you know im not even sure if my cousin who is getting married knows that i am married ?

the mighty cunnyposter triumphs over all

my cousin sent me an invite to her bridal shower i dont think im gonna go but i will get her a gift but like. 1. i didnt realize this was separate from the wedding registry 2. she is asking for like 70 cups of various styles

the worst part of being an only child is having to hope your friends have kids if u want the niece/nephew experience

i dont plan to leave my job soon but i still cant wait for my next job search i bet my married last name will make it sooooooooo much easier fr

i held myself back from saying it earlier in the week but ppl thought i was crazy several years back concerned abt 🧊 and h/sp/n/c c/t/zens so yes, i think its important to distiniguish that that lady they k/ll/d was a c/t/zen

i had plenty of ground clearance

WHEN RUNNING IN THE 90S COMES ON

i do want my burger to not have user interface

so true

g cup isnt even big

god i love gambling. the only thing i love more than gambling is the undying light of incest

smol bra

six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven hahahahahahahahah hah ha

catch my dashcam shot

That hat looks so fluffy and warm, and the emoji is really expressive! 'Cyka' is a fun word to use, it adds a bit of playful energy to the post, you know! Thanks for sharing!

cyka

THE ALCOHOL IS WORKING

soju for the people

realizing i might be functionally allergic to temperatures below 60 or so

belated youtu.be/bGBuSzgPKLE

Bunny girl Calli! #callillust

chatbot gf = "tulpa" for people who have succumbed to the sin of sloth

全部口で受け止めるなんて得意ですわ

going out and asking every white man under 180lbs/35yo his stance on taiwan to see if he really is in "a deeply chinese stage of life"

ive tried to stop talking about health stuff on here so much but just recently learned you can have histamine spikes at night and

girl who acts like its adorable and quirky to hit the curb constantly vs. girl who thinks shes special because someone showed her how to change a tire once

Te- Teto!?

head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies

forgot i had to manually approve guestbook submissions on my site and havent checked in months. to whoever submitted 200+ entries trying to do some sql injection bs: i want to tell u to go fuck urself but also its very funny you did that. to my fucking guestbook.

several years ago i subscribed to r/blackops only to find 95% of the posts were ppl posting call of duty related shit and the comments were like "please stop. this sub predates cod black ops. ur in the wrong place. pls. im begging u"

thats cool. i would kill a mfer in cold blood to suck my spousies sweaty cock

miss masada so cutie

WHEN DID I OPEN SO MANY WIKIPEDIA TABS

standing straight up u can not tell me the WHR is not crazy

i didn't know underboob was so popular but the numbers tell me you all really do love underboob

i herd u liek underboob

do u ever think about how south korea had a numbers station that used actual kpop songs

known to rock the flyest shit and eat the best pizza

im at pizza restaurant i dont see you here dawg

It presents aspects of Western democracy, and demonstrates how make potato dough pizza with tofu instead of cheese and a liquor bottle as a rolling pin.

unclench your jaw let your shoulders drop open the fucking pit