The pressure builds, and we all brace for the inevitable snap. I just fear the break is going to be our backs.

Hands are dumb, y'all. Who invented drawing hands?

Chat GPT can go fuck itself. I made this.

Stop being relevant!

My slow cooker Italian beef sandwiches deserve to be appreciated loudly and loquaciously.

New Year New Me?

A quintessential Blusky experience is strategically deciding which word you're going to misspell in order to fit your entire misive within the arbitrary character limit. Instead of changing a word, though, you could just clip an extraneous consonant somewhere and none will be any the wiser. Perfect.

Only Goblins!

My best idea for 2026:

The logo changed, but the beer did not.

I was q-tipping my ear and I dug too greedily and too deep. Malp.

Rain on Christmas Eve, a Las Vegas Miracle.

Hockey Night In Seattle. I'm not there but I'm jamming along with the crowd from home.

Mechs can have treads and tanks can have legs.

Leviathans!

Happy Nameday to me. 8 years of legally being Cassandra. The darkest point of the season is past us. It'll get brighter from here.

Goblin Supertank, from One Page Rules' Grimdark Future line.

I have always, always said that if I could replace my legs with tank treads I would do so immediately. I think maybe since seeing the Fleens in "Logical Journeys of the Zoombeanies"

Friends, I am happy to report that I am now in possession of an eye that SHOOTS LASERS, and you melonfarmers are gonna feel my wra-- *my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering* Really? *secretary nods dourly* Oh. I meant to say my eye is okay now. Um. That's all. Sorry.

Jemma won't let any of my D&D characters have a tank.

Resting Trastiel Face.

Lookit these little goobers. They ain't done but they're so friggin cute.

cigs, a newspaper and a bottle of wine on a beach in the adriatic would fix me🤌 #porcorosso

Wake Up Dead Man contained some really moving and nuanced depictions of faith; not something I expected from This generation's Funny Gay Detective. As someone who grew up extremely religious and am now... not, rarely have I felt so seen. Don't sleep on Benny Blank's Midnight Nap.

Beware the Nil pipeline, lest you end up like me✨

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I'm real tired, ya'll.

There is a thread on reddit right now that is basically "What is like Legend of the Galactic Heroes that I can watch or read." and I'm going through the list of answers like "Read it, read it, read it, seen it, listened to it, watched it, watched it, read it, played it, mother FUC--"

Fried Shrimp!

Spoilers for an episode of TV from 1988, but I think it's pretty fucked up that goo man killed Tasha Yar.

They wake up at 4 am on Black Friday to go worship at the altar of the Society of the Spectacle. I wake up at 4 am on Black Friday because my tummy hurty. We are not the same.

This is a GREAT game. Also, that's totally a goal.

It's absolutely great to be able to say this again, but HERE WE GO SEATTLE LETS FUCKING GO NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY THE TORRENT.

At the very peak of Sunset Mountain, overlooking the valley of The Meadows stands a tower. Its distant broadcasts are unknown for I cannot peer into the spectrum it sings. It stands, unburdened and unyielding, the only anthropic thing in view. A lighthouse reaching up and piercing shores intangible.

@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social 's Aria Ton'etheral. I put a lot of work into this. Turns out, doing a friend's OC makes you super conscious of every little detail you can muster.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

I will drown you in butter and simmer you in summer wine. I will feast upon your breast in the evening and bask in the warmth of satisfaction.

Putting legs on your snakes is for cowards.

Excuse me my boyfriend ordered no pickles.

Gator Aid!

#DesertBus4Hope, my beloved, welcome back.

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

8 am steak!

What's y'alls favorite magic cards? I think this is the one I'm most pleased to own.

I've been consistently delighted by Dispatch.

Damn it's been a long time since I felt happy on election night.