i know i live in a hippie neighborhood because they had bragg's nutritional yeast with the popcorn seasonings at the movie theater

result of years of NJPW watching is that i keep calling spiritual weapon in bg3 the funky weapon

yeah the odyssey slapped 👍

oránge attack

random thing to get a tattoo of that i probably won't but the idea is fun: flintstones vitamins

Mental Health is important

what a day to eat a big raw salad and then go outside to take a whopping breath of good ol fresh american air

husband is gonna be out of town for the weekend so maybe i will go see the odyssey? i wanna support the woke agenda

absolutely murdered in a geoguessr duel today, found the exact street corner in cape town and mf thought we were in turkiye

As an aside, everyone say "my condolences" to @luxeinferior.bsky.social for having to experience Driveshaft - You All Everybody for the first time this weekend

another high point of finally watching lost: sayid lost 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Garffeld Pt 5

watching lost for the first time and so far i really love how one of the guys is just oasis but his band is called driveshaft and their single is "you all everybody"

this is just a picture of me and my husband

Drawing the oránge

algorithm trying so hard to get me to follow the world cup i got onto erling haaland/jude bellingham abo tiktok last night

hate myself for having a take on this but i do find it funny that people are arguing over the odyssey from the standpoint of authorial intention as if that's either possible or desirable

did not know until this very moment that steely dan had live albums

whyyyy does that new olivia rodrigo song sound like that, oh my god WHY CANT SINGERS TODAY OPEN THEIR DAMN MOUTHS UP AND SING INSTEAD OF MUMBLING OH GOOODDDDDD

brought one of these to work with me this morning and pokka coffee shibata keeps staring at me

is it a crime to be attracted to philomena cunk are they gonna put me in jail for this

i saw a video today of someone making fun of taylor swift for having bangs at her wedding and i feel so conflicted because i am a lifelong bangs haver so i feel a little attacked but i also love nothing more than making fun of taylor swift

stub foot captured today by husband while lounging with fat baby panther 🐈‍⬛

🇺🇸🎆🦅

i have had my first really good day in a long time (drunk water park day excepted), got a good performance review at work, napped, took a gummy, laundry is washing, frozen naan pizza and sorbet on deck, and baldurs gate 3 is loading babyyyyyyy

lrp overheard at some con years ago girl 1: "you can't go in there [18+ merch booth], you're 12" girl 2: "i'm not 12!! i'm 16!!" [all other girls singing in unison to the tune of if you're happy and you know it] "if you're not 18 then you're 12! if you're not 18 then you're 12!"

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

getting a random bonus at work soon and i think i am gonna use a little bit of it to buy an mp3 player and start an actual mp3 collection again. god i wish i knew where my old external hd from college is

who was gonna tell me the lotte by my apartment has house made kimchi pancakes for like $2!!!!!! i may never eat anything else

if anyone saw me eating hummus and pita at the third floor periodicals desk no you didn't

waterpark pina coladas that you drink while going around the lazy river got hands

i ordered a new birth certificate and social security card bc i lost them both and im manifesting this now im taking a solo trip to london as soon as i can get a passport

gargling warm salt water doesn't do shit for a sore throat and i'm tired of pretending it does

neither of the indie theaters have jackass playing this weekend i have to go to amc 😭 what about party boy is not cinema to you

finally some gender affirmation

i keep having these older-person problems like aches and pains and such but i forget that i am actually becoming an older person. so it's like, what the fuck, why does all this shit suddenly hurt for no reason? wait......

one time i heard king for a day by xtc in a target and for some reason it touched me like it never had before

my husband is seeing the aquabats right now and he just texted me that the main aquabat came down from the stage and danced with him and he said “i’m like courteney cox in that bruce springsteen video”

mid century musical comedy albums can really help pull you out of a funk, i've always said this

im almost 40 and just realized that if i don’t wanna throw up in the toilet i don’t have to i can just use a trash bag and throw it away 🤯 (i have stomach flu or some shit)

grabbed a random sample works cited page from mla.org to use as an example for a work thing and it's fucking citing mdzs

sam campbell is the only person in existence who could have replaced aaron chen on guy mont spelling bee

i predict project hail mary created the quintessential hear me out for years to come 🔮

adhd has been dog walking me so bad this year i think i may actually have to start treating it again 🙃

working in downtown columbus is just dodging weirdo right wing demonstrators and anti abortion freaks left and right with the extremely cursed possibility of jd vance

a lace hanky for pride 🙂‍↕️

just cried through half of project hail mary and i feel like i exorcised something