Not sure that No Other Choice was my wisest option after getting fired, but I sure did enjoy it.

I guess it’s time to watch Satantango again.

Something very full circle about my two-year-old happily dancing to Liz Phair’s “Fuck and Run” after all the times I cried to it.

Now that Udo Kier has died I will have to rewatch The Kingdom because no one has ever played a Danish baby like that man.

I don’t know about other mothers of toddlers, but sometimes it helps to listen to Rage Against the Machine’s Wake Up about fifteen times in a row.

I feel like a yearly mammogram appointment should come with a coupon for a free latte and pastry of your choice.

I admit it, Hey Jealousy always makes me want to cry.

Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.

Dreamed I was driving and there were dozens of raccoons lounging in the road, which can’t possibly be a good omen.

Annoyed that I have lived this long without knowing that Tony Leung is in Hard Boiled.

Nothing worse than when you have no dinner ideas but somebody else’s apartment smells amazing.

Every day, every hour providing a new reason to be absolutely depressed about it all.

Just thinking of what we called doomscrolling a few years ago and what I wouldn’t give for that now.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

Turns out the baby was not quite ready for gochujang.

How come I have reached this age without knowing that heated up sweetened condensed milk is the best thing ever?

New unpleasant feeling: jealous to the point of nausea.

I would rather not see the headlines, thank you.

Trent, oh Trent.

One of the big jobs these days is trying to decide what to worry about first.

Is too a word.

ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around. THE NEWS:

Do I even like coffee?

Some days your only recourse is to stuff as many mini-marshmallows in your mouth as you possibly can.

No matter how the game ends, Alisson deserves Man of the Match for the next four or five matches. #LFC

Thinking fondly of an article I read years ago about the most remote home in Iceland and wondering possibly if I could just go there and not come back.

Nothing like spending your morning trying to remember your old password so you can change your password because you can’t remember your old password.

Petition to make dishwasher doors silent so my toddler can’t hear it and come running to help.

Always a little unnerving when my mom sends me a good meme.

#myplmorning #liverpool #lfc feels a little like cheating without Haaland, but who am I to argue if the gods have chosen to bench him?

Liverpool win without kicking a ball 😎

Hanging on this morning by more of a shred than the conventional thread.

I’ve started lying to my water drinking app.

A man at the playground addressed his wife as “mama bear” and it made me want to jump headfirst off the top of the slide.

Okay but for serious, I have a deep an probably irrational distaste for The Shins. How can I politely tell Spotify to stop adding them in to everything?

Dreaming about trains again, never a good sign.

The only point of the first cup of coffee is to serve as a base for the second cup.

Liverpool I love you but there are too many children on the field right now.

A Premier League-leading 19th goal of the season for Mo Salah 👑

Poor Ipswich.

The baby is methodically removing everything from his toy chest and I am just letting him so it’s going to be that kind of day.

Just expecting to be moderately nauseous for the next four years.

Our internet went out for three minutes and your boy scored twice.

Thinking tonight about the film professor who told us that Blue Velvet was the quintessential American coming of age film.

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We have two copies of Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See and I do not want to read either of them.

What’s the long German word for having a bunch of messages from family and friends that you haven’t opened and feel physically incapable of reading but also knowing they are there makes your anxiety skyrocket?

Just cleaning rice and tuna out of the bathtub, like always.

Joelinton is a man who wakes up angry every day. #totnew