josh Radnor and I got to be guests on The Office Ladies, to The Office + HIMYM, with the legendary Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

Loved this conversation!

I was honored to be on @npr.org's All Things Considered to discuss my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. Their mini-review: "The novel blends sharp satire of Hollywood with a deeply personal look at family, marriage, and raising a child with disabilities." www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...

Check out the audiobook for That's Not How It Happened on Spotify! open.spotify.com/show/73N5aMs...

Had a great conversation on the Enable podcast about my debut novel, out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dlr...

Check out this petition to keep HIMYM on Netflix, created by my wonderful co-creator Carter's daughter! www.change.org/p/keep-how-i...

Listened to half yesterday, currently at 75% and on track to finish today. It’s very good. Get the audiobook.

Take a deep dive with @himymcraig.bsky.social on HIMYM, why disability representation is so important, and writing his debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, on the Debutiful Podcast with @vitcavage.bsky.social! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7HSD...

Had a great conversation with Adam Vitcavage on the Debutiful podcast about my debut novel THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, out now everywhere you get your books! debutiful.net/2025/11/05/d...

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Thank you, @variety.com, for this thoughtful feature on my debut novel, which came out TODAY! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Book Tour for THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED...activate! Tomorrow night in Long Island (where I'm from!)... Friday night in L.A. (where we made #HIMYM for a decade!)... To all the places I've lived: Please come say hi if you can!!

Thanks to @debutiful.bsky.social for these wonderful words!

Honored my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, is on this list!

I was lucky to be a guest on "If We Knew Then - Down Syndrome Podcast" with amazing parents and podcasters, Lori and Stephen Saux, to discuss my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, and the joys and complexities of raising children with a disability. open.spotify.com/show/7vBwogR...

Thanks to The Onion AV Club for selecting my debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, as one of their November reads! The book's out Tues, 11/4 but pre-order today at craigthomaswriter.com/novel! www.avclub.com/book-club-cr...

My book comes out on Tuesday, 11/4 -- FOUR days away! -- and these are the book events I have lined up for next week...please come if you possibly can!

Honored to be a book of the month! Pre-order now: www.harpercollins.com/products/tha...

Here’s what my novel looks like on Ted Mosby’s drafting table. As a tribute to Ted, I sat here and wrote the entire thing in longhand ok that’s not how it happened, but wouldn’t that be cool? Pre-order THAT’S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED at craigthomaswriter.com/novel or wherever you buy books! #himym

Thank you, People for including my debut novel, THAT’S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED in Friday's issue as one of the “Best New Books” iand for describing it as “poignant.” Pre-order the book (or audiobook w/ Josh Radnor + Cobie Smulders!) today at craigthomaswriter.com or wherever you buy books!

I'm doing a book talk + reading at Theodore's in Oyster Bay Long Island on 11/5 with the wonderful Brenda Janowitz! RSVP here: www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

My debut novel is out 11/4 but please PRE-ORDER TODAY! Pre-orders boost visibility, plus we're raising money for kids w/ disabilities, like my son, who inspired this novel! This is my favorite thing I've ever written besides HIMYM. Pre-order @ craigthomaswriter.com/novel or wherever you buy books!

Long Islanders: I'm doing a book event for my debut novel oat THEODORE'S BOOKS in Oyster Bay on Wednesday, November 5th at 7 PM, moderated by a wonderful author (and fellow Long Island native), Brenda Janowitz. I'd love to see you there if you can make it!

To be crystal clear: trump is talking about taxpayers paying him millions of dollars as some sort of restitution because he was investigated for sending a mob to the US capitol on Jan 6th to overthrow the 2020 election. That might just be he most f*cked up thing he’s done since Jan 6th…

My debut novel, THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, drops two weeks from today! The audiobook features my buddy Josh Radnor, whose kind words in the video below mean the world to me! Pre-order at craigthomaswriter.com/novel or wherever you buy books.

SEASON 2 OF "HOW WE MADE YOUR MOTHER" STARTS RIGHT NOW, no need to wait for it... Go to howwemadeyourmother.com or wherever you get podcasts.

This was a good one. #NoKings

Heartbreaking. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

"George Santos got pardoned by the president" feels like something fake George Santos made up about George Santos.

So excited to join the Office Ladies Network for our upcoming season, dropping October 20th! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts? MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

Find our hot-off-the-presses HWMYM S2 trailer today at howwemadeyourmother.com or wherever you get your podcasts! (Premiere date: 10/20)

LA folks: Please come say hi if ya can at the Burbank Book Festival on 11/8!

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

It shouldn't be this comfortable to be a bigot in America right now.