Discussing this with @acereject.bsky.social earlier today, and I still think it beats the shite out of Enterprise's explanation

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

80. Maskerade by Terry Pratchett Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg visit the Ankh-Morpork Opera House to find Agnes Nitt, and get caught up in the hunt for the Opera Ghost Terry reread, and The Phantom Of The Opera gets the Discworld treatment. The fatphobia hasn't aged well, but it's good otherwise

79. Lake Yellowwood Slaughter Gavin Guidry (a) Alejandro Arbona (w) Chris O'Halloran (c) Camp Yellowwood is back in business 25 years after gruesome murders, it's 1983 and the survivors are dropping off their kids A KS, it's the official adaptation of an Italian slasher that never was, hits the spot

78. The Knives Ed Brubaker (w) Sean Phillips (a) Jacob Phillips (c) A CRIMINAL epic, with three journeys winding around each other for a decade I don't know how much more I can say about both Criminal and the Brubaker/Phillips team, but they're masters of the craft and this is excellent

77. Earthdivers Omnibus Stephen Graham Jones (w) Davide Gianfelice, Riccardo Burchielli, Patricio Depeche, Emily Schall (a) Earth is dying, and a group of Indigenous outcasts have discovered a time-travel portal to stop the cause: America Great story and art, one I'll need to reread soon

I'm so far behind on my reading posts

Starting off, I know this is a me thing But I saw the trailers for One Battle After Another and Marty Supreme and there was no draw, at all It might just be DiCaprio and Chalamet, or that the trailers weren't communicating the films well, but it's been odd hearing how good they are

But at what cost?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

#TonightsMovie part 2 is Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park, from Michael Crichton's novel, and starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Bob Peck, Martin Ferrero, BD Wong, Samuel L. Jackson, Wayne Knight, Joseph Mazzello, and Ariana Richards Trailer youtu.be/_jKEqDKpJLw

#TonightsMovie is Alexander Payne's The Holdovers, starring Paul Giamatti, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, and Dominic Sessa Trailer youtu.be/AhKLpJmHhIg

Because I was killing time in a record shop on the way to the cinema today, a thought has lodged in my brain: 🧵Album Covers By Comics Artists🧵 In no particular order Feel free to contribute

#TonightsMovie (plural) this afternoon at @glasgowfilmtheatre.bsky.social is Maurice Elvey and George Ridgwell's Silent Sherlock: Three Classic Cases; from A Scandal In Bohemia, The Golden Pince-Nez, and The Final Problem by Arthur Conan Doyle; and starring Eille Norwood and Hubert Willis

Stupid thought of my day: I wonder has anyone ever Freudian slipped and said they were going to "drain the balls" when they were getting mozzarella ready?

So, somehow had failed to realise that my favourite Nolan Batman film turned 20 this year, so at just about the last second, let's... Begin.

#TonightsMovie part 2 is Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley's Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves, from the TTRPG by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson, and starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Regé-Jean Page, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, and Hugh Grant Trailer youtu.be/IiMinixSXII

#TonightsMovie is Yugo Sakamoto's Baby Assassins: Nice Days (ベイビーわるきゅーれ ナイスデイズ 🇯🇵), starring Akari Takaishi, Saori Izawa, Sôsuke Ikematsu, Atsuko Maeda, Mondo Otani, Kaibashira, Karuma, Atom Mizuishi, and Tomo Nakai Trailer youtu.be/gKGRaNzLt8M

Boxing Day jigsaw puzzle: complete! Sláine by Simon Bisley, for The Horned God written by Pat Mills, and published by 2000 AD Cheers mam! Took me about 6 hours

#TonightsMovie part 2 is Ted Post's Hang 'Em High, starring Clint Eastwood, Inger, Stevens, Ed Begley, Pat Hingle, Ben Johnson, Charles McGraw, Ruth White, Bruce Dern, Alan Hale Jr., Arlene Golonka, James Westerfield, Dennis Hopper, L. Q. Jones, and Mark Lenard Trailer youtu.be/FtxTu-NTebg

When you're in danger of the mother-in-law putting on the king's speech

#TonightsMovie with the Shortarse, Bob, and @acereject.bsky.social is Jeff Fowler's Sonic The Hedgehog 3, from the Sega games, starring Jim Carrey, Ben Schwartz, Krysten Ritter, Natasha Rothwell, Shemar Moore, James Marsden, Tika Sumpter, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Idris Elba, and Keanu Reeves

Currently double-checking my way through my solution for getting around the ingenious Markies thinking of "you need 3 ovens at different temperatures or 1 oven and 4 microwaves"

Morning all! youtu.be/7jPwG6TKDRo?...

#TonightsMovie part 2 is Mike Hodges' Flash Gordon, from Alex Raymond's comic strip, and starring Sam J. Jones, Melody Anderson, Max von Sydow, Topol, Ornella Muti, Timothy Dalton, Brian Blessed, Peter Wyngarde, Mariangela Melato, Richard O'Brien, and Robbie Coltrane Trailer youtu.be/O6uOHnxf85g

Abolish the House of Lords, RT if you want it gone. Tear it down.

#TonightsMovie is Renny Harlin's The Long Kiss Goodnight, starring Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Amandes, Yvonne Zima, Brian Cox, Patrick Malahide, Craig Bierko, and David Morse Trailer youtu.be/dYpVQraaTZ4

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die.

Seeing as it's Christmas eve, it's time for my favourite Christmas song Afternoon all! youtu.be/NJ6kJ7GWtv0?...

hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further! (alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic

"His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few people." Maskerade by Terry Pratchett

Don't know why but I woke up with Runrig's Rocket To The Moon playing in my head youtu.be/GDcs2nB8CQA?...

I participate rather than celebrate, and while I love cooking for people I don't enjoy the confines of the traditional dinner, so I guess I'm at least smeared What I always enjoyed was Hogmanay, celebrating with friends and family that we made it through another one, remembering those who didn't

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

#TonightsMovie part 3 is Josef von Sternberg's Blonde Venus, from Marlene Dietrich's short story Mother Love, and starring Marlene Dietrich, Herbert Marshall, Cary Grant, and Dickie Moore Trailer mubi.com/en/films/blo...

#TonightsMovie part 2, finishing the Four Film Noir Classics Vol. 3 boxset, is Harry Keller's The Female Animal, starring Hedy Lamarr, Jane Powell, Jan Sterling, George Nader, Jerry Paris, James Gleason, and Gregg Palmer Trailer youtu.be/rW4ovtzscZc

#TonightsMovie on Arrow is Pao Hsueh-li's The Battle Wizard (天龍八部, 'Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils' 🇭🇰), from the novel by Louis Cha, and starring Danny Lee, Tanny Tien Lie, Lam Jan-kei, and Wai Wang Trailer youtu.be/asdLkfFnLQ0

After last year's battle with my mother-in-law's oven, blunt knives, and lack of spick rack, I'm cooking dinner at ours this year But she's gone and bought it from Markies so I'm going to just be a bloody tray-putter-inner So tonight it's Green Arrow chilli time dc.fandom.com/wiki/Green_A...

Because secondary school is all about making you fit into whatever employment box you're going to fit into, not about enjoyment or creativity www.bbc.com/news/article...

Once again a package that I'd specifically asked to be delivered tomorrow is arriving a day early, putting a boot into my plans for the day

Instead of going to see the new Avatar film, you could get yourself Science Fiction Hall of Fame - The Novellas Book 1, which not only includes Call Me Joe by Poul Anderson, THE CLEAR BUT UNCREDITED SOURCE, but also John W Campbell Jr's Who Goes There? which became The Thing / From Another World

Evening all! youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...

#TonightsMovie on Arrow is Steve Barron's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, from the comics by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, and starring Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas, Brian Tochi, Corey Feldman, Josh Pais, Robbie Rist, Kevin Clash, Toshishiro Obata, and James Saito Trailer youtu.be/3y9C_P7dG6s?...

See when some food becomes trendy and it's everywhere it puts me right off it, even if I liked it before or it's something I probably would enjoy Hot honey and sriracha pulled pork on a brioche roll followed by a Dubai chocolate, salted caramel, and Biscoff cheesecake? Bloody menu by Pinterest

#TonightsMovie is Clint Eastwood's High Plains Drifter, starring East Verna Bloom, Mariana Hill, Mitchell Ryan, Jack Ging, and Stefan Gierasch Trailer youtu.be/be2mIVxDrr8?...

Where's my Elvis? Evening all! youtu.be/lBoqmVbwIN4?...

So *guaranteed* not even making Easter

It's your birthday, Duane.

#TonightsMovie is Justin Lin's Star Trek Beyond, starring John Cho, Simon Pegg, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldaña, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin, Joe Taslim, Sofia Boutella, Lydia Wilson, and Idris Elba Trailer youtu.be/XRVD32rnzOw