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Forever not knowing what to do with my hands. Backstage at Kleines Kabarett (next one is April 23rd at Brighton Komedia) w/ the 📸 of Mickey Few For curious minds - Hair styling: @danwchapman Suit is from @achildofthejago Look of anguish is models own

I have spent the last 3 days ill in bed playing Pokémon yellow while listening to the Liza Minelli autobiography on audiobook (yes, she reads it) This would be an ideal life if I didn’t feel like a small gust of wind could end me

When my curzon subscription ends next week I will start watching happier films

Excellent £1 finds today. Some Tori & Terry 🖤

Caught one

Some more from the lens of Talie Eigeland

Being a monsterfucker for abstract concepts and vast unknowable expanses of flesh and such is well and good, but there's something to be said for just watching a shitty 1980s fantasy movie and developing some sort of complex over a rubber muppet covered in K-Y Jelly.

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Read this for my rating of the Jurassic Park franchise. Also worth a read to see me attempt to explain Chichester and end up probably being offensive misterjoeblack.substack.com/p/day-trip-2...

Incredible charity shop finds today (not the cat)

Good afternoon

‘God, I feel so on edge lately. Wonder why’ My recent letterboxd:

How can something so small who doesn’t need to get a job or pay tax, look so tired

Another round of what’s In my bag

Looking soft and angelic and not at all like I’m about to say horrid things when I go on stage 📸: Mickey Few

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

New Substack post where I’m trying a little writing exercises I’ve also done a watercolour painting for it, so I can at least get an A for effort eh? misterjoeblack.substack.com/p/things-i-h...

Ready for my close up 👁️ 📸: talie eigeland

I can highly recommend listening to opera in the gym, as it makes you feel like you’re dramatically preparing for the inevitable

“This is the week I get my shit together” I announce, as I devour a whole bag of sugared almonds

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Showing off my exceptionally wide and fancy shorts 📸: Talie Eigeland

Lugubrious [loo-GOO-bree-us] (adj.) - Theatrically mournful; characterized by excessive sadness; doleful; dismal.

New Youtube video! Freedom Is A Verb youtu.be/xsVFRy-aNec?...

Brighton! I’ve decided at the very last moment to throw a lil Christmas kabarett. Join us, won’t you? 🎄 Dec 19th. In the far more intimate space of the Komedia Studio room www.komedia.co.uk/shows/joe-bl...

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Whenever on a red carpet I genuinely feel like I have never before had to pose for a photo and don’t know what a camera is. I feel like a strange little goblin who has been sent out on a mission and ended up somewhere unexpected and is just doing the best he can

New youtube video! Minnie The Moocher 😎 youtu.be/2QboOlLMqmU?...

Joe Black & The Raghouse Devils - out now wherever you stream your music!

Live gutter Jazz EP available wherever you get your music on September 19th! Or if you wanna show some extra support, available on my Patreon right now! 🖤 www.patreon.com/posts/138754...

Captured at my most blue In love with these shots by Caitlin Damsell taken at Queer As Fuck Cabaret in Bristol

Caught looking very natural and completely unposed backstage at Queer as Fuck cabaret in Bristol by the 📸 of Caitlin Damsell

Patreon reborn! patreon.com/misterjoeblack

Spontaneous combustion happening in Brighton among the cat girl community

I was doing some admin to make sure everything is up to date everywhere and there was a website I needed to link to make something else work and THIS was the profile photo. Photo is I think 18 years old? Also - this should be on Botox ads cause those forehead lines are GONE

Filmed a Tom Waits cover in an empty venue cause I had spare time AND recording equipment. So seemed logical youtu.be/gPmxiP5f2og?...

I have nothing clever or interesting to put in this caption except that i think this photo looks like a horror host headshot 👻 📸: Studio Delite

Displaying myself like the most wretched little trophy 📸: Studio Delite

New profile picture who dis? Absolute pleasure to get some shiny gorgeous new photos with Studio Delite More to come 👁️

Having a mooch down memory lane thinking of my only edinburgh fringe run 13 years ago, have a read if you’d like: misterjoeblack.substack.com/p/hindsight-...

Loud suits and gorgeous audiences at Komedia Brighton. Next Kleines Kabarett show: July 3rd @komedia_brighton - 🔗 in same place as always 📸: Mickey Few

Another day, another hotel, another hallway to be a ghost

New Substack post before I run out the house to go see more art and stuff! misterjoeblack.substack.com/p/mid-may-up...

This Saturday, we have the incredible @misterjoeblack.bsky.social in Cardiff! Few tickets remaining - get them while you can: queeremporium.co.uk/products/joe...

Looking like a right miserable cow despite being very happy pre a very nice Kleines Kabarett show.

I'm so annoyed. @misterjoeblack.bsky.social performed an impeccably unhinged multileveled rendition of Marlene Dietrich's "Falling in love again" the other night, and I can't show you because the vid is too long for the rules here. You'll simply have to go to a show and beg him for it, I guess

Just out of the @misterjoeblack.bsky.social show at the Phoenix Arts Club, walking on green smoke clouds. I've missed you, Joe. What a lovely, crazy joy of a show!