As the parent of young children, if you give my kids stickers, I'm going to presume it's because I've done something to wrong you.

What a fucking clown www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Spoiler alert: it's a pretty good risk assessment on Watters' part.

Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol

Rut roh... www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

People villainized Fannie and Freddie because they had no idea what they do or how they work.

The real shame here is that if we in the U.S. had competent leadership that was invested in our nation instead of in enriching the people in it, we could end the global scourage that is Russia right now.

Cal not winning MVP is so absurd #mariners

One of the more amusing parts about the Epstein emails is how in email after email after email, whenever Trump comes up, none of these people in high places in society can resist going on about how stupid and crooked he is.

He needs to resign. He's in terrible health and clearly is having cognitive issues following his stroke. Let Gov. Shapiro appoint a replacement who will actually represent the people of Pennsylvania until a special election can be had next year.

That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports

Someone's been consuming mass quantities...

The Epstein case against Trump is as if everyone is looking at a 500 piece puzzle with 2 pieces missing and pretending they can't make out the picture for certain.

This makes me want to go listen to Reckoning. #IYKYK

Good! They SHOULD be concerned, because it's the LACK of concern that got us here. Our institutions are only as strong as our collective will to uphold them.

They're warming up to impeach and remove... Trump has finally become too much of a liability

Michael Wolff stood by for a DECADE with evidence that Epstein and Trump were pedophiles and did NOTHING.

What did the press know about Donald Trump's pedophilia and when did they know it?

Trump signing the bill to end the shutdown. Look at everyone else's faces, then look at his. He knows he just signed his own political death warrant.

Guys... youtu.be/BStd6il0H0M?...

What are the chances it comes out that Melania was basically trafficked?

Releasing the Epstein Files as an assassination attempt... I don't hate it.

Look at this list of GOP Reps. Every single one of them had ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE of what was in the Epstein file, and every one of them - save Boebert and MTG - did everything they could to obscure it from the American people to save Trump's ass. They belong in jail. oversight.house.gov/subcommittee...

It makes more sense that Trump feels a kinship with Hitler now... www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

The same kind of guy that would basically leverage turning a blind eye to date rape as a recruiting tool at Baylor, I presume.

Lauren Boebert: Howdy how are y’all doing [The Rains of Castamere starts playing] Lauren Boebert: [looking down] what’s this plastic for

Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

No one runs from the pulse of the nation like Jake Tapper...

I wonder if Dems gave up the fight on the shutdown because they finally have their ducks in a row on the Epstein issue...

He's just going to straight up nuke someone to distract from this, isn't he?

Blocked and reported... to MI6

I know it's Washington in November, but it would be super dope if this cloud cover would clear so I could see the aurora tonight...

It is really fucking good to be back in Washington. Bittersweet weekend in Austin saying goodbye to one partner and getting to see the other along with a lot of close friends and colleagues, but I'm so ready to be back at home, close to Mrs. Bird and the kids.

Even if this DOES happen (which it almost certainly won't) - he wants to launch a new air traffic control system... on Thanksgiving week...? The busiest travel week of the year...? Come on. Be serious here.

If Glen Powell were a color, he would be handsome beige.

Now that Texas courts have moved all their records to the consolidated ReSearch Texas system, MAYBE THEY COULD MAKE IT FUCKING WORK?

Congress at 15% approval rating, eyeing single digits. With enough work they can get there.

It's amazing how Rs can hang together no matter what and Dem pols...can't do that.

Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations

That right side droop from his stroke in September isn't resolving...

Man, he looks like total shit

“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’” @reuters.com #Chicago www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...

Don’t even get me started on how ghosts fuck up the Rule Against Perpetuities

Mike Citren - Chairman Stephen D. Smith - President Michael Fadrowski - VP Operations Hayes Merkert - VP Estimating If I find any more of these clowns I’ll post them here.

Super excited to fly on Friday!!

Normally, you'd see this and think, "he's sooooooo close to getting it with that second part!" but he's not. Every other Republican should realize that they have completely lost the Shutdown Staredown and the only way to save their asses in 2026 is immediate and unconditional surrender.

I got carpal tunnel syndrome from reading this post.