This is the gif I send my husband when he goes to a restaurant without me and I want him to bring food home.

Russell Brand is a piece of shit?! Serially?!

My husband just told me we can clean the oven after Christmas because "I promise, no one will be looking in our oven." This from the man who can never help clean the house when we're having guests, because he's busy cleaning out the garage and taking the car to the car wash.

Like ten years ago a stranger on the other social media place stopped me from getting a tattoo that was, unbeknownst to me, a white supremacist dog whistle. I think of them regularly and with IMMENSE gratitude. Because my god can you imagine? Accidental Nazi imagery? In THIS timeline?

I never comment on tik tok videos but I just saw one calling satin a "finish not a fiber" and insisting it's never made out of silk, and I was successfully rage-baited.

Dear people who write marketing emails: I bought a pair of shoes, I did not "join the community". We are not family. You're making it weird.

I need inexpensive stocking stuffers for the men in my life and I'm at a loss. So far I have hand cream and that cleaning putty for cars. Any ideas would be appreciated.

I don't understand parents who get twisted in knots over their kids hearing "bad" language. Like... They're just words. Talk to your kids, explain that some words are not for kids to use and that there are social consequences when kids use them. Help them understand when/ how they're appropriate.

This conversation with my son from a few years ago that I just found in my screenshots.

So if I do math... 2027 would be Romy and Michelle's 40 year high school reunion. Nope. Don't like that.

Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.

Started Start-up. Love the grandma, HATE the sister.

Started Romance Is A bonus Book. I think I'm two episodes in? I don't know if I just need a break from TV or what but I couldn't get invested in this one.

I don't want anyone to suffer, but we would all benefit if certain people had empathy building experiences.

If you want to a perfect example of the female gaze, look no further than Ryu Sun-jae from Lovely Runner.

I feel like at this point The Onion is in a pissing contest with the universe to see who can come up with the most ridiculous headlines.

Just read an article saying Australian researchers are saying parents should ask infants and toddlers for consent to change their diapers. I think I've entered my "back in my day" era. I had too many fights over diaper changes with stubborn-ass toddlers to think that's a good idea.

Glyph update! Fortunately nothing is broken, he's just old. The pain is a mixture of joint mice and arthritis, and hopefully manageable with medication. Thank you guys for your well wishes. ❤️

Correction : Mad For Each Other. It's on Netflix.

Started Mad About You because I heard it was silly fun but this is actually really sweet and heartwarming? And has some depth to it. And he's the greenest of flags? I was not expecting this.

Send Glyph good vibes please, he's limping and I'm worried. Going to try to get him in with the vet tomorrow but he's an old man.

I'm watching the Lisa Frank documentary series on Prime and I just got to the part where they start interviewing James Green and let me tell you, I will be forever stunned by the limitless audacity of men.

Started While You Were Sleeping but I am still emotionally spent after W. So I'm rewatching Business Proposal. As a treat.

I just love it when I'm home alone, the batteries are dead in all the cameras, and the dog starts barking frantically at the door to the garage. I just locked that shit and walked away.

W: Two Worlds review: Started out phenomenally strong. First 10-ish episodes were absolute fire. Then it started going in unnecessary circles and got kind of confusing, which led to an unsatisfying ending.

My recent emotional journey: 1) What a satisfying happy ending 2) wait there's four episodes left 3) fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I have never believed anything less than "Trump kicked Epstein out for being a creep to female employees." it requires suspension of disbelief on too many levels. Trump kicked his bestie out? For being creepy?! To EMPLOYEES!?! WHO WERE WOMEN?!?! Yeah, no chance that happened.

What my psychiatrist says : "Let's have a phone check in at 1." What she means: "I'll call you between 12 and 2."

I gave up.

Started W: Two Worlds and I am so into this. It's fascinating so far.

Just dragging myself through Bring It On Ghost. This show should have been 4 episodes shorter.

Day 3 of trying to make myself like seaweed. It is not going well.

Playing with Inspirobot, looking for something to troll my sister with, and it spits this at me. This is why we can't fucking trust AI. Also Inspirobot sucks now, if you were wondering.

This week's Ghost Files was a 4/10 on the Blanket scale until my cat snuck up behind me and touched my neck, then it shot up to a 12 for one terrifying moment.

Project Fear is a 9/10 on the Blanket Index (that's over the nose, under the eyes) the last few episodes and I love it but I hate it.

Now watching Bring It On, Ghost. The relationship between the leads is developing in such a heartwarming way ❤️

Watched half an hour of The Bride of Habaek last night. That was enough.

Started My Dearest Nemesis. It's super dumb but the ml is a huge nerd and not cool at all and I love that.

I just watched a Hemsworth /Cavill comparison edit, and oof. No hate to Liam Hemsworth, dude is just doing his job, but man coming in as the Witcher after Cavill is ROUGH. He literally looks like they got him off Temu. "We have the Witcher at home" vibes.

GOP: I can't believe Dems are trying to stop us from taking away your healthcare. Just for that, no food for you.

Current top 3 Kdramas, during my ongoing binge: 1) Goblin 2) Doom At Your Service 3) Lovely Runner I guess I like 'em supernatural with some devastation built in.

Finished Undercover High School. It took me a couple episodes to get into it (it has a bullying storyline early on that put me off it) but it ended up being chaotic, unhinged fun that still had some depth to it. Some of the plot points are just unapologetically stupid, but that's part of its charm.

I did not expect this goofy ass show to make me sob, but it did. And then it made me cackle while I was still crying.

This show is increasingly unhinged and I'm into that.

I'm trying to watch Undercover High School because I've heard amazing things, but I just cannot get into it.

If you're having persistent nausea and your brain says "if we're going to feel sick no matter what we eat, we should eat what we like instead of being careful" ignore it. That's a trap. I have been given a strong reminder that, like so many things, nausea is a spectrum. Ugh.

Finished Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-joo. It was very sweet and heartwarming, and I ended up loving it even though it took me awhile to get into it (the sports setting didn't really grab me.) Anyway,

I've been on my couch watching fiction all night but upon checking in on my feed I'm getting the impression that a universal Sports Experience is being had? Anyway I'm sorry and/or congratulations to those who have participated.

👍 Is the most passive aggressive text reaction. Sometimes I hit it on accident and then have a social anxiety meltdown. If I have ever sent you a 👍 I probably did it accidentally. Probably.

My doctor was like "idk what's up with these symptoms, your labs are fine we'll follow up in January" and now I'm having nausea every time I eat and I'm not sure what to do? Because chasing a diagnosis seems like so much more work than I have energy for.