Sometimes you come across a gem

SO WEIRD

Wrong answers only.

György Ligeti’s Poème symphonique for 100 metronomes

I’m so glad this went through, partially because the results will be hilarious, but even more because Ben humiliated the fuck out of Alex Jones and the Universe is a little bit better place because of it.

Never Again must mean Never Again. To Jews, or to anyone else. (3/3)

there was a point in the rollout of the Franken allegations where there was still some reasonable doubt about his conduct, and then shortly thereafter that was no longer true at no point since the Chronicle article has there been reasonable doubt about Swalwell

The President of the United States is a madman.

Trump’s genocidal threat to commit war crimes is illegal under federal & lnt’l law. The U.S. military swears an oath to the Constitution, not the president. JCS is required to disobey any & all illegal orders. Mike Johnson must immediately call us back to Washington & rein in this mad president.

I went to a small community college. You wouldn’t have heard of it.

Trying to come up with the line «David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel»

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment #australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

Last time I went to Carnegie Hall, Botstein was conducting. Then he turned up on the list. Now I learn that JE took his victims there? I don’t want the pedos staining Carnegie Hall. Levine & the Met was bad enough. But of course they have stained everything.

No thank you, I’m good.

It’s disgusting that any person—much less a sitting member of the United States Congress—espouses such vitriolic hate & bigotry. Congressman Fine—You’re a disgrace to this country & the office you hold. Resign.

Don’t let Jordan’s suffering be for naught. Read this thread.

I watched it. It’s clearly an execution. You don’t need to watch.

2026’s scarier answer to the rice truck thread

Story of every American Olympic team, really.

This thread 💯. As is often the case, Micah expresses my own thoughts better than I could.

TOP TEN REJECTED STATE DEPT FONTS 10. Rubio 9. Tragic Sans 8. Covfefe 7. Fulgencio Handwriting 6. Soviet Underwood 5. Atlas Shrugged 4. Mussolini Neue 3. Von Ribbon-Trop 2. Foam Party 1. Trumpf Dingbats

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Echidna Tarsier Bison White tipped reef shark Bullet ant But I never saw the monitor lizard that almost knocked me over.

Not all heroes wear Bluey jammies (but some do)

Charlie Brown, I’m married to an American agent.

"John Henry Frontage was Eisenhower's Secretary of Transportation, who realized that the interstate highway system was going to need a system of secondary roads in order to function. These 'Frontage roads' greatly increased the cost, but also the usability, of the highways."

Just posting a photo, then I’ll go read today’s obituaries.

Evergreen skeet

[Exit King.]

I’m fairly certain that if somebody organized a “Fuck you Nekrotzar” rally, it would not get 7 million participants.

Portland

For reasons, I saw Dylan live several times in the 90s, and it always went like this: • strums guitar and makes sounds with throat • a couple of recognizable english words • hey, I know what song this is! • repeat

Ten minutes until the ball drops.

Assistant to the Deli Manager

I hope it has a happy ending.

The survivors support the Massie-Khanna bill, which demands the full release of the Epstein Files. Anything less is an insult to the victims. Speaker Johnson—why won’t you listen to their voices?

I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.

Some of my Democratic colleagues need to understand: this isn’t 1965. Republicans are no longer playing by the rules, so neither will I. Thank you @repmarkdesaulnier.bsky.social for inviting me to talk about how we’re fighting back.‪

He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...

🎵Agent P🎵

So glad my daughter opted to get her masters at a different university (that cost half as much).

When you strip away humanity

A few days ago my dear friend Ed passed away from cancer. Ed was a Marine who served in the Vietnam War. He cared deeply about our country & that's what we talked about every day. His dying wish was to see his awesome cats placed in a good home. DM me if you're interested in 1, 2 or all 3.

one last thing here: mamdani's politics are the literal opposite of zero-sum. "our city is rich and vibrant enough for all of us to prosper" is not zero-sum. "perfidious elites are stealing your birthright from you" — the view of salam's political patrons — is.

Ozzy literally pissed on the Alamo.