Je suis prof et je n'arrive pas à encoder les cotes de mes étudiants dans le soft de l'école. Je suis prof - d'informatique.

This is the time of the year where I realize that my greatest contribution to The Internet is still a Slack bot that help you insult your colleagues, courtesy of @effinbirds.com. More than 3000 usages this year. There maybe some issues with the images, checking. Don't get fired. www.effinbot.com

La vie est plus chouette avec les cookies de Yotam Ottolenghi. #merciyotam

Rien ne se perd, rien ne crée, tout me fatigue.

Évidement on repense toutes et tous à ce post absolument génial.

Donc je suppose: - Congés parentaux étendu et rémunérés - Revenu universel protégeant chacun.e contre les chocs de la vie - Extension des options d'acceuil de la petite enfances à des conditions accessibles - Transition écologique pour faire baisser la pollution - Investissement dans l'éducation

Rappel: être pauvre tue. Littéralement.

Vous n’avez pas fini vos cadeaux de Noël ? Voici des idées de cadeaux fabriqués en Ukraine, pour toutes les bourses, les frais d’envoi sont de quelques euros ! Et comme toujours avec les Ukrainiens, l’humour (noir) n’est jamais bien loin - cf ces chaussettes (faut zoomer) … Reçues en 5 jours.

Commander chez @atsemtex.bsky.social c'est aussi recevoir ce genre de message: "Paiement réussi, merci pour votre commande ! Je vais la préparer de ce pas et aller dépenser votre argent. Parlez-en à vos amis". J'ai beaucoup ri (et je suis impatient d'avoir mes stickers).

I have a lot of those. I worked with several Susans. I'm sure everyone has, but love the examples.

Let's put that clearly - we are putting the luxury (not well being, not 'lives', /abject luxury/) of 80 000 people as more important that the well being of 4 billion people. Does everyone understand how bat-shit-crazy this is as a society?

"Strong opinions, held in concrete" #techleadership

- Boss, just discovered a vulnerability, need a name for it - Ok, let's think of something - this is a worm, right? What about "Shai Hulud" Not sure that will reassure people to represent a vulnerability with the biggest imaginary worm ever. securitylabs.datadoghq.com/articles/sha...

I'm reading to many IT/dev job offers for my own sanity. Today's gem: "We’re not trying to grow at all costs. We’re scaling deliberately: ~100 teammates over 60 months (currently at 25 in 30 months)." That's x4 in 2.5 years. That's "bat-shit-crazy grow". #itrecruitinghell

Quand je tape "sta" dans la barre de mon navigateur c'est stardewvalleywiki.com qui arrive en premier, plus stackoverflow.com Je joue plus à Stardew... mais force m'est de constater que je vais aussi beaucoup moins sur Stack Overflow. Fin d'une époque. #dev #gaming

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

Claude & ChatGPT are "it/it", not "he/him" nor "they/them"

Dites @lefigaro.fr c'est super sympa de parler de la chambre d'enfant de Pierre Edouard Stérin et de ses idées de "cadeaux" - www.lefigaro.fr/decideurs/ma... - à l'aise de faire de la pub gratuite pour lemécène de l'extrême droite et des mouvements catholiques conservateurs en france

Was reading review about a coffee place I'll meet a colleague at: "Stopping by <place> is always the highlight of my day". As a software developer, such feedback feels so... inaccessible. No one ever said "Creating tickets in Jira is always the highlight of my day"

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Started programming when I was 10 years old. Told myself to never make it a job. Studied economics. Didn't want to work in a bank or similar. Got an offer to teach some students, loved it. Got hired as a programming teacher. Got curious about the real job was. Been in IT since 25 years. "Doh"

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

*Fondu au noir, puis portrait de Rufus sur fond noir* *Texte :* Rufus est devenu agent de police comme son père. Il a ensuite rejoint les Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité. Après les évènements de Sainte Soline, il a reçu une médaille.

Alors tu vois chère IA, c’est très difficile de dessiner une licorne. Mais grâce à moi, tu vas exceller. Bisou. #licorne

My team & I just finished our first sailboat retrospective and I'm not sure we did it the right way, anyone can help? #agile

Cette réunion aurait pu être une bagarre

AI in application roadmap: #ai #noai

Régulièrement je me dis que ça serait super sympa de retourner vivre à l’étranger puis je repense à ce mème

Présentement dans un train où deux mecs discutent doctement du fait que dans 4 ans plein d'emplois vont disparaître à cause de l'IA et qu'ils utilisent chatGPT pour lire des histoires à leurs enfants 🤪

The Last Ninja (C64)

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OpenAI pirated large numbers of books and used them to train models. OpenAI then deleted the dataset with the pirated books, and employees sent each other messages about doing so. A lawsuit could now force the company to pay $150,000 per book, adding up to billions in damages.

Back from holidays, typing "npm ruin dev". Never typed something so wrong but so true

Remember that the real question about the Trump regime is whether they are more dumb than evil or the other way around. Does not make them any less scary nor dangerous unfortunately.

To avoid confusion: 1. It is nigh impossible to get that rich ethically. 2. To hoard such wealth rather than invest in your community, and improve society, is unethical. 3. An ethical billionaire ceases to be a billionaire, by neccesity.

Probably the best article about how big software companies operate and why that I've read in a while: www.seangoedecke.com/seeing-like-...

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

The bank AI assistant is going to make me regret the old school phone robots where you just had to answer questions by typing keys. At least those never said "I did not understand. Can you repeat that?"

Did you think about the poor electrons' feelings ??? Now the AI need a therapist!

Most software should calm the fuck down, there’s no reason to have an update every week

This is by far the best piece I read about AI and its business and finance (or actually absence of). Long but really worth it: www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga... Thanks @edzitron.com

Escape game except it's a meeting you are trapped in

J'adore la Belgique #ja #oui

As a developer, my main professional bias is to think everything can be solved with just a small python script #dev

Enfin une bonne nouvelle !

Je fais monter de niveau tellement lentement en temps que meneur de jeu qu'hier un des joueurs m'a amené des Galler manon (le gout que je préfère) pour aider. #jdr #d&d

Je sais pas ce que vous faite aujourd'hui dans votre boulot de dev, mais moi je calcule les émissions d'ammoniaque quand on répend des fientes de poules pâteuses sur un champs. (et oui c'est intéressant) #vismaviededev