Never going to have a bathroom with regular lighting again 🟦🟪

I lied, I will never stop buying slutty little outfits

Maybe I'll cultivate slutty dad vibes this year

Hello world ☀️

Fat boy Friday ❤️

Will delete later most likely, I'm fickle

New underwear, what do we think?

I am a delight, it's embarrassing to admit

I gotta stop posing like this, it's unfortunately just kinda flattering

Just trying to be a good boy, dunno how well that's going

Gays following important gay rituals (watching Survivor) @madratuirseach.bsky.social @defonotjoshh.bsky.social

Your boys! @madratuirseach.bsky.social @defonotjoshh.bsky.social

Will probably delete this later when I'm feeling self conscious! Enjoy for now

Let's wrestle but also I am wearing glasses so you have to be gentle

Equal parts sleepy, sweaty, and pale

Whoever made this in 2017, I would like to thank them, I talk about this all the time, it's my favourite meme ever.

So pale lol

Had to magic erase a red wine stain on this vest 😌

I turned the mirror for this photo!

Accidentally matching jock and jumper

Midweek monochromatica, am I doing it right?

Looking a little out of place in this country house room 😅

Got a new piercing

Dork alert

I look so mean here