i really wanna make a neocities page to use as a place to post art, music and book recs, photos, maybe a blog, etc. but whenever i sit down to figure out how to set one up and relearn html/css basics my brain just slides off it 😤

the various joy desprets from @junobirch.bsky.social sims would be a great gay halloween group costume

dog people who have those jobs where you can just bring your dog to your office are so lucky. i wish i could bring winnie to work and just have her chilling at my desk with me all day T_T

fuck it, tongue out monday

she loves this lamb chop so freaking much

worked with hs students today and one saw my bag and said “wowwwww a kuromi and a labubu?” and all i could think to say was “yeah my daughters”

i was walking in the cold listening to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald when i came upon a melancholy scene

I just tried sakura denbu for the first time and why was I eating pink fish sugar on my onigiri and LOVING IT

no tables at this work conference, hunching my long ass torso over my laptop like nosferatu

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Lovecraft: by the way, who won? Lovecraft: some nice clean-cut anglo saxon protestant, i presume? Barker: oh howard ha ha Barker: let me tell him Poe: now clive Barker: fuck you edgar, let me tell him! Barker: give me this one!

pondering on how to create a labubu mitre for the february ghost show 🤔

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

i took a hydroxyzine last night to help me sleep and i'm a zombie today, i can't believe i used to take these every night lol

Every time I do this con, I get nostalgic for when @luxeinferior.bsky.social did some deep cut pro wrestling cosplay where I couldn't see and had to glue my mask on but we looked sick as fuck

otacon’s ketchup adventures

Once more with @luxeinferior.bsky.social

so glad i checked the winnie cam before bed

MY BABYYYYYY

just had the requisite grand trunk pub malort shots 💀

@luxeinferior.bsky.social More silly little game guys on the People Mover!!!

gonna start coming to detroit every halloween tbh

i love my new daughter!!!!!!!!!

METAL GEAR?!

staying in Detroit for youmacon and this random hotel @necropantz.bsky.social picked is so nice?! it has like 80s corporate decor vibes with a lot of glass block walls and a nice view too

Pet cam working well

#tongueouttuesday….

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

i've been listening to this song to lock in for like 15 years now youtu.be/2jdle9DxpdU?...

WINNIE BE UPON YE #nationalblackcatday

Has anyone ever done anything owlishly other than blink

das was sup

getting pretty close 😎

okay i gotta do something to keep myself awake until a normal time tonight so i can get a full night's sleep, i don't know that smoking weed and reading fanfic is gonna do the job 🙃

im trying to work in the yaoi mines over here

important cosplay purchases

☑️ three or four thieves ☑️ scouted the location ahead of time ☑️ brazenly done after the museum opened for the day ☑️ got away on mopeds & scooters

cannot believe taskmaster did not give us a good shot of alex horne in princess diana's revenge dress

Winy hidign…..

when i was a kid my dad used to always playfully threaten to “beat” me “unmercifully and to no end.” i always assumed he was quoting something but i just googled it for the first time and got no hits, what was that man saying

my favorite way to respond when people just act like assholes to you out of nowhere online is to be excessively polite and explain what they just did to them as if they're idiot children (which they are)

when will i meet someone who understands warren zevon the way i do

i think i look pretty much fine with makeup on but i am so insanely chopped without it, why does my skin look so bad?? on the rare day with no acne it's still blotchy with big ass eyebags AND now i'm getting wrinkles. ugly supremacy man

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what possesses people to go to the subreddit of an extremely popular band asking if anyone knows the rules for bags/clothes/costumes/etc at the specific venue they're seeing the band at in 6 months? sorry i don't work for the scotiabank arena in toronto

returning to working on my goal of memorizing every country on the map, but i'm afraid if i start on europe central america and africa are gonna leak out of my head

WHY IS THAT NEW AFI SONG SO FUCKING GOOD

skeletour II literally saving my life

Thought I had 2 classes at work today but we had the wrong date on the calendar and they’re really not until next month

i started reading the witches of eastwick and keep thinking about how that one passage always gets circulated as an example of how men are bad at writing women. while i do think it was a weird stylistic move i don't think john updike literally thought women couldn't pee as efficiently as men do