if you have the ability to tie my shoelaces together when I'm not looking so I trip and fall when I try to walk and everyone laughs at me, you're not proletarian

Tarantino is apparently going after Shaggy too wtf is his problem

tarantinocels seethe at danochads

I definitely have internet skeletons. Every night I lay awake at the thought of my past coming back to haunt me. I wasn't racist or anything; just a cringey tween. And that's terrifying.

"i'm transracial bc i've never really felt white" yeah that's actually this thing called white privilege

I LOVE PAUL DANO

avoid the server The General Union of Anarchists if you don't want to be interrogated for not passing the True Anarchist test I recommend the Anti-State Society instead

btw here's how NOT to run a welcoming anarchist Discord server (I'm red)

not every Discord server needs a vent channel

religion: don't eat this food religious person: oh I can't eat that because of my religion, but it's totally okay if you do bc you're not my religion :] religion: don't be gay religious person: YOU cannot be gay because it's against MY religion. I'm not homophobic tho trust

only good thing the ACP has ever done is unite the left in shitting on them

sometimes I think about Revolutionary Catalonia too much and get sad

I see this joked about but I have never seen anyone argue that it isn't

my evil trans professor failed my essay JUST because I'm a God-fearing Christian! will somebody please call Charlie Kirk?

And God created paragraphs and said, "Truncate your passages, so as to separate different strands of thought, in this I shall be pleased"

Beautiful women named yuri who have just gotten off that elon app are interacting with me 💜💜💜

??? why are there yuri bots in my likes

when reading fanfics with heroes or villains dae just envision them in their costume like the whole time

fuck zionists btw

Fuck murderers: "So true!" Fuck rapists: "So true!" Fuck bigots: "GOD you're so performative. Why even say this if you aren't actually doing anything? Virtue signaling wokeslop."

Jungle beast 🌺💥

Misery (19something) is actually a subtle metaphor for what SAW fans are gonna do to Jason Blum when he reboots the franchise

Can we leave Tumblr shit on Tumblr please

I think people don't realize the little masculinity women are allowed (like pants or short hair) is a social contract. It's a way for society to say "look, we let you do men's stuff! you're not discriminated against!"

Gender Superposed: When you are both two genders and one gender of two qualities until asked

who is will stancil

How obscure can one be to still get verified? Let's see

trying to make some nonbinarist slogans

Proposing the Lepus symbol as the non-specific symbol for bigender

I like when people who go by their full names just get shortened to their initials. Like damn MTG is retiring tomorrow. I think I prefer RDJ in his older movies. CMS and RLT were great in that show. I think FAG- oh dude. okay I don't think you can go by your full name man. sorry.

"BUT WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" Fuck them too idgaf

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

why is coffinshipping so popular when hoffrigg both predates it and is better

I've been unwillingly a pescetarian for the past few months atp I'm adopting the lifestyle even I have the opportunity to eat land meat

why does Goofy live in an ethnotown

failing my classes ❌️ making sure I don't peak in high school ✅️

67 may be annoying but millennials trying to mock kids saying it is like 10x more annoying

In a world of Megyn Kelly's be a Patton Oswalt.

wait bluesky banned Patton Oswalt?? wtf that's my goat

If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.

who is olivia nuzzi

One Moreauvian lived in the cell next door, and every night you could hear his cries becoming more and more animalistic as he painfully reverted. I don't see how they think this is helping us.

Yes King just died

Jimmy Olsen is the "Google me bitch" kid in Four Christmases??

I almost get nostalgic when I get a DeviantArt scammer in my DMs. they just don't make them like that anymore

Good read. Had heard the statistic before but never knew where it came from.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Went to the HorrorHound convention in Cincinnati last weekend and it was very humbling and fun to look people in the eye who appreciate what I do. There were married couples who met in Saw chat rooms! If you can make something that affects people, then you can’t ask for much more as an artist. Hugs.