I talk a lot of shit about Bleach, but even after.... Fuck, TWENTY YEARS?! .... Well, goddamnit, Asterisk still gets me hella hype.

One of my favorite dopamine hits is getting pinged by someone to let me know that a webcomic that we both read has updated. It's a moment of someone thinking about you, and wanting to share a thing that they enjoy. And even that little intimacy can be hard to find in this era of isolation.

Cordelia Clancy is the newest member of the Company. First thing she did when she left the Seventh Andurian Rangers was make sure her Agrotera would never not be seen flying up over the horizon.

So now that tangerine tang has 'banned antifa' we're gonna need a new thing to rally behind. I'm thinking the Anti-Nazi American League or something along those lines.

An offshoot of the Canopian Catgirl Cavalry has arrived to reinforce my Rassalhaugian mercenary force! The Javelin and the Spider are in lesbians with each other. The pilot of the blackjack is a fabulous twink, and the Rifleman is an absolute bear of a milf who-- wait is this just Lancer?

i think jocks (the people) need to start shoving nerds (the 1%) into lockers (take as you will)

Do I feel guilty every time I make up bacon grease fry bread with strawberry jam? Yes. Is this world a capitalistic hell-hole with little hope and less joy? [*Slow sounds of chewing*]

Went down to sunset park with @errinjudgement.bsky.social this morning to hurl discs! I'm still really bad! It was lots of fun! "Yeet--FUCK."

Oh we're so back, Comrades.

The last time I played disc golf, I was still pretending to be a man. I forgot how delightful the sport is and how terrible at it I am. No Vegas park can come close to the madness that was Bremerton, though. We just full on hammer tossed our discs straight through pine trees and down cliff faces.

Last eve I stood outside and I watched a cumulonimbus billow up behind the southern Vegas mountains. She dwarfed them all, towering thousands of feet in the air, her voluminous majesty, wreathed not in purple like the land below, but the most vibrant autumnal hues, set aflame by the falling star.

Enjoy your knees while you can, Kids.

Christopher Michael Tastrophe, I know you'll never read this but I hope you are fucking CHOKING on your hypocrisy today.

Team Cherry has the opportunity to be VERY funny today.

So, in my head, Breakfast at Tiffany's (audry hepburn romance comedy) and Weekend at Bernie's is the same movie. I do not know why but intevitably when I try to make a joke about, say, political figures getting Breakfast at Tiffany'd, it doesn't land.

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Soon, right? Gotta be soon.

After accepting a contract to go protect a child, Blahaj is getting set for deployment.

Nineteen years ago today Pluto was demoted from Planet to Dwarf Planet. I don't know why this made me sad, but it did. And then a few years later, we got this image and in an equally stupid way, it calmed me. Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but it's beautiful, nevertheless.

Yesterday at work I came within a scant 4k points of the high score on our break room's Galaga 88 Machine. C.W's record will fall.

I am invoking "This is Important" protocols on this video. Please proceed to a safe place and watch immediately. 20 seconds in we are treated to the best sight gag I've seen in months and the video only gets better from there.

Hey, do something for me, okay? Tell your favourite trans folks you appreciate 'em, whoever they might be, friends, family, artists/musicians/writers/creators of all stripes, whatever. Go tell something nice, I think we can all use it right now.

I personally think that the old hag deserves to be Cask of Amontillado'd up in her castle with her mold and her cat piss carpets. Cut her internet cable, and let her relevance finally, finally die.

Aww the sweet baby closeted lesbian at work came to ask for relationship advice. And on the one hand holy actual heck I am not the person you should go to for relationship advice. On the other hand, aww she's so baby and knows nothing and I love being an Elder Gay.

Princess and Fizz were patrolling the outskirts of a minor world the Auric 2 FMF has been contracted to protect when a pair of clan warriors pounced upon the mercenaries.

i wish there was a place that wasn't online

I'm local and I hadn't ever seen the interior of the loop before. This is shit!

Mother FUCKER. Rest in peace you absolute King.

OKAY FUCKOS. STRAP DOWN YOUR TITS AND KISS YOUR BUTTS GOODBYE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF COOKING WITH CASSIE. (Hi rose.) What are we making, Oh Succulent Kitchen Queen, Mistress of the Culinary Seas, High Lady Of Spices and Papal Princess of Paprika? I hear you, my adoring audience, cry.

A decade+ on and this one still helps.

WHEN I WAKE UP, WELL I KNOW I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE THE GAL WHO WAKES UP NEXT TO TOADS. WHEN I GO OUT, YEAH I KNOW I'M GONNA BE I'M GONNA BE THE GAL WHO GOES ALONG WITH TOADS. AND I WOULD CAST 500 TOADS AND I WOULD CAST 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE GIRL WHO SUMMONED 1000 TOADS AT YOUR FRONT DOOR.

26. the coolest people in the world are the ones who are truly sincere about the things they love and do irony is for losers

Penzy says now that it's July, we have to stop being Kinky.

"My gallant Mews, good morning." "Meow. Meow meow meow." "I hope you're all quite well." "Meow meow, meow mew, Meow?" "I am in reasonable good health, and happy to meet you all once more!" "Mew meow meow MEOWWWWW, Meow." "Oh I am Cassandra with her Kitties Four." "Meow meow me-meow meow Meow, meow."

My favorite part of Superman was when he said "It's Souper Time" and then man souped all over those guys.

The world is terrible, please enjoy these memes from my various marine biology enthusiast Discord servers

Can we Pokemon Go Back to the summer of 2016 when there was hope for the world?

I absolutely loved Dinotopia as a kid. I still love it, too, I just loved it back then also.

The tattoo that I have always wanted and never gotten: A geode, broken in half, sparkles with pink and blues inside its stone exterior. Just below it, Tak's words: All Things Strive.

Italian beef's been in the cooker for ten hours and I'm soooo ready.

My Platonic One That Got Away just told me that he is fully vanilla. Like, isn't especially turned on by fantasy or scifi races. No particular scenarios get him hot. He's just like "If there's boobs, I get hard." And I genuinely cannot wrap my head around this idea. Imagine being... Just.... Boring?

It's 103 F, no one is home, and my house key broke.

Can I have some gay fairy come and steal me away to be their bride?

One time I was playing an Eldritch Horror TTRPG and one of my beloved partners decided that she was going to play the Heiress to a Grenade Manufacturing Empire. And I just think that's beautiful. Pour one out for the Caracosa Cocktail.

I don't know enough about how hockey is ACTUALLY played, but I get real excited watching my blorbos chase the lil black dot back and forth. Anyways, PWHL SEATTLE. Let's go!

Something you will see with Mamdani, as we did with Corbyn in the UK, is that the "lesser evil" crowd will not be vocal proponents of his campaign,- if anything they will attack him. It is only ever a "lesser evil" if it works in their ideological favour, anything else is to be rejected & crushed.

I want to get off.

TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING