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guess who's got two hands and carpel tunnel in both of them

One more day to get your nominations in! www.tumblr.com/dhr-advent/7...

them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame

Not even a whole chapter into Sunrise on the Reaping

If you are a critic of the administration who, after now witnessing its clear intent to retaliate against those who oppose it, still thinks everyone should have to give over their identification to be able to use social media...I'm afraid I'm just not sure what's wrong with you

trying to choose the right shade of white paint might actually be psychological torture

anyone who thinks women are more emotional than men has never witnessed the sheer insanity of suburban dude drama inside a neighborhood HOA facebook group

how many times do i have to ruin a keyboard by spilling coke zero on it before i learn my lesson (it's at least three times) (so far)

To America’s 2.3 million federal employees: Don’t accept a buyout. Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer. And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it? Sincerely, Robert Reich Former U.S.Secretary of Labor

There is a template in this link to email the Treasury Department and file a civil liberties complaint under the Privacy Act of 1974 and demand that Musk be hit with criminal penalties. Please share, please email!

The perfect headline doesnt exi— www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

As a longtime hunger games girlie this is going to gut me like a fish people.com/new-hunger-g...

Step one: get prescribed medication for the anxiety you’ve been suffering with for 25 years Step two: avoid taking the medication because you’re anxious about the side effects

Professor Sirius Black 🖤🕷

I’m begging y’all to stop using this shit.

me: i only write for my own enjoyment me writing:

shoutout to tumblr user nimmieamee because they fucking get it

all i want is to hyperfixate again is that too much to ask

Found another romance author using the word “unalive” in a serious context. You’re fine using the word cock ON THE SAME PAGE but won’t say kill???? Girl please

another day working in social media

One of the more toxic things to come out of online culture is the notion that critique of everything is appropriate at all times, under all circumstances, in any context - that your opinion is always worth sharing.

D/Hr Advent Master List - www.tumblr.com/dhr-advent/7... Twenty-four delightful works for your enjoyment. Thank you to the participants for your gifts to the fandom and to the fans for your enthusiasm and your lovely comments to our artists and authors. #dramione

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Fun fact: I didn’t know that the Muppets Christmas Carol wasn’t the original until I was 12. My middle school went to a stage production of A Christmas Carol and I was like “it’s so weird they made that muppets movie into a play, but left out the muppets?” Anyway. Merry Christmas Eve.

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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

D/Hr Advent Day 11! #dramione #dramionefic Earmuffs and Other Unusual Delinquencies by @chaosandcrumpets.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60792346

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little sex pollen, right? Happy Advent! archiveofourown.org/works/60896695

D/Hr Advent Day 8! #dramione #dramionefic Christmas (Crackers) Chemistry by @ambpersand.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60896695

D/Hr Advent Day 7! #dramione #dramioneart A Christmas Dare by youareprobablynott archiveofourown.org/works/60742687

D/Hr Advent Day 6! #dramione #dramionefic Smaller Acts by Molivier archiveofourown.org/works/60778252

D/Hr Advent Day 5! #dramione #dramioneart Winter Proposal by cocotamarindo archiveofourown.org/works/60748147

In the Air There's a Feeling Draco + Hermione + christmas decorations as a sport rated T, 5k archiveofourown.org/works/60774523 so honored to be nominated for advent, @musyc.bsky.social's annual gift to all of us!

D/Hr Advent Day 4! #dramione #dramionefic In the Air There's a Feeling by @eveningstruggle.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60774523

i think what feeds into this feeling of inadequacy is how quickly people expect creation to be “churned out” like it’s not a thing that takes time and conscious effort. i cannot keep up with the pace that capitalism expects, it’s so suffocating

D/Hr Advent Day 3! #dramione #dramioneart Cookies, Kisses and Crooks by zelenyi_kit archiveofourown.org/works/60488320

let’s all ask ourselves “does the character’s decision make sense within the framework of the story and their circumstances, or are we just upset because it’s not what we would do personally so now it’s not a self insert fantasy?”

D/Hr Advent Day 2! #dramione #dramionefic Shag Lists, Wish Lists and Other Miracles by greenflowerpot archiveofourown.org/works/60815371

D/Hr Advent Day 1! #dramione #dramionefic Eves and Ends by @heyjude19.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60737173

such insane vindication when I go get blood drawn for labs and warn the tech "hey just a heads up i've got small, hard to find veins" and then they go "i'm sure you aren't that ba--oh. no. you weren't exaggerating." NO I WAS NOT

not me, 48 hours before a deadline and not even halfway done with my fic

hi hello i made this account over a year ago but i guess it's time to start using it for real