Trump is really taking this anti-woke stuff a little far isn’t he?

I fear that somehow, someway, the Arkansas Razorbacks will figure out how to lose by one score against a high ranked opponent on their bye this week. Nevertheless Wooooo Pig Sooie!!!!!

If the sandwich hit, you must acquit!

Works out to about 2 cans of green beans for each Arkansas food pantry.

Apparently, she values lecterns more than hungry kids.

Usually, I stand outside and protest the objectification of women at a strip club. The one time I go in….

I would never leave the house.

Be determined when creating a piece of art and passionate about painting of art and craft

STOCK TIP: invest in Raman Noodles, it is about to become a staple of a lot of American diets.

Trump is sending $40 billion to Argentina because he likes their President’s hair. Prove me wrong.

When my daughter was 12 I only learned she was playing doctor with the boys from her school because their parents complained she was charging a $25 co-pay.

Why are they called “manhole” covers instead of “street hole” covers?

Happy 84th Birthday, Paul Simon 🎉🎊🔥 Thank you for writing the amazing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” Aretha’s version touches my soul 💙

I woke up from a dream that I was selling knock-off watches on the street with my friends Jermaine (from “Flight of the Conchords”) and Grady (from “Sanford and Son”). The three of us lived in a street manhole in a large city in a Scandinavian Country.

Dolly Parton always give 100% for everybody. We owe it to her to do the same!

When murder investigators bring in psychics to help find the bodies of murder victims, why do they not question whether the psychic is a serial killer and that’s why they know where so many bodies are buried.

This is not exhaustive.

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

Mandela effect monocle on Monopoly Man is because he is being confused with Mr. Peanut who also wears a top hat.

I bet Stephen Miller hangs out at the morgue in his spare time hoping they leave the bodies unattended.

Take 5 on May 4th. youtu.be/PHdU5sHigYQ?...

Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.

New competitive sport?

I’m considering a career change into equine dentistry. I’m curious if anyone here knows if you have to go to equine dental school or something like that. Can I just get me a big brush, some tools, and get started?

The mutant Trump moth.

Maybe Pete Hegseth is just drunk with power.

I’m about to have a pizza party with my dog. Jealous?

Although I have concluded that I don’t have what it takes to be a social media celebrity, my mama loves me and I don’t drive a Tesla.

Women's History Month highlight: NYA Camp Bethune, part of a New Deal program that provided opportunities for literacy and critical advantages for young Black women from across the state of Arkansas during the Great Depression. Read more here: encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/nya-...

Arkansas, is everybody home today? Iced in here in the 501. IDrive shows all the highways iced.

One of my favorites, the Ramsey Lewis Trio. Saw him at the Blue Note in New York one time. youtu.be/u6j6Zk945ZY?...

Did you hear that the Las Vegas Raiders hired former Arkansas Razorback assistant coach Pete Carroll?

Now you know

How the Razorbacks did not have a National Championship team when they had McFadden, Jones, and Hillis in the backfield is stunning.

I for one enjoy Brittany Spears fun little dances.

Koko Taylor and Lightning Hopkins

No mood swings on Bluesky. It’s like everybody here is on serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

Paprika does not belong in chili.